It looks like we're at chapter four. Good thing, too. I was getting tired of waiting.

Let's get to the reviews.

honorwolf1 said,

"Yes I meant that. I must say very, very clever very nice twist to the story too."

Thanks. I appreciate your review! It's nice to hear that I'm clever again!

busty-beauty solar girl said,

"This was an awesome chapter; Sasuke is such a basturd and Sakura a bitch, also Minatos going to kill the Uchihas... that's a twist but that would be cool. Hurry and update soon."

Heh-heh, yeah, well, that's what I was aiming for. I wanted to keep Itachi in the story as Sasuke's nurturing brother instead of the distant one, you know.

X-ShikaTemaLuv-X said,

"Omg I would total hurt Sasuke if I was Naruko! He is such a jerk! Nice plot twist with having Minato being the sensei. Bet Sasuke is all like 'oh crud. My ex's dad.' haha his timing to break up with a girl sucks xD"

Lol, yeah, I agree. I thought I'd go for a more orthodox Sasuke, even though it would be more carefree to make him happy. Who likes a happy Sasuke anyways?

On with the story!

"Naruko, let's start with you." said my dad. After Sakura, Sasuke and I met up upon the roof of the academy building, we started to introduce ourselves to my father. I was first, so everyone looked to me.

"Mrrrfh... My name is Namikaze Naruko and I love ramen. Besides ramen, I love cooking, eating and writing. I really like-" I said.

My dad cut in. "Tell us what you dislike, along with your hobbies and dreams for the future." said my dad; he continued. "That's after you finish with what you were saying before."

"Kay." I agreed, "As I was saying, I really like the ramen at Ramen Ichiraku."

"Now, I dislike my teammates..." Sasuke and Sakura glared at me. I continued. "But I really love the fact that my daddy is my sensei."

"I've already said my hobbies, so dreams for the future? Well, I want to be the first female Hokage. Believe it!" I sat up from my stoop and outstretched my arm into the sky.

"Hehe, alright." said my dad enthusiastically, "Okay pinky, you're next."

"I'm Haruno Sakura and I love... well, I used to like Sasuke, until he showed me he was a big jerk." Sasuke scowled at the ground. "And I hate Naruko."

"I've been expecting that from you, believe it or not." said my dad. Wow, thanks for the support. "But anyway, as you were saying?"

"My hobbies are boys, reading, drawing and training." said Sakura, "And my dreams for the future... hehe, I don't really know..."

"What a ditz..." I mumbled. My dad apparently heard my words and decided to glare at me. I didn't mind.

"Okay, next, the Uchiha." said my dad.

"M-my name is Uchiha Sasuke. Um, I love my family, but that's about it." he said nervously. Obviously he was afraid that my dad would be stern and not like him after what happened with Sasuke and me. The noticeable glint of pity within my dad's eyes was soothing yet confusing to Sasuke, and he returned to his normal self.

"I dislike anyone who acts unconfidently or self-righteously, and my hobbies are of no concern as I have none. My dreams for the future? I plan to make my family proud." said Sasuke.

The glint in my dad's eyes stayed. He softly spoke, "Alright... you may all go home now."

My dad walked up to me and said, "Wait for me by the entrance to the school; I have to talk with Sasuke. Sasuke? Can you come with me?"

I nodded and walked down the stairs and out the front door to the school.

Sakura was sitting on the front steps crying.

"Uh? Hey bitch, why are you crying?" I said.

She cried a bit louder. "Sasuke was the only boy I really liked... all of the others were just idiots. I didn't know he was an idiot too!" she said.

I walked up to her and sat down. "I don't know why I agreed to cheat on you, it was stupid. He was stupid. You know, you're nice. Um..."

The next moment something happened I didn't expect. She leaned up and kissed me.

I tore her from my mouth at once. "What he hell are you doing!" I said, then looked back to a whole bunch of younger kids giggling at us. Apparently their classes let out. With red face I grabbed my backpack dashed toward home.

Yes, Sakura is bisexual. Well, I don't know why I wrote this; I thought it would spark some interest to the crowd. More controversy might spark from this as well, so tell me what you think.

3 reviews, no trolls, and I'll continue.