Earl the Ass 2
I don't know why that little piece of crap filth had to come live with us anyways. She ain't no Firefly and she never will be. Well that sonofabitch clown Cutter best keep her away from me. Or I'll knock her into next week. That little bitch thinks she's hot shit comin' in here actin' all cute and whatnot. Then she stares at me with this little attitude of hers as if she's daring me to do somethin'. She just like that idiot Tiny. Tiny got all uptight and thought he was better than his daddy and look what happened. He got hisself all burnt up. I ain't got the patience nor the time for little whiny brats. This girl will learn that if nothin' else. I hear that fat clown come into the garage where I stay at. Where I want her hot "sister" to come visit real soon. "Hey Earl, this here is Sydney. (again I don't give a flying fuck. Why the hell is Cutter telling me her name?) this here girl's gonna be stayin' with us from here on out. So you best not be thinking dirty thoughts about her or ima gonna stuff my boot all up in your ass." He glares at me for a while making sure I get the message. I mutter something under my breath and Cutter puts a hand to his ear. "Whazzat? Now, you wouldn't be fuckin' with me now would ya? Last fella that tried to fuck with me..he ain't havin' a very good day."
I growl in understanding. I stare at the girl and she stares back at me curiously taking notice of all the girlie pictures I have hanging around. She points to one. "That looks like my sister." She comments. Smart girl. She can identify boys from girls. I nod with a nasty grin. "Im gonna make her be with me one day. And if your smart…if you see us in here together you best keep that little yap of yours shut." I growl. Cutter has left us alone. This is good. Here is where I can teach this little shit stain her position in the family and if she learns this lesson well then there will be no problems between us. Maybe when she's older she can take her sister;s place beneath me. Hahah. "My sister ain't gonna let you pounce on her like some men do to women." She says. I glare at her. "well maybe she ain't got no choice. If I make her then what is she…what are YOU gonna do about it? What can you do? I'm a grown fucking man. You are a little girl and she's flaunting her shit all over the place. So she deserves what she gets. And she's gonna get it one day real good and hard.
Sydney backs away from me and runs out the door. Good let her go. If that scared her it would keep her away from me and out of my hair. I sit back down on my bed and take off my shirt. It was damn near 100 degrees outside and I was hot, sweaty, horny, and irritated. I wondered if I should call Baby to help me do a few things but dismissed that thought. She wasn't old enough anyways hell she was only *5 years older* than this adopted brat right here. I decide that the best way to calm myself down is a visit with my old friend *Fifi* .
As me and Fifi get reacquainted my thoughts turned to Baby. She was cute for a 10 year old. But way too young for me. I might me a bastard and one mean sonofabitch but I wasn't no perv and wouldn't do nothing to a girl younger than 18 at the most. There's somethings even I wouldn't do because its just too low to do so. I had just started to relax when I heared Cutter's booming voice. Great. That little Sydney had told him about the pictures in my room and how a young woman looked like her sister. Now that fat clown was charging towards me and before I could shut the door I felt Cutter's fist slam into my face effectively knocking me back. Then came Cutter's cold warning. "You keep it in yo pants and away from my girls. You best not even try ONE thing with them." I glare at him. "Cutter, they ain't even old enough. I am a bastard but I ain't no perv. You of all people should know this." Cutter glares back undaunted. "I mean it. And I know you ain't no perv. I was meaning when they got older. It stays in your pants or I have Otis cut it off." Cutter walks away. I sit and stare nervously. Cutter was a man of his word. When he says he's gonna do something he does what he says.
*Fifi* is what the guys in prison make when they need some action and there are no girls around. A fifi is supposed to be similar to a woman's private area. What my cousin use to call a "put it in."
*in this novel I made Baby 5 years older than Sydney if you recall in the first chapter. In this one Sydney is remembering her family's first opinion of her. She is around 5 years old which would make Baby 10. and no Earl the Ass isn't a pervert and he has no intentions of getting with anyone younger than 18. that's just wrong.