I do not own Negima!

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Quiet on the set please, quiet on the set!

People, people, settle down, will yah? No Alma, do not sit on the floor please, there is space on the couch, and I'm pretty sure Negi doesn't want to lie down on it. Eva, please sit down...please? Come on. Do I have to pull out my pen? I don't want to have to start throwing about an author's hidden power, do I? What? Look this way? Is it time already? Oh great...fine.

Camera time in three, two, one, rolling!

"Hello, and welcome to Alomegauge's prime production, Challenge MFT. I am your host Midnight Finalage Throw, or just Finalage. This is our debut issue, so go easy on me, there isn't a script. Now, if you'll look behind me, you'll see several character's you have come to know and perhaps even love arrayed on the couch. You send in the questions, and I am the one who has the painful duty of asking them."

Walking back to my own seat, and grabbing an Envelope, I look at the address before slitting it open with a letter opener. The sender is labeled: "Galerians". I scan the letter quickly and send all the character's not involved off the stage, and out to break... It reads as follows:

"Fine, it seems ultimately interesting. Why don't I welcome myself in and throw a few questions as a start?

1. Negi, your first taste is a man, kinda sad, isn't it? Now, if you were able to choose freely, who would have been your first victim?

2. Eva, you've never tried to hide your love for Nagi, have you? Then what will you do when you and Negi find him, since you've already got your full power?

3. Alma, if you were able to do anything you ever want, what would it be?

4. Jasnin, a love for one's brother is usually deemed forbidden, yet intense and hot altogether. Tell me, have you ever tried to take advantage when your brother is sleeping? I mean, c'mon, a quick peck or a little hug can't hurt anyone, can it?

5. MTF, you're an author but that isn't a reason so I can't ask you. Well, let's say you've finally got a chance to stroll in the Mahora, and since it is a very crazy dimension, we should make you as a ludicrously powerful combat mage first. Now, based on your imagination, what kind of chaos will you bring to Mahora?"

"Well, the rules do technically exempt me from such a question, but I find it's a reasonable one, so I'll answer...what would I do? Well, honestly, I'd go after the big cheese for a fight, that would be first off, but Negi has a long list of challengers, and Eva would most likely just blow me off, so I'd go to the Robotics' Club, build an army of giant ones and magically enhance them like Chachamaru has been and let them wreak havoc on the campus until someone pays attention to me...or, I could just invite everyone to dinner, but I doubt I'd have the money for that, so...crazy Magical-Gundam style havoc I suppose...

I would also start a riddle and quizzes club so I can twist people's minds into pretzels similar to my own, but that's a whole nother' level, and a different story. "

Turning to Negi, I point a finger at him. Vampire boy's up next. Sighing, he fixes the camera with a blank and disturbingly dead look.

"Who would I chose? Does another...oh wait, I can't say that, can I? It's in the chapter not up yet. Shit...What the hell should I say? If Eva had blood, it might have been fun sinking my teeth into her...yes, you."

He fixes Eva with a look that Eva lifts an eyebrow at. She responds to him, sarcasm dipping from every word.

"I'm honored boya, truly."

The boy just smirks at her before continuing.

"That's off limits however, so I'd have to say I'd be interested in seeing how Alma would react. She keeps claiming to be submissive, but if I latch onto her, will she fight back, I wonder? She did seem to fight off that fake vampire for quite a while before I "rescued" her."

Negi cocks a thumb at Eva, indicating she should go next. His smirk fell from his face and was replaced by a thin line. Sitting back in his seat, he looks off to the side as if something there interests him. Eva brushes her hair behind her shoulders irritably.

"What would I do?! I'd beat the living daylights outta him until he was within an inch of his life...and then I'd take him somewhere private. I think you know what I may or may not do to him there, but I'm not at liberty to blab that to a million Nagi fan-girls out there, but I will tell you it does not require him being fully "suited"."

One of Negi's eyes twitched.

"You did not give me a good visual there, Madam Mosquito."

"Well, who told you to listen, hmm?"

"Touché..."

I point to Alma, shaking my head. Enough of the squabble between them.

"I would serve my master of course."

"...and if you had no master?"

"I would die, is that not the customary approach...?"

"No, not in the current day and age. Think."

"...I would...open a flower shop."

...You would be a...florist...interesting...and normal, how odd. Jasnin, you're up last on this one. So spill. Ever try to take advantage of the boy? He's not in the building right now you know.

Jasnin pulled her coat closer to her, pulling her arms out of her sleeves to scrunch up, and fixed her eyes on the floor.

"...I can't say I didn't think about it...but it can hurt him if I do... I inherited just about all of my old race's genes. That power, I barely know how to control it, but because I don't need to use words for it, it is controlled solely by my thoughts, my emotions, amplifying them, driving me to the brink of control...I was always so afraid, if I gave in to temptation, that's the first step to loss of control...I will admit that, on one mission, is was cold out at night, and I have woken up in the middle of the night to find I had rolled right up to him, my face wasn't even an inch from his..."

"There were other times when he had to huddle for warmth...it took a long time for me to sleep if I was paired off with my brother. When he asked me, I told him he stunk...wasn't true, but it did the trick..."

Nodding, I reach for another letter, only to discover...there isn't one! Okay then! That's it for the first episode? Nah, that can't be...

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Floating Speakers: The Twilight Craze.

"God...I hate this Twilight craze."

"Have you read the book?"

"No."

"Then how can you judge it if You haven't read it?"

"They say it reads like a bad fan fiction."

"They SAY, but you can't be sure until you read it yourself."

"Have you read it?"

"No."

"So who are you to-"

"I'm not supporting it or damning it, I'm just telling you that you should judge something for yourself instead of jumping on the bandwagon like that."

"So you ignore the huge faction of perfectly intelligent and literate people who look upon the childish and fangirl/boyish comments of the twilight fans, which are full of "txt", "1887" speak and improper grammar and diss the book?"

"I do not ignore, I only observe. There are, I am sure, literate people who enjoy the book."

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