Show-and-Tell
It was going to be Show-and-Tell day in Kisshu's class soon, and Kisshu was plotting. Finally he got the perfect plan: booby-trap the entire classroom. He was lucky they had assigned seats; he could put a whoopee cushion on Kino's seat.
The night before Show-and-Tell day, Kisshu finally got all the things he needed. He stuffed his tools into his backpack, and set his alarm.
Getting up the next morning well before anyone else, he left his parents a note and went to school. No one was there yet, so he went straight to his classroom, and got to work.
An hour later, he was done, and he quickly rigged up some hidden cameras, then snuck out the window. Looking around, he sat down to finish up his math homework before class.
When it was done, he heard the school doors open, but not much talk. Figuring it was the teachers, he peeked in the window. Sure enough, his teacher came in- and shrieked as a bucket of ice water fell on her head. Then she tripped over the trip wire he had set up, and fell into his next trap- a pan of mud.
Kisshu snickered as he heard running footsteps, and the principal came in. "What happened?" she asked the teacher.
"Someone booby-trapped the classroom," the teacher said gloomily.
The principal carefully stepped in- and got hit in the face with another pan of mud. Outside, Kisshu couldn't contain his laughter, and had to teleport before he got caught. He teleported to the front of the school, and found a few other kids waiting around. He went up to one of the girls, and asked, "What's going on?"
"The school's still locked up for some reason," the girl said. "And someone heard screaming."
"Maybe they found out the school is haunted, and we don't need to go to class here anymore," Kisshu suggested.
"That would be kind of cool," one of the boys said.
Suddenly the front doors opened, and the principal and Kisshu's teacher came out, still a bit muddy, and one of the kindergarteners yelled, "Mud monsters! RUN!"
The kids all ran for it, including Kisshu. "GET BACK HERE!" the principal yelled.
Kisshu was the only one who went back, and the others watched as he went up to his teacher and the principal, and asked, "What do mud monsters eat?"
"People named Kisshu," the principal growled, and dragged Kisshu off by the collar.
The other kids watched in terror as Kisshu got dragged off, and then one of the girls said, "We have to save Kisshu!"
"What happened to him?" a voice from behind them asked. The little kids turned and saw Kisshu's cousin Pai.
"Two mud monsters grabbed him and dragged him into the haunted school!" a little girl wailed.
Pai sighed and said, "I'll go find his parents…." Then he ran off.
At Kisshu's house: Kisshu's mom Anzu was in the kitchen when she heard banging and Pai's voice shouting, "Aunt Anzu! Kisshu's in trouble!"
Anzu went to the door, and opened it, then asked, "Kisshu's in danger, or the teachers caught him doing something he shouldn't again?"
"The girls said he got dragged off by two mud monsters!" Pai said.
"'Mud monsters'?" Anzu asked. Pai nodded, and Anzu sighed, then teleported Pai back to school to find out what was going on.
They found the other kids huddled in groups, and some of the girls were screaming at one of the boys. Anzu sighed and went over, then asked, "What happened now?"
"Kino said Kisshu deserves to be eaten by mud monsters!" one of the girls cried. "Kino's EVIL!"
"Kino, after I figure out what the others mean by 'mud monsters', I will be having a chat with your parents again," Anzu said sternly. Kino glowered at her as she went into the school.
Anzu went to the principal's office, and found Kisshu in there with the principal and his teacher- both of whom were covered in mud. Going into the room, Anzu sighed and asked, "What happened this time?"
"Kisshu here decided for show-and-tell, he'd booby trap my classroom," the teacher said. "And there was sufficient amounts of mud to get both the principal and myself dirty, but we're not exactly sure why the students thought we were mud monsters."
"I suggested the reason the school was still locked was that it was haunted, because someone heard screaming," Kisshu said. "The kindergarteners believe everything us older kids say; it wasn't hard."
"But why did you booby trap the classroom if it was only for the teachers?" Anzu asked, confused.
"So I could get totally embarrassing photos of Haru-Sensei, and use them for show-and-tell," Kisshu said happily. "I rigged up four hidden cameras that I found in the art room. Getting her was just a bonus." He pointed to the principal.
"I have a NAME, you know," the principal said grouchily as Anzu facepalmed.
Kisshu thought, then said, "Oh yeah. Sorry, Dinosaur Lady."
"KISSHU!" Anzu shrieked, horrified.
"That's what the older kids call her; I didn't make it up," Kisshu said innocently. "Besides, she's like four hundred years old."
"Kisshu, that's another two weeks of being grounded," Anzu said sternly.
"Aww…." Kisshu moaned. "What ELSE are you going to do to me?"
Anzu looked at the principal, who sighed and said, "We'll talk it over; take Kisshu home please."
"Alright," Anzu said. She took Kisshu's hand and teleported home.
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