Best Night Ever

Baby came back with two small keggers of moonshine. My family made moonshine on the side along with Charlie. And it was 100% pure. Just one shot of the stuff could put you out for the count. And we had 2 mini keggers to drink. The first shot I took sent me into a coughing fit which sent Baby into hysterics. Sure I have drank before but this stuff was so strong you could use it for gas in a pinch if need be. It had a horrendous taste. Baby took a shot and made this awful face which got me laughing. After the second shot or so it tasted pretty damn good and I was feeling pretty alright. We decided to bottle some of it and go for a night on the town. Just the two of us ready to have some fun. Baby staggered to her feet and helped me up.

"Lessgo into town and have us a gud time." She slurred. I nodded dumbly. "mebe we can shit the bed with a cat." I said giggling. Baby got to giggling at that and we both managed to stagger out the door. We staggered into town and being as it was Friday, it was pretty lively. I had forgotten there was a festival that night. One of Baby's favorite bars was particularly active so we went inside. I sat down and Baby ordered us a drink. While I waited some cute guy came to my table and asked if the seat was available. I replied rather drunkenly "Myfriendbabyissittingherefuckoff!" he left irritated. That's right son. You ain't getting no pussy here. Baby came back with a bottle and two shot glasses. How she made it to our table without spilling anything was beyond me. She plopped down nearly falling off the chair and poured us a drink.

"Thghuirhtghjhf hahahah!" Baby replied in a fit of laughter. I had no clue to what she said, but it was damn funny nonetheless. "ghtuihrihtgiuhh!" I agreed. This got us both laughing hysterically until the asshole bartender kicked us out. He thought we was on more than just drink. Before we got to the door some stupid slut rammed into me spilling the remains of my drink on the floor. "fuckin' bitch! Watch where the fuck you going slut!" I growl. The woman turned to me. "The fuck you just say you little assfucker? She snarled. She was inching closer to me. I stood my ground. To a normal person, this woman would be intimidating. But I am a Firefly. I ain't scared of shit. Then the woman slaps me full across the face sending me flying back. Being as I was rather drunk, I could do little to stop it. Baby saw what happened and broke a chair over the bitch's head. This started a good ol' fashioned Alabama bar fight as Otis would have said. We left the bar before anyone could pin it on us.

We continued more downtown laughing at anything and anyone. Baby had managed to grab more booze while the fight went on so we had more to drink. We stopped at a vacant lot and continued to drink. Baby looked at me with a drunken smile. "you know Sydney, if you was older and not my sister I'd fuck you…I mean kiss you! KISS YOU!" Baby corrected herself. I laughed myself nearly to death. "That would be insect. And rape. Or something. Yeah statue rape." I agreed. Baby shook her head. "Nuh-uh! Its not insect if youre not related. And if you agree its not rape. I am SO NOT a raper!" she squealed. I got to my feet slowly and soon wished I hadn't. I fell ass backwards on top of Baby. Baby shoved me off.

"Get your ass out of my face!" she growled. Getting to her feet. I finished my drink and looked levelly at her. "Your face was up in my ass. And I just took a shit not long ago so you ate shit!" Baby jumped to her feet swallowing more booze like mouthwash to wash the taste out. "Why did you have to shit?" she growled. Before I could answer we heard a short siren followed by a slight honk. We took off running. If it was a cop we didn't need to be in jail. Baby was half running have jumping trying to make her get away. I had jumped into a car nearby and waited for Baby to follow suit. She made it in and I hotwired the sonofabitch and we took off. Luckily the car was vacant. What we DIDN'T realize is that the car was our Daddy's and he had parked it a few ways off from his station. Why he did this I never knew. We drove off for a while before I lost control and crashed into a tree. The damn car was totaled. Even in my drunken state I knew that. Luckily we weren't hurt. We got out of the car to survey the damage. It was done. It would cost more to fix the car than replace it. This car was Daddy's pride and joy (second to us) . Baby didn't look so well. She staggered off to the side of the road. I heared coughing and I knew what was happening. She staggered back feeling and looking a little better. "we are so dead." She groaned. Then I realized this WAS Daddy's car. Finally. Suddenly I felt not so good either. As we tried to make it to the road to find a payphone some damn cop stopped us. We were loaded into the backseat of his car and taken into town to the station. Drunk. And drunk driving, failing to stop when told to do so by law enforcement, fighting, grand theft auto, and underage drinking.

We got to the station and was allowed one phone call each. I called Otis. As he picked up I heared candy's voice in the backround wanting to do a Mexican Hotdip. (this is where your partner places a wick in your dick and dips your balls in hot wax)

"Otis…we are in trouble. We are at the police station, we totaled Daddy's car, and we need you to come get us!" I say.

"FUCK!" was Otis's reply as he slammed the phone down. I hung up the phone and was returned to my holding cell. Baby was crying. I embraced her and she returned my hug snuggling against me. We were in BIG TROUBLE.

Coming soon: Otis makes a trip to the station. Will he get his sisters out or will he let Cutter handle it?