Title: Damnit Blaine!

Drabble: Sam and Mercedes can't seem to find the right time to grain on that wood, thanks to Blaine the cock block Anderson.


"I loved dinner." Mercedes whispered against Sam's lips as they stood in front of their apartment making out. "Mhm, yeah me too." Sam agreed, his lips pecking her's repeatedly. He pulls her closer and Mercedes smiles into his kisses, wrapping her arms around his neck. They were were so close, yet it wasn't enough for either of them. His kisses were feather light at first, but Mercedes plump ones were so inviting. Sam opened his mouth to let her in, and she took the small invitation to mean that he wanted more. Her tongue slipped into his mouth and she let her own fight against his for a small bit. They we're so caught up in each other not even noticing their surroundings.

Sam pressed her against the door, his hands sneaking to get a grab of Mercedes' ass, which made her smile. They hit the door, hard with a laugh before Sam suggested they go in. "Yeah I mean, we should." Mercedes said, opening the door, bringing Sam in by his T-shirt. They kissed all the way to the couch, falling on it, with Sam on top of Mercedes now. The moment got to them both, as they decided to just make out for a long while, letting their tongues do the talking. Sam's body naturally reacted to Mercedes' as his hands began to wander. Mercedes giggled against his lips, Sam whispers a slow "Do you like that?" to which she of course whispers back a soft, whimpering "yes." He wants more, so does she. There's nothing but space and opportunity between them, or at least they thought.

"SAM!" Blaine comes out with no shirt and the back of his tight mustard colored jeans ripped. "Sam i'm having a crisis." Blaine, Just noticing them both, smiles at the lovebirds for a second. "Oh, am I interrupting something?" Blaine looks at how their situated, Sam on top of Mercedes and they're literally almost dry humping. But no, Blaine Anderson sees what he wants. "Yeah man I mean… kinda… we're…" Sam began, "Sam and I…" Mercedes added onto it but got cut off in return. "Guys, this is serious. It's a Blaine emergency, I think I gained 15 or 20 pounds." Mercedes and Sam looked at each other, telepathically ready to kill their roommate. "Okay, so I have solutions, but I need help. You two just.. stay here… I'll be right back." Blaine explains running into his room.

"He'll probably be in there awhile, want to keep going?" Sam asks her with a smug smile. "This is getting ridiculous Sam." Mercedes says, tossing her head back on the couch. "Yeah, totally, mhm, I know what you mean." Sam adds on, not really listening as he was now giving Mercedes soft slow kisses to her neck. "Sam…"Mercedes says pushing him away a bit. "I'm serious. Do you even remember what happened last weekend?…"


Flashback:

Sam and Mercedes were in the bathroom together, sharing a shower. Sam said he wanted to "preserve water" and Mercedes happily agrees… you know for the environment. "Sam.." Mercedes moans against the wall of the shower, turns out Sam has talented lips and a tongue. They had been experimenting a bit lately, and this was the best part, the unbelievable pleasure that someone could get without penetration. Her hands were practically ripping out his hair now, since she had nothing else to grip onto. She didn't wanna scream, Blaine was home, but the way he was working it between her thighs was a cause for Mardi Gras type celebration. She could feel her pressure rising, the build up, the sweet release… "Hey guys, don't mind me, just gonna brush my teeth. Blaine says to them through the shower. Sam immediately gets up from the shower floor, and opens the curtain to find Blaine there, brushing his teeth. "Blaine… dude…" Sam says. "Blaine! Dude!" Mercedes ducks her head out and repeats her boyfriend. "Sorry, meeting Kurt for a late lunch." Blaine says with a smile.


… "It's madness! Every time we're about to have some alone time, there's Blaine and…" Mercedes gets cut off by Sam's lips this time, kissing her thought away. "I don't want to talk anymore about Blaine. Just me, and you." They start kissing again, all thoughts of Blaine beginning to cease quickly. Well, that was until Blaine came back out with a bunch of outfits and Kurt on video chat on his IPhone.

"Oops! They're making out again!" Blaine says to Kurt who gives Blaine a contrite look through the phone. "Blaine I think you should go to your room—" Kurt started to say,"No I think they're fine with it. Right guys?" Blaine asks the couple.

"DAMNIT BLAINE." Sam and Mercedes say at the same time, frustrated by Blaine, Kurt outfits and noise, Sam and Mercedes decide to become one, "GET OUT!" they yell to him. Blaine gasps, gives them both a glare then exits finally,

"They're mean." Blaine says, pouting.

"No, honey, I think they're just in love." Kurt says through the phone.