YaoiPrincess: April Fools~!
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Skit 5: Zelos's Mistake 2
Warnings: Crossdressing and OOCness and language
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Yuri: Man. How did I even get dragged into this.
Zelos: Hello my Hunny~! Did you wait long?
Yuri: *putting on best rehearsed cute face on* N-no. Not at a-all…Zelos-sama…*sweatdrop*
Zelos: Oh! That's good! What's your name?
Yuri: Kana…Esclaira…(damn it Judy)
Zelos: Kana-chan~! What a lovely name! My name is Zelos Wilder! Nice to meet ya~!
Yuri: Nice to m-meet you too…! Let's go over there for some food shall we?
Zelos: …? O-Okay…(weird. It's supposed to be the male that leads the female to the table…)
Yuri: This food is great! I wonder who made it?
Zelos: Yeah! Anyway…How about we go catch a movie?
Yuri: Sounds great… (Ugh…stupid heels are hard to move in.)
Yuri: Kyaaa…*half-heartedly throws himself onto Zelos*
Zelos: Scared? How about we leave then.
Yuri: O-okay. *fake sniffle* (only an hour until the potion wears off!)
Zelos: Ah. Look at that amazing sunset.
Yuri: Yes. It's so beautiful.(Dammit! Oh well. 30 more minutes…)
Zelos: though the sun's rays pale in comparison to your radiance, Kana chan.
Yuri: …(only 10 more minutes)
Zelos: …Oh, your beauty is so far out of my reach. Your too beautiful for me to ever-
Yuri: (5 more minutes) Kiss me.
Zelos: What?
Yuri: I said to kiss me. Make sure your love is real and I'm not the only one who's heart is beating so.
Zelos: *hearts in his eyes* YES! I would LOVE to kiss you!
Yuri: *smiles with hope in his eyes with practiced ease*
Zelos/Yuri: *smoooooooch*
Yuri: *poof* I'm back!
Zelos: Y-y-y-y-y-y-Yuri?!
Yuri: Damn! That took longer than I thought. Judy's so dead. But the look on your face is PRICELESS!
Zelos: Damn you YURI LOWELL!
… The End
YaoiPrincess: Gaaah! That took so long! Happy April Fools.