The Facts of Life

Tiny came into my room carrying a note. I sit on my bed and watch him waiting. Usually these notes ask me to play with him, or tell me what Otis said and or did to him. Outside of Mama and Baby, I am the only one he can really confide in. I take the note and my eyes widen. My sweet, childlike brother, wanted to know where babies came from and now they got inside the lady. I groan inwardly. I grabbed a pen and piece of paper and jotted down what I knew. I had to keep it simple enough for him to understand. Keep in mind, he wasn't the quickest, nor the smartest, but once he learned something, he never forgot it. You just had to be patient in explaining it to him.

When a man and a woman want to have a baby, the man sticks his pee-pee into the woman's pee-pee. After a while the man's pee-pee becomes hard and white cream comes out inside the woman's pee-pee. The white cream goes swims far inside the lady until it reaches a special tiny egg inside of her. The little "fishies" (sperm) swim around the egg until one of them manages to get inside. Once inside they start making a baby.

Sometimes a man puts his pee-pee inside of a lady for fun and not to have a baby. He wears a balloon on the end of it. This keeps the fishies from swimming inside the lady. Like Otis and Candy do when they want to be alone.

I hand the paper back to Tiny and he reads it. His eyes widen in disbelief. He grabs a pencil and scribbles back; 'Dose the chikkin man have a ladee frend? Becuz I sawd him put his pee-pee into a chikken butt.'

I nearly spit out my soda when he handed me what he had written. I facepalmed myself and wrote back: That is because chicken man is not a very nice man sometimes. You are not supposed to put your pee-pee into an animal's butt. It makes the animal mean and they can bite your pee-pee off. I hand the paper back to Tiny, curious to what he might say. For a moment I thought it would be the end of it. Theyn he wrote back: 'Maybe sumbudy putted a pee-pee in Otis butt. Becuz if chikkens and animls get mad when sumbudy putted a pee-pee in there butt then they get mad hun? They shud bite the pee-pee off next time.' Dats why Otis mad becuz he gots sumbuddy's pee-pee in his butt.' He hands me his note. I nearly fall over laughing. Tiny had no clue as to why I was laughing but to him laughing was a good thing…he began to laugh too. He nodded his thanks and went back to his room

Tiny carefully folded the note and put it in his dresser drawer. His sister had told him lots of things about sex and what pee-pees are used for. Yes she did. Tiny figured he was a big boy now to learn so much in one day. Maybe he'd ask a lady if he could put his pee-pee in her pee-pee one day. Only big boys got to do that and he most certainly was a big boy. Maybe the cheerleader lady would come back and he could put his pee-pee in her. But what if she didn't want him to? Well…it didn't matter what she wanted. Mama had told him that as long as he didn't hurt a family member it was ok. He went to find the cheerleader girl.

He found the girl, cowering in Otis's room, tied on the bed, spread eagle. He felt a bit of stirring in his nether regions and took off his pants and climbed on top of her positioning himself appropriately. The girl froze. He began to bounce. After four bounces, he got off and checked himself. He smiled. He had fishies come out. He nodded his thanks at a very confused woman and put his pants on and left. He had not taken his underwear off figuring that his pee-pee touching hers was good enough. He was a man now.

Meanwhile, the bound woman was scared and confused. The slow witted man had "raped" her or in his mind made love to her. He had not entered her, but she was concerned. With this "coaching" there was no doubt in her mind he may come back, and this time fully penetrate. He ran to his room and wrote a note to Otis who was preparing for the night's events. Otis read the note on what he had done. He facepalmed himself. "Tiny, did you take off your underwear and put it INSIDE of her?" he asked slowly. Tiny shook his head. "You damned fool. You didn't become a man, you didn't even fuck her. You just got your stupid ass all sticky. AND WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM GETTING YOUR NASTY CUM ALL OVER MY BED AND MY FUCKING RABBIT?!" He yelled. Tiny shrugged helplessly.

Tiny returned to his room. He still was a big boy. He was. A big, sticky boy.

a/n: ok probably not one of the best chapters written. I don't know much about Tiny, but I tried to do his frame of thinking.

Coming soon: Its Wabbit season. Mary Knowles and her friend are dressed as rabbits!