A/N Hey guys! I am so sorry for not updating in ages. I had loads of stuff on and couldn't write. But I've got an extra-long chapter for to make up for not updating.

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MATTHEW'S POV

I couldn't believe my sister! I went to the girls' room just like Henry told me. And when I came back with the girls, Henry and Astrid were kissing! And then she acts as if there's nothing wrong with kissing someone that we hardly know!

Ruff stormed forward, and if looks could kill, Henry would be dead. "I'll tell you what's wrong! You're kissing Henry!"

Astrid just looked at Ruff in confusion. "Who's Henry? I don't anyone called Henry."

The rest of the boys must have woken up because Tuff walked up to me and whispered in my ear, "She's crazy."

I glared at him before turning back to my sister. "Astrid. Henry is right beside you."

Astrid and Henry looked at each and started laughing.

Rebekah stepped forward and slapped them both over the head. "What's so funny that we've all obviously missed?"

Henry stepped forward and gestured to his blood-stained suit, "You all want to know why I'm covered in blood?" We all nodded. "Well, I am actually an undercover spy working for the CIA."

"Wait. If you're an undercover spy, then you're not actually called Henry?" Snotlout stepped forward.

Henry nodded, "I created a fake identity when I was kidnapped by Ryan's crazy boss five years ago."

Scarlett came forward and pulled Henry's face down to her level. She studied it for a minute before stepping back and doing a once-over of his figure. "Who are you? I don't recognise you."

Henry chuckled, "That's because you were probably too young to remember me."

"Wait! You look familiar..." Rebekah stepped forward and studied his face.

"What? You don't recognise me?" Henry feigned looking hurt.

Astrid laughed, "You might want to give them a clue."

"Yeah, that might help." Henry reached up to his hair and started viciously rubbing his head.

When he stopped, his hair was no longer black, but auburn.

Ruff, Tuff, Louis and Gabe made a show of thinking really hardly. "Nope! Don't know you!" They all said at the same time.

"Seriously?! You really don't remember me? It hasn't been that long." Everyone shook their head. "Ok. One more clue." He reached down to his left trouser-leg and lifted it up. And underneath, was an expertly crafted prosthetic.

Rebekah gasped and ran up to him. She ran her hand over his cheek and he smiled at her.

"It's you! After all this time, you came back!" She started crying and flung her arms around his neck.

"It's good to be back." He said as he hugged Rebekah. "How many races have you won while I've been training?"

She looked up at him and grinned, "Every single one. Unless I was up against Astrid."

"Wait a second. Have I missed something here?" Henry-or whatever his name is-turned to Snotlout.

"I thought that you would have been one of the ones that recognised me." He turned to look at Eva. "What about you? You wouldn't forget me, would you Eva?"

She looked deep in thought as she stared at him.

"Ok. Let's see. Do you remember you're favourite 3rd birthday present?"

"You mean the giant remote-control car? The one that I was able to sit in?"

"Yeah, that's the one. D'you remember who made it?"

Eva suddenly gasped and flung her arms around his neck. Then quickly stepped back and punched him in the stomach.

"Oww! Why would you do that!?" He shouted as he doubled over in pain.

"That was for being gone for five years!"

"If I remember correctly, you were away on the karate tournament when I was kidnapped."

"Yeah. But still, five years!"

Something suddenly clicked in my mind. "Hiccup? Is that you?"

"Finally!" Hiccup jumped up. "Someone who isn't related to me recognised me."

The giant bird suddenly flew over and landed on Hiccup's shoulder. Hiccup reached up and pressed a button on his collar.

"It took you long enough!" Everyone apart from Hiccup jumped.

"Um, did Toothless just talk?" Astrid went over to Hiccup and strokes Toothless' head.

"Ryan made me a collar that can translate my language into your language." Astrid chuckled at Toothless' response.

Hiccup suddenly looked offended. "Ryan only made the collar and the earpieces! I was the one who added this function."

"Oh yeah. But still, Ryan was the one who made the collar."

Tuff stepped forward and looked at Toothless with interest. "I am pretty sure that Toothless was never this big."

Hiccup face-palmed, "That's because he is actually a rare breed of eagle."

Fishlegs spoke up for the first time, "Hiccup, are you going to tell your parents?"

Hiccup looked at Fishlegs and sighed, "I don't know how I'm going to tell them."

Suddenly Louis and Gabe started giggling at the same time, "Light bulb!"[1]

Everyone stared, confused, at them.

Louis smirked and started talking, "How about we all go down to breakfast, but Hiccup stays up here. We start talking about how wonderful it is to have back, but don't say his name."

Gabe took over, "They start to get irritated and ask us what we're talking about. We pretend that they know what we're talking about and they get even more irritated."

Ruff started to catch on, "They start shouting at us because we're not making any sense. Then Astrid makes an excuse to leave the kitchen-"

"-and brings Hiccup down for everyone to see." Finished Tuff.

Everyone stared at them.

"What?" They all asked at the same time.

Hiccup started chuckling, "I never thought that I would say this but, Thorstons, you are geniuses." Everyone stared at Hiccup. "That plan is so crazy it might just work."

Astrid smirked, "Babe, how about you get a shower and we'll start to put the plan into action."

Hiccup turned to Astrid and smiled. "That is a wonderful idea M'lady. We wouldn't want them thinking that I'm an assassin or something."

I started towards the door but stopped and looked at Hiccup. "Why is there blood on your suit anyway? You never told us."

"Fought a madman at the shipyard. Chopped his arm off." He shrugged it off as if it was normal.

Snotlout chuckled, "You? Chopped a guy's arm off? You wouldn't be able to do that."

Ruff, Tuff, Louis and Gabe ran up to Hiccup, "How did you do it!?"

He just laughed, "I'll tell you some other time."

Hiccup went over to the bathroom and we went downstairs. Time to put our plan into action.

[1] Despicable Me reference.

Sorry for another cliff-hanger. If you are wondering, Louis and Gabe are based on my younger brothers. They can be very stupid and violent, but when it calls for it, they are actually quite smart. Please review if you liked it, and once again, sorry for not updating in ages.

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