YaoiPrincess: Hi guys! I'm back! This time I will present for you a special treat! This idea was from agarfinkel! This one's for you! Also, if Chester's character is a little OOC, I'm sorry. I've only seen tiny snippets of him but never seen or played ToP…TT^TT

Disclaimer: I do not own anything but plot.

Skit 7: Bathhouses, Perverts, and Misunderstandings

Warnings: Nudeness, and plain randomness

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Sheena: Yes! Finally some time to relax!

Colette: Yes! We should really thank Zelos for introducing us to this place!

Sheena: What? Ok. Fine. We'll thank him later!

Rutee: I agree. Right now, it's time for some relaxation!

Marta: I wonder how Emil is doing. Ever since last time…

Sheena: Well, isn't that Emil's fault for going in the same bath as you?

Marta: No! It was my fault…poor Emil.

Rita: Well, what's done is done! No point in sulking about it now!

Marta: You're right!

Rita: Come on Estelle! Hurry up!

Estelle: But, it's so embarrassing with all these people around.

Judith: Really? I feel a little lonely because the boys are no longer with us.

Everyone: …

Estelle: All right. I'm coming in.

Meanwhile~

Raven: Yes! This is what an old man needs from time to time! Some nice hot bath.

Zelos: And a little hole to do a little peeking in!

Raven: Show me!

Zelos: Sure!

Chester: Isn't this a little too big? If you wanted a peak, You should make a small hole that's big enough for you to see, but small enough to be unnoticeable.

Zelos: Yeah…but then I won't be able to see the whole view!

Raven: Agreed.

Chester: Ok. But let me in on this too will you?

*Emil, Yuri, and Lloyd enter*

Emil: What are you guys doing?

Yuri: Just when I thought I could finally relax, the three perverts of the day come and spoil it. Right old man?

Lloyd: I agree! What are you doing spying on the girls! Especially you Chester! I thought you were better than that! And Zelos, when eill you ever learn?

Yuri: Repede, get 'em!

Emil: *goes into Ratatosk Mode and helps*

Raven/Zelos/Chester: Ahh/ Ow/ Stupid dog/ Hey watch it/ Be a little easy on the old man will ya/ Is it really necessary for you to go into Ratatosk Mode right now/Ouch!

Meanwhile~

Sheena: Do you hear something?

Colette: Yeah. It's loud.

Rita: Hmph! It's just the boys being idiots. Don't worry about them

Marta: Emil is not an idiot! He's my prince!

Rita: Yeah yeah.

Estelle: I'm a little bit worried. What if they're in trouble?

*cue screaming of Zelos, Chester, and Raven*

Estelle: See? I was right! We have to go help them!

Judith: I agree.

Rita: Fine.

Estelle: Well, I believe we should all go just in case.

Everyone: Ok…

Back at Men's Bath~

Zelos: Ok ok! We get it! We won't do it again! I swear!

Raven: Yeah! So take it easy on the old man will ya?

*girls come in*

Estelle: What happened here? Are you guys ok?

Zelos: We're fine, Estelle dear. Having you here makes all my pains go away.

Estelle: *blushes*

Rita: How dare you touch Estelle that way! Fireball!

Sheena: *smack* Quit flirting with the girls or I'll smack you!

Zelos: Geez! How many times have I told you to warn me before hitting me?!

Rutee: Anyway, what happened here?

Ratatosk Emil: These stupid idiots here wanted to take a peek at you girls while you were in the bath. How stupid.

Yuri: So this is Ratatosk Mode…Anyway, Ratatosk Emil's right.

Raven: I'm sorry! But in the end, we got some pretty good views.

Rita: Fireball! Shut up old man!

Sheena: So basically, These three people were peeking on us. What about Lloyd? He did do the same the last two times we were here.

Ratatosk Emil: Tenebrae, explain to these idiots what happened the last two times we were here.

Tenebrae: Yes Lord Ratatosk. As Lord Ratatosk said earlier, Lloyd was not the Peeping Tom that you girls, mainly Sheena, Colette, and Lady Marta, from the last two times. As a witness, you can guarantee that this is truth. The real culprit is…Zelos! It's you!

Tales of Symphonia crew: WHAT?

Colette: So it wasn't Lloyd after all! I'm so relieved!

Yuri: Also, Lloyd was with us while this whole meeting held by perverts was in play.

Sheena: So this he isn't part of the group! I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

Lloyd: It's fine! It was an honest mistake. It was partially my fault for being at the wrong place at the wrong time!

Yuri: Now that that's settled…Ratatosk Emil, Repede, girls, will you do the honor?

Rataosk Emil/Repede/Girls: Yes!/Woof!

Chester: Something doesn't feel right.

Raven: Me too. I feel like I'm being targeted…

Zelos: Run for it!

*fighting ensues*

Perverted Trio: HELP US! AAAAHHHH!

Emil: *changes back to normal* Huh? What was I doing? What happened here?

Yuri: Oh? You're back I see. Well, long story short, we discovered a trio of perverts, and are now punishing them. We were also abl;e to cl\ear Lloyd's name thank to Ten.

Emil: Ten…You mean Tenebrae?

Yuri: Yes. Tenebrae is too hard to say so I'm shortening it.

Emil: Your weird…

Yuri: Says the boy who has split personalities.

Emil: Hey!

Rita: Hey! Are you boys just gonna stand there and talk or help us?

Yuri: Yeah yeah I hear ya.

Emil: Ok. *goes into Ratatosk Mode* Bring it on!

… The End

YaoiPrincess: Kay! Done! I hope it was up to your expectations. I tried my best. Hope you guy liked it~!

Zelos: Why is it that all perverts have to be beaten up by the pretty girls.

Judith: Oh. I wouldn't minds showing off a thing or two.

Sheena: What? Are you sure?

Judith: What's so bad about giving the men a little service?

Sheena: Well, nothing.

Yuri: Judy, you're enjoying this, aren't you.

Judith: Yes. What's wrong with that?

Raven: Nothing! Nothing at all Judith darling!

All Females in vicinity: *Groan*

Rita: Judith and her body complex.

Emil: Umm…P-please Review(?)*Marta pops up* Ahh!