A/N: SO here is the chapter with Niou! I don't really know where I am going with this one but I hope you enjoy it!

Niou wanted to get away from his family and all of their tricks. What better way to do that than to get a job? He decided that he would snag the relatively easy position of tour guide that Jackal had just gotten fired from. He figured he had all the charms and he was a fun person. Who wouldn't want him as their tour guide? He applied for the job on his laptop and proceeded to sit there for two hours before getting the confirmation email that he had received the job. Niou chuckled to himself before heading off to bed, excited for the next day to come.

(The next day)

Niou headed to the museum confident in his abilities to succeed at the new job. He was probably going to be hired on full time for the summer and that was an exciting prospect considering it meant he would be away from his family. His sister had been tricking him a lot lately and he was getting very tired of it. He walked up to the receptionist who pressed a button as soon as she saw him. Another lady traipsed out of a backroom and came over to him. Niou saw the lady give him a once over and he smirked.

"Hello I am Matsumoto, Miyabi. Welcome to the museum. Congratulations on becoming our newest tour guide," she recited in an exhausted robotic like voice.

"Niou. Masaharu. You look like you could use a nap," Niou commented. He then had a nametag shoved in his face and the woman walked away. Another woman soon came out and smiled at him.

"Hello. You are Niou? I am Minamoto and will be providing you with orientation," she cheerily remarked.

"Nice ta meet ya. Let's get started. This looks like a piece 'o' cake," Niou remarked as he followed her to the lobby. He noted that Minamoto looked a bit irritated at his last statement. He ignored it though and continued to walk.

"Hello everyone Niou and I will be your tour guides today. Welcome to the museum. We hope you enjoy your visit and please hold all questions until the end," Minamoto said. She looked over at Niou and he nodded signaling he was ready to start the tour. They started and Niou followed along to the boring pace of the tour. He really wished that he had something to keep him distracted from everything else that was going on. This was so easy and he was definitely going to be giving the next tour. After what seemed like forever the tour was finally over and Niou took Minamoto aside to talk to her.

"Hey I was wonderin' if I could give the next tour?" he asked trying to be polite, but adding a firmness to his voice.

"Of course you may. I will be right-" she was cut off by his sharp voice.

"I wanna do this one alone. I know I can," Niou boasted.

"Whatever. Just take the next tour group and I am going to get some aspirin," Minamoto stated before walking away muttering something about troublesome kids.

"Hello I'm Niou and I'm gonna be yer tour guide for today," Niou stated looking out over the ten people he was going to be taking around the museum. He decided that he better get this over with so he could get some food in him before he went hungry.

"So now we are getting to the dinosaur room. As ya know dinosaurs didn't live with us. They lived before us. Most of them could eat us whole if they wanted to and they probably would want to," Niou continued rambling about dinosaurs as they made their way to the next exhibit. It was the hair exhibit and Niou was less than excited to give the tour on this one.

"Um OK so these thingies are stuff people used to put in their hair. Some of 'em are gold and silver ta show wealth and some are made out of human bones to show power ova other people. Um let's move on cause this is really borin' and no one gives a rat's behind about what people put in their hair."

They moved on to the history of the people of Japan and Niou knew it was time for him to have some fun. He came to the section where it showed the people of Japan in the Ice Age. All of them were huddled around a fire trying to keep warm. Niou smirked and pressed a button on a beeper that was on his belt. Moments later the whole group was covered in snow. They all looked up at the ceiling like it was some demonic object while Niou inwardly laughed at his prank.

"As ya know the ice melted and the sea got warmer and sea levels rose," Niou explained before he pressed another button effectively soaking his tour group in warm water. They all sputtered and some gave him evil looks. He looked back at them like nothing was wrong and continued on the tour. As he walked he could see the slight annoyance in the group and it amused him. He was getting ready for the finale of his tour. This one was going to be good and no one would be expecting it at all. He took them to the exhibit where there was a tropical looking hut with people around it. All the people ducked expecting pineapples to be thrown on them. They were surprised though when nothing happened. One woman looked up and gasped at what she saw. Everyone else followed suit and the whole crowd was silent as they looked on a beautiful young girl in a bikini that looked like she was from tropical Japan.

"Where did our guide go?" one group member asked a hint of nervousness creeping into her voice.

"I'm right here," Niou said changing back to his normal self. Just then one woman shrieked and fell over while another lost her lunch on the floor. The men just gaped and envied the young man to no extent. Niou was highly confused by this point as to why everyone was freaking out so badly. He then felt a breeze and wondered why it was so cold in there. He looked down and to his horror he had turned back to himself, but into his morning self.

"What is going on?" Minamoto nearly screamed as she rushed to the sight. What she saw mortified her. There was a group of tour members soaked to the bone. One of them was heaving, another one was laying passed out on the floor, and Niou was standing there in nothing but his boxers. She could see why the guests had the reaction that they did. She sighed and went over to revive the woman. After ushering everyone out Minamoto walked over to Niou.

"I don't think I have the authority to do this, but I am going to do it anyway. You are fired for improper treatment of the guests and going against the dress code," Minamoto snapped a picture to show to her boss later so she wouldn't get in trouble. She instructed Niou to leave and to never come back in his whole life.

A/N: SO I couldn't find anything to bother Niou and I didn't want him to keep the job. I hope you enjoyed it. I know Niou uses illusions, but I thought this was a little more fun right? Please leave a review. Next chapter is Yukimura….look for it. And then Yagyuu will be the last one