Cutter (2)
Sydney. My little girl. I know she's gonna fit in just fine with the family. Rufus, Tiny, and even Otis already care for her. I love her to bits. She has a mouth on her and I think it's the funniest damn thing ever. I let her play around in the front room for a while. Mama and Baby are off doing some girl shit that I would rather not be involved in. they wouldn't be back until later on this evening. I decide to go back to the gas station for a while and bring Sydney with me. She's excited to see where daddy works. I show her the murder ride and she gets a big kick out of it.
After the ride and dealing with a few customers we get ready for lunch. I give her some of my famous fried chicken and that girl damn near ate the fuckin' bag along with the chicken. Then Stucky had to come on over. Stucky was Mama's cousin or something… a likeable fella I guess. He shows me some porn that he was going to trade off to Jackie Cobb the retard that hangs out at Molly's Fruit Stand. (My fat ass somewhat girlfriend.) for the life of me I don't know why he hangs out with that asshole.
Stucky tells me about the time he twirled a pencil next to his eyeball and about the time he got a Planet Of The Apes doll stuck up his ass. Why he would stick something like that up his ass is anyone's guess. My little girl thought this as the funniest damn thing in the world. As we sat there talkin' bout shit two guys busted in our place. Both of them had guns and one of them had it pointed at Stucky who sung a little ditty that went like this:
Little Richard Wick playin' with his
Prick…don't the smell just
Make ya sick?
My little girl thought this was funny and giggled. That distracted one guy and he fired a shot above her head to quiet her down. Baaaaaad mistake ski king! Bad mistake! I grab my own gun and fire a shot point blank into the Ski King's head taking part of it away. The other guy was shot point blank in the chest and as he lay dying I stepped on his chest and fired the remaining bullets of my gun into his face.
I thought this would terrify Sydney to death but instead she laughed and enjoyed it. I stared at her for a moment surprised. That kid had a nasty little blood lust in her. Her daddy shot a man point blank in his head and she thought it funny. We get rid of the bodies and clean up the blood. I look back down and curse. "Motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit." I say irritated. Blood is damn near impossible to get out of clothing even if you get to it right away there's always a fine trace.
"Damn mother fuckers!" Sydney repeated with a giggle. "see what happens when you mess with my daddy? You get shot the fuck up!" she added with sadistic glee.
I can't help it. I burst out laughing and take my little girl home. I give Stucky a ride back to his trailer to be a nice guy. Even though Stucky is dumber than a horses' ass he's still "family" I guess.
I can't wait for Sydney to meet Mama and Baby. I just KNOW they are gonna love her.
*i know stucky isn't related to the fireflys in anyway. i just made him "family" in this story*