Title: Spying without a cause.
Prompt: In which Spies!Samcedes get caught up in a mess. (Written for Samcedes Week a year ago)
Mercedes and Sam were back to back, in chairs in what seemed like a dingy basement or open space. They were bound by ropes with their hands tied behind their back. "Well, you done it again Sam.." Mercedes mumbled. There were men in the room and one of them came over to Sam and Mercedes, "You two dumbasses thought it would be wise to steal from our boss. You're both going to die tonight." He smirked before slapping Mercedes hard in the face with the back of his hand, then walking off. Leave it to Sam Evans to try to steal from a russian crime boss, in Russia. Mercedes could hear them talking about how they were going to kill them and she looked back at Sam, "They're planning on killing us." Sam turned his head to face her half way, "Guns?" He asked surveying the room.
"Many…" Mercedes started. "But the captain over there wants to torture us first. Waterboarding for me.. Penial decapitation for you." Sam smirked, "Those smug bastards. It would take two axes for them to get half my dick off." Mercedes rolled her eyes, "You wish that thing in your pants was that big."
"Hey! You never seem to complain when this thing in my pants in your mouth—" Sam got cut off by Mercedes stomping her foot on his.
"Will you shut the hell up! On my word.. We will get the hell out of here." Mercedes looked over at one the guards and called him over, "Иди сюда." She said to him with a small seductive smile, he came over, with a greasy grin, rubbing the outside of his chin, "Я видела, как ты смотрел на меня. У меня только одна вещь, чтобы сказать…" He smirked at her, "Да? А что это такое?" He asked her, leaning in to almost touch her lips, "In about 30 seconds, you and your friends are all going to die."
He laughed a hearty laugh and called her a stupid bitch in his native language, and Mercedes laughed at his laugh, before looking at Sam. He gave her a nod and then quickly they both got out of the ties. She got up and punched the guy in the throat before sweeping him off his feet. She got his gun and tossed it to Sam before snapping the neck of another one. She took his 9mm.
They then looked at Sam showing her all the exits with her eyes. They had to get out of russia, like yesterday, because now the probably kissed off the entire mob. A guy came up behind Mercedes and grabbed her by the back of her neck. Sam took out a knife, quickly tossing it across the room, hitting the Russian right between the eyes. He fell straight down to the floor and Sam ran over to Mercedes and gave her a passionate kiss. At the same time they looked at each other And uttered "Ugh. I love you." They smiled at the irony and Sam took his knife and wiped it off.
"Hey babe.. Want to get the hell out of Russia?" Mercedes nodded and they both ran out the back exit. Sam noticed a motorcycle there and he went to go jumpstart it. More men came, and they started to shoot at Mercedes. She took cover and in three precise shots she took out all three men. She stood back up and Sam got on the bike, driving over to her. "In need of a ride pretty lady?" Mercedes bit her lip and nodded, getting on. Sam drove out of the back lot, and as he was speeding away turned around and paused. "Why are we stopping?" Mercedes asked, "I almost forgot…" Sam opened his leather jacket pocket and took out a small device. He pressed a red button then told Mercedes to look back. She turned towards the Russian hideaway and it went BOOM!
It was up in flames.
"Happy anniversary babe." Sam said with a small crooked smile. Mercedes kissed him softly and they got back on the bike. As Sam was driving away Mercedes started to speak, "This would be a good time to tell you…"
"What is it babe?" Sam asked her, worried of her tone.
"I'm pregnant."