Mama
My mama is the best. She takes real good care of me and makes sure I am well fed and cared for. In fact before I even go off with my brothers or sister mama insists that I have a decent breakfast or at least eat something. Before going out I have to let mama know where I'm goin. Especially now with Wydell prowling around. Mama don't want nothing' happenin' to her family. Some say it sucks being the youngest in the family but not for me. I usually get away with more coz I'm the youngest. I remember one time me and Baby got into a fight over something and I gave her a shove.
Baby jumped back up and said she was going to cut off my tits and shove em' down my throat before mama grabbed her waist and told her to stop. Then she made us both apologize to each other sayin' no one was cutting off anyone's tits, dick or anything else and shoving inside anyone. For some reason this made me and Baby both laugh. But you don't laugh at mama when she's angry with you. That is something you learn if nothing' else. Not that mama ever hit us. She never laid a hand upon any of us. We knew what we could get away with and how far we could go. Never once did we go beyond that. It would not be very healthy to do so.
Mama is an excellent cook. We never really go to the store we just cook what we have at home. Mama says its more healthy to raise your own pigs, poultry, beef, and herbs/vegetables; that way you know what's being fed to them. On the rare occasions we do go to the store me being the youngest usually manages to get mama to get me something. Whether it be a candy bar, a magazine, or whatever. Mama gets me those things. Otis says I'm spoiled but she gets him things too. His favorite thing is a Payday candy bar. She usually gets daddy condoms. Coz "If yer gonna be fuckin' ya might as well wear something. Don't need no more kids." as daddy always says.
Mama don't know why daddy don't buy his own condoms. Mama always invites people over to visist her. Usually its some friends of Uncle Charlie who won the respect of our clan. Sometimes its rabbits she invites over. Mama loves old shows and sometimes puts on shows for rabbits with Baby being the star. I think its kind of odd. Not because Baby is always the star its because Mama likes to stage play old shows. But hey, I did say my family is far from normal. Mama does things that irritate me too. I have to be in bed by 9:30 or 10:00 on a school night. I can't wander about town on my own past 9:00. I can't go off and see Uncle Charlie or Cleavon on my own etc.
Its annoying as fuck. The rest of the family can…. Otis says its because I'm the baby and the youngest member of the family. Baby says its coz I'm too cute and she don't want nothing' to happen to me. Daddy says its coz it's a Mama thing, Grandpa Hugo says its because I'm a little whiny bitch that needs to grow a pair and just go if I want to go. Rufus just grunts. Tiny says not a damn thing but tries to give me some of his ceral. Go figure.
There are a few things I can do that Mama likes me to do.
I get to help Otis with the rabbits, help Baby play with rabbits, tend to our animals, help Dr. Satan organize his equipment etc. Visiting The Doctor is always an adventure. Sometimes I go shopping with Mama and she lets me ride in the basket. *Don't you say ONE word.* when I get upset in the store Mama usually comforts me and tells me "Mama's here its alright kitten." Kitten is Mama's nickname for me on account I'm quiet half the time and real sneaky and cute.
Mama knows how to make you feel better if you are ill. Lots of bedrest and chicken soup. In fact Mama won't let me out of bed to mess around unless I am 100% better. That's kind of cool. It means I can have others get things for me whenever I need them or want them.. I love my Mama to bits and I know damn well she loves me. Don't ever let me hear anyone outside our family talk ill of Mama.