Baby
What can I say about Baby, except she's beautiful and about 5 years older than I am. She's playful and loves hanging around with me just messing about. Sometimes we hang around Otis when there ain't nothing to do. Or sometimes we even tease the rabbits we have down in the cellar in cages. Baby loves knives and knows a lot about them. What ones are the best ones to use and the best way to use them. She also knows a lot about guns. One time we held up this rabbit women in a hotel and Baby kept telling one of them to shoot her in the ass.
When the lady went to shoot her in the ass there we no bullets. Come to find out most of its all mind power. Then that crazy rabbit bitch grabbed a knife her husband had for carving and pulled it on me. Needless to say they havn't found the rest of her body. Baby did a good number on that bitch. NO one fucks with her little sister. However me and Baby don't always get along all the time. We do fight quite a bit. Usually its over who gets the last piece of pie, chicken, who gets to do dishes, slop pigs, or take care of the cows.
Usually its just a yelling match. Rarely it comes to blows. As much as our yelling sounds hurtful we never say hurtful things to one another. The reason is that if one of us that was doin' the fighin' were to be killed there could be no chance to apologize. No one wanted to have to go through that. Plus I know now how sensitive Baby can be. One time we didn't speak for 3 weeks and Baby was real sad and mopey. No one wanted to be the first to apologize so we both did it at the same time.
Lots of men like Baby. She's pretty, funny, and seems real nice when you meet her. Girls like Baby too. She's just got that aura about her. When we have rabbits over and Baby is assigned to watch them she lowers their guard by saying she'd help them escape from her lunatic family. She even goes as far to let them out of their cage and make a run for it before me or Otis are sent to bring em' back. Baby one time told me "sometimes someone needs killin. You do it. Just coz that's what needs to be done." and I take this to heart.
Baby loves to torture rabbits sometimes. Even if you do what she says and not make her angry. Its just what she likes to do. I have seen her angry before. Its' not a very pretty sight. She can and does get real nasty when she's pissed off. Still nonetheless, Baby is my best friend. I can joke with her all the time and we sometimes tease one another all the time. We have sleepovers in each others rooms half the time and sometimes we even stay awake all night watching tv. Mama or daddy usually find us passed out asleep on the couch when we are up all night watching tv. Then they guide us to our rooms so we can rest or leave us there on the couch.
This one time we were at a motel; just me and Baby off on an adventure of sorts. In order for me to get in Baby had to pass herself off as my "mama" . and it worked too. The receptionist was pretty stupid. All she had to say was that she "married" my "daddy" and that she was my step mama so we could get in. stupid jackass believed it. What a fucking joke.
Yeah, me and Baby do a lot of shit together…and sometimes get into trouble together one trying to blame the other. But isn't that was siblings do?