Dr. Satan
I sit in my study beneath the family farm. I had been with this family since the one called Cutter had married the woman Eve. They had additional members of the family and their family was my family. I would die for them if I had to. I had finished one of my experiments and so far it was holding up rather well. It was a tall stupid humanoid devoid of gender. I had discovered that ones with gender were harder to manage than ones that were unisex. The thing stands off in the corner drool dribbling from its mouth and running down its naked torso. Cutter soon comes down to my office with a little girl in tow. I stare at Cutter confused. I knew the Firefly family was deranged but to give me a child to work on? Cutter explains. "This here is little Sydney. She's gonna stay with us form here on out. You might be seein' her form time to time whenever and if ever you come out of this damned hole you live in." I grumble something at Cutter but he takes no notice. Then little Sydney comes right up to me unafraid and asks what was wrong with the man with the exposed entrails. He was still twitching and vomiting blood in his death throes. The little girl looks at him interested.
I grin behind my mask. This girl had promise. She was unafraid of the gore in front of her and regarded the dying man with little or no interest. She turns back to me and asks me a million questions about different things ranging from how I cut the man open to see his insides, to what would I do if a giant talking wee wee came through the door and wanted a milkshake. This girl was a chatterbox. I patiently show Chatterbox how I cut into the experiments and guide her hand as she tries one herself. She giggles. To show interest and bloodlust at this young age would be very disturbing to most. But to us she fits in nicely. Oh, yes I think she would fit in just nicely here. It was hours before Otis finally comes down to get the girl and bring her for dinner. She waves goodbye to me and I wave goodbye back. Maybe with his new little girl I would come out and socialize more. She certainly is a delight to be around.