A/N:

So here we are again! I have reached a whopping (over) 9,000 views! I'm looking forward to the big 10,000.

Disclaimer: Yes, I own it all! I finally bribed Ryan Murphy enough to make him give me the show, my first act will be a Klaine make out scene! (I'm actually kidding, I own nothing)

Warning: Santana (do we really need anymore warnings?)


"Kurtie, get up! It's time for school." Blaine gently nudged him as he heard their alarm clock playing Teenage Dream.

"Mmm, five more minutes." Kurt suggested, rolling over.

Blaine sighed, "And you say I'm not a morning person."

Blaine thought for a moment, how to get Kurt up, how to get Kurt up! He knew what he couldn't do; pore water on him, scream, or anything along the lines of harming his pajamas.

Blaine felt like a lightbulb went off in his head.

He leaned in and kissed Kurt's mouth with as much passion as he could muster up. He earned a little moan from Kurt before giving him one quick stroke to his hard on.

He then pulled away and ripped the covers off of Kurt and switched the light on.

"I hate you!" Kurt yelled out with a groan.

"No you don't!" Blaine yelled back with a smirk.

Kurt just got up with a sigh and headed to his closet to pick out an outfit.

This was how almost every school day morning went for their short week of college so far. The wars to get each other up. They knew it sounded childish but it was kind of like a way to cope with their unwillingness to get up.

About two hours later, Blaine and Kurt met in the kitchen. Blaine was feeding Henry some lettuce and Kurt was making coffee. They knew better then to expect a moment of silence as Santana and Brittany burst into the room.

"It's incredibly quiet in here, you guys out of ideas? I always took Blaine as a morning sex kind of guy, always looked kinky for shower sex-" Their wonderful neighbor Santana shared aloud.

"Okay, that's enough." Kurt didn't really have the tolerance for Santana without the coffee he needed in his system right now to deal with her.

Brittany looked at Blaine and her face lit up. "Oooh, you got a bunny!" She squealed and scooped the little thing in her arms.

Santana looked disgusted. "I guess you two couldn't just imply you fuck like bunnies, no, you had to go out and get one? Way to make a point boys."

Blaine started laughing as Kurt flipped her off.

"So what brings you to visit?" Blaine asked, knowing there was something.

"Well, nugget, I actually wanted to talk about Lady Hummel's birthday this Friday night."

"Oh no, if you throw me a party I will-" Kurt started.

Santana interrupted, "Oh don't get your panties in a bunch Hummel, it's just a little party. Mainly an excuse to have a place to drink and not worry about trashing the house."

"Kurt, you can't turn us down because I already bought you a present." Brittany added while kissing Henry on the cheek. "Do you think Lord Tubbington will try to eat him?"

Blaine gave a simple head shake of no.

"What about you and Brit? I thought you guys were not speaking to each other anymore. I heard she had a case of Ilovedicksatitus." Kurt teased from behind his coffee cup.

Santana gave a fake laugh. "Hummel, you need to step up your material. And she is very much into vaginas." Santana emphasized with a sloppy kiss to Brittany's lips.

Both Blaine and Kurt cringed at the word. "Ew."

The two continued to make out in the middle of Blaine and Kurt's apartment.

"Get out! Your ruining my appetite." Kurt sassed, pushing the two out the door.

As soon as the two girls left, Blaine pulled Kurt into a hug and gave him a quick peck on the lips.

"They'll be the death of me." Blaine smirked.

"Agreed."

The two broke away and road the subway to their schools. It was boring as hell not seeing each other at school, they were so used to it from high school. Good thing the classes are shorter in college.


Kurt sat in class, staring at the boring designs on the screen made by his classmates. Most of these designs were way to simple and some were just gaudy.

He mentally made a list in his head of everything they did wrong. That hem line is to long, that button sequin is off, and oh my God, was that double denim?

He was about to fall asleep when the teacher finally called out his name to present.

"Mr. Hummel, would you like to show us your design?" The teacher 'asked'.

"Of course, Mrs. Kelley." Kurt replied with a smile. He'd be more than happy to, after these fashion crimes.

He made his way to the front of the classroom and brought his model out, Brittany S. Pierce.

She came out perfectly like they'd rehearsed and done her little twirl to show the back.

"So this is my design, modeled by the lovely Brittany S. Pierce." He began, "She is wearing a elegant styled blue tea dress. As you can see here it is sky blue with darker blue designs on it. It has a strap that ties at the neck and can be tucked away if needed." Brittany demonstrated by taking the ribbon and tying it around her neck. "It is paired with a pair of white three inch heals and a navy blue bracelet and sash." Kurt finished and people applauded. His was truly the best design in the class.

Kurt took a risk with a blue tea dress but figured why not. The theme was summer casual after all.

Kurt took his seat and had to wait through more boring designs.

When class was over a guy approached him.

"Hello, I'm Adam. I loved your design in there, it was brilliant." The British accent said with a hand shake which Kurt returned.

"Kurt Hummel."

Finally, someone with a good eye. "Thank you, I liked yours as well." Kurt lied because he hadn't really seen it.

"Why don't you come over to my place so you can teach me a bit of your design skills." Adam said and put a hand on his shoulder.

Was this guy flirting? "Urm, why don't you come to my place instead."

Adam gave him his phone number and Kurt gave him his address.

Kurt figured it would be nice to make some new friends that weren't Santana, Brittany, and Rachel. But there's a reason he wanted him to come to his place. And that reason is to show him that he has a boyfriend incase he was flirting. Kurt was very confused when it came to this stuff. It could be the fact that he had only ever dated one person and you could guess who that was. The only person that had ever flirted with him had been Chandler.

"Whatever." Kurt muttered to himself.


Blaine was currently working on some hands on training at his school. They were currently learning how to give CPR incase a child began choking. Blaine pressed down on the doll to hard many times and its head would pop off.

"Lets hope that doesn't really happen..." Blaine said to himself.

"Um, Mr. Anderson are you struggling there?" The doctor who had visited today asked.

"N-No, the head just keeps coming off."

"That's because you pounding on its chest to hard." The doctor easily picked it up and demonstrated.

"I guess that makes sense." Blaine said with a head nod. He then tried again and got it right.

"Yes!" He celebrated to himself.

"Okay guys, lunch break!" The teacher announced.

Blaine put his stuff away and ran to local sandwich shop. He got his sandwich and went to sit down when something caught his eye.

"Sebastian?" He sort of hissed.

Sebastian laughed, "Well if it isn't Blaine Anderson. I haven't seen your fine butt for a while."

Blaine groaned. "Did you like follow me here or something?"

Sebastian fake gasped. "That hurts, you think I would follow you to New York just to piss you off?"

Blaine just shrugged.

"No, I actually got into NYU."

"Good for you, now I must be going." Blaine said desperately trying to end the conversation.

"Come on Blaine. Don't act like you don't want me." Sebastian teased.

"That's because I don't." He snapped back. "I have a perfect Kurt."

Sebastian laughed. "Does his innocent ass ever get old?"

"Do not make fun of my boyfriend." Blaine snarled.

"Feisty, I like it."

"I'm leaving now." Blaine said shoving past him and going outside.

"You will see me again!" Sebastian yelled after him.

Blaine just laughed and rolled his eyes. "Good luck with that."


"Hey Kurt how was your- who's this?" Blaine stopped when he saw a guy about his age measuring Kurt.

They stopped their conversation that was making them laugh.

"Oh, hey Blaine. This is Adam, we're working on a design for school." Kurt replied easily.

"Is this your roommate?" Adam asked.

Roommate? Yeah right...

"Oh, sorry." Kurt shook his head. "Adam, this is Blaine my boyfriend."

Blaine held a hand out for Adam to shake. He will admit that he thought Blaine was straight, oh well.

"Okay, I'm going to go to Santana's house." Blaine said, feeling kind of awkward.

"Bye sweetie." Kurt said, not looking up from his sowing machine.

Blaine walked across the street to Santana's apartment and knocked on the door, he was prepared for anything she had to say. He was not however prepared to see her in a little lingerie dress.

"Oh, hey hobbit." She said normally and opened the door for him to come in.

Blaine just walked in with a shrug. With Santana, you never know what your going to get.

"So I wanted to make plans for Kurt's birthday party." Blaine said from the couch as Santana wrapped a blanket around herself.

"Mmhmm, well I was thinking we get some strippers, penis decorations-" Santana joked.

Blaine cut her off and started blushing. "Not gonna happen."

Santana smirked. "Of course not, I'll save that for his bachelor party."

Blaine just shook his head.

"Okay, what do you think we should do?" Santana said in a bored voice.

"I'm not sure, that's why I came to you."

"Okay elf, I think we should get a party bus for you, me, Lady Hummel, Berry, and Brit."

Blaine thought for a moment. "That actually doesn't sound to bad."

"I know, I'm a genius." Santana praised herself.


Soon it was Friday and Kurt was turning nineteen. Wow how time flies.

Santana, Blaine, Rachel, and Brittany all pitched in for a little party bus. Santana tried to secretly buy the one with the stripper pole but Blaine told her not to.

Blaine blindfolded Kurt and they walked outside.

"Did you buy me a car?" Kurt asked.

"Um, close?" Blaine half asked Santana.

"Just take off the blindfold." Santana told Blaine.

Blaine took off Kurt's blindfold when they were inside the bus.

Kurt blinked a few times before looking around.

"Party bus?" He questioned.

"Yeperooni." Brittany said.

"This is so cool!" Kurt said looking around the bus and at his presents in amazement.

"We're just nice people." Santana added. "So here's the plan, we're going to ride around downtown for about an hour in here and get wasted. Then we're going to go to the arcade and play our asses off. And get wasted some more."

Blaine gave Santana a look.

"Okay fine, tipsy." Santana put her hands up in surrender.

The driver started the party bus and off they went. They were currently downing many shots and getting ready to drunk dance to the music.

"We have to get drunk quickly and dance." Santana said while downing two more shots. Everyone decided it was best not to argue with her.

Rachel took a shot and her face contorted, "Its very strong."

"Suck it up Berry." Brittany said.

Santana high fives her. "Nice one."

Kurt gave Blaine a look. "We better not have another Santana, ones already enough." Kurt joked.

"Ooh, ooh, I love this song!" Blaine said and pulled Kurt to the "dance floor".

Blaine started singing along to Blow Me One Last Kiss while dancing with Kurt.

"Your such a nerd." Kurt giggled.

Blaine just stuck his tongue out. "I can't help it that I love Pink."

Kurt gave Blaine's tongue a lick and Blaine pulled away.

"Eww, Kurt! That's gross." Blaine said, spitting a bit on the floor.

"How is that gross?" Kurt smirked.

"Because you just licked my-" He was cut off by Kurt's lips on his. Kurt's tongue found its way into Blaine's mouth and they kissed with lust and passion.

"Get some!" Santana yelled while fanning herself.

Kurt pulled away. "Not gross."

Blaine laughed. "That's different."

Soon their time was over and they went to the arcade. Blaine and Kurt just left the girls with all the nerds trying to flirt with them.

"Ooh, you better play this with me." Kurt said running over to Dance, Dance Revolution.

Blaine pretended he was thinking. "I suppose."

Kurt playfully hit Blaine on the chest and the two went to the game and put the tokens in.

"I'm gonna kick your ass at this." Kurt challenged.

"I like drunk Kurt, feisty." Blaine smiled.

"Hey, I'm not drunk." Kurt reassured although he was.

They chose Moves Like Jagger and began doing the steps that the game said.

Blaine won.

"Yay! In your face." Blaine joked and got high fives from random strangers that were watching.

"You got lucky, now let's get out of here. I'm feeling stuffy." Kurt said.

"Alright." Blaine grabbed Kurt's hand and led him outside.

"Did you have fun tonight?" Blaine asked Kurt as they walked around the building.

"Yeah, it must have cost you guys a lot of money to do this." Kurt slipped his hand in Blaine's.

"No, it was actually fine."

The two kept walking and talking until they were on a bridge.

Blaine pretended he tripped when they were in the middle of the bridge.

"Blaine, are you-" He was cut off when he saw Blaine on his knee with a box.

Blaine handed Kurt a rose and then began.

"Kurt, I made you this promise ring to promise you my love. I promise you I will love you, I will kiss you and hug you, I will never leave you, and one day I will marry you. Will you accept this promise ring?" Blaine asked, holding the ring out. The ring was made of gum wrappers and had a duct tape bow tie on it.

"Aww! Of course!" Kurt squealed and put the ring on. "I love you." He then hugged him and they stood there on the bridge, hugging and kissing.

After a moment Kurt finally regained himself.

"Wait, how are we going to get home?" He asked.

They both laughed.


A/N:

Nice and fluffy, huh? I just love Santana so she was in this chapter a lot. It's so fun to write her!

Songs Mentioned:

Teenage Dream- Katy Perry

Blow Me One Last Kiss- Pink

Moves Like Jagger- Maroon 5

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