I do not own Negima!
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Free Samples
"Hmmm...kinda quiet today. Hello. I am your host, Midnight Finalage Throw. No one has reviewed, so I'm going to throw some things out here for you...would you please push back that camera please? I'm not easy on the eyes, especially up close...thank you."
I added Gunther Penhorace to the list, the vampires dude. I also took the liberty of adding Kago Masato to the list. You may have also noticed that there are now four rows of "???" listed. This is obvious; it means that I do plan on adding more characters to the list soon. I told you to keep checking back on that chapter...
Anywho, sit back and enjoy a bit of...whatever this is, studio time...
"This thing weighs a ton. What do you put in here, bricks?!?"
I ignore Jasnin, who kicks my book bag unto it's back before wincing, the thing was supposed to go flying, not just flop. The hell was in there? Bricks wouldn't cut it, there must some kind of dead body in that thing...certainly was big enough...
"Books. Books, papers, a graphing calculator, multi-meter and a bunch of pens, most likely having already exploded."
"You and your pen-bombs."
"Not my fault if they explode all the time."
She leaves the thing where it lies, coming over to the computer I'm sitting at.
"Just what are you doing now?"
"Trying, trying to finish this chapter of Alomegauge, if you don't mind."
"What's so hard, it already happened, you're only telling the story..."
"That's the point. I have to find the right words, and some of the details are a bit hazy..."
"You mean you want to forget it because Eva somehow wound up drunk yesterday and..."
"Enough! Do NOT remind me of what that vampire did with Anya...I don't want to remember...aww dammnit, now, thanks to you, it's stuck in my head...my eyes, my poor eyes!"
Shaking her head, she mumbles some half hearted apology...like that's going to make me feel any better as she walks away. Aggghhh...my eyes. I can hardly see to type! I know it's not proper posture, but I can't help but slump in my chair a little to stare at the ceiling.
That's another thing. I'm dead tired. Dead tired. I normally walk about two miles to the bus and then ride it for about two miles to get to school, but today, I was almost to the bus stop when for some reason, I just lost all my steam. I knew it was happening to, I just felt myself slowing down, thinking; "Oh darn, I'm outta gas. Why the hell am I tired now?!"
Oh well, I'm here, that's the good part...neh? What was I going to say...?
Oh, right...
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There will soon be a new poll pertaining to my OC's. Neh? It'll come out with the new Chapter of Young Negi...so be prepared. If you still want to get in your vote on your opinion of me, do so now. For even as I type this, I feel the energy come on for the final haul on this chapter...
A message from a character in Young Negi to MFT:
"Punch, kick, punch, kick, punch kick, uppercut, right hook, left hook, spin kick, jump to the side, other side, jump up, drop kick, rush in, short stop, slam fist into guts, sweep their feet from under them, drop down. Come upon their back and raise hell, blast them away, send them soaring into the sky, boot to the gut, a charged punch, swing around, slam your elbow into their sides...rain arrows on their heads, send spells ripping at them..."
"...Have you ever noticed how limited Finalage's vocabulary is when it comes to fights? Or do you think the dude knows what he's doing? I'll tell you, I get bored listening to those words....can't he think of other ones? I mean come on, when's the last time he used words other than those?"
"...Well, at least I know he'll see this and improve. I know the idiot knows more words than that. At least let someone heat butt another one once and awhile! Or tackle them, god. Flying tackles are good battle moves, yah know? How about boxing them upside the damn head?"
"Do better you baka...and while I'm on the subject...do we always have to sit through Negi fighting like hell all the time spaced out with detailed still shots of some damn mid bosses approach and some unimportant character's thoughts as a filler? Damn, put some action into it that doesn't require fighting! I know you've been saving it all, but enough already...."
"...YOU CAN'T SAVE EVERYTHING FOR THE DAMN SEQUEL!"
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Floating Speakers: The Yuri/Yaoi Craze.
"I hate it, I hate it, I HATE it!"
"Okay...what is it this time that you hate?'
"Yaoi."
"...and yet...you droll over its opposite?"
"...Yeah but..."
"But nothing. You can't say anything unless you are completely against both."
"They have no skill in writing it though.'
"You watch it however."
"I don't read it."
"Okay then, so what's wrong with reading it?"
"No skill, it's just a...just there for...the instant. People write it 'cause their horny."
"Not all."
"Enough. Enough of them do...and there are enough people out there listening to "Bedrock" or "Hotel Room Service" to give them a million reviews and encouragement..."
"This angers you?"
"...No..."
"Because you're one of them."
"...Yeah."
"So you shouldn't bash other's."
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Now, for a few sample questions, just for a taste of how character's react, if you have not already gotten the idea for the last chapter...
Sample Person A:
Okay! I've got a few questions!
Eva, how old are you?!
Negi, how come you can do everythign so easily, but have trouble flying?!
Cora, how do you feel being someone else all the time?
I see a typo, but I'm no one to talk, so forget it. It's kinda rude though, asking Eva-
'The hell kind of question is that?! Do you have any brains at all?!
Eva stand up from her chair, and I wave the letter about urgently.
"It's just a sample, just a sample! You'll get the answer to that question in chapter forty one, you only have to do the math. Leave her alone..."
Eva sits down with a huff. I point to Negi, glad she finally came to sense. Yet her eyes tell plainly she planned on killing whomever came up with the sample questions...lucky it's not me! He blows out of his mouth and rolls his eyes.
"...You can't be good at everything...."
"That's it? Okay then."
Cora?
"Succubi don't have much of their own..."identity"...They are made for emulating other things...so it doesn't feel like I'm..."someone else."
"Okay then...well, that's a sample...and my tank is done. So, send your questions people!"
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Well, there we go, review and tell me what you want, neh?