The Perverted Teacher

Kisshu had noticed the second grade teacher was constantly looking at the fifth grade teacher- or more specifically, at her rather large bosom. One day he decided to ask his mom what that meant, so after school he asked, "Mom, what does it mean when a guy is continually looking at a woman's chest?"

"It means he's a pervert," Anzu said. "And if he's a pervert, don't talk to him, because I don't want you to get any bad ideas."

"I won't," Kisshu said, already plotting yet another prank to pull. Jinko-sensei is a mean person anyways, Kisshu thought, and went off to start work on his homework.

The next day, Kisshu had art class, and decided to put it to good use. "Alright, today I want you to work on drawing people," the teacher said. "You may start."

Kisshu immediately took a pencil and eraser, and started drawing. First he drew the second grade teacher running with his arms stretched out in front of him, and then he drew the fifth grade teacher running away from him. Getting an evil idea, he drew a little thought bubble, and wrote inside it: "Must…. be…. perverted…." over the second grade teacher's head. Finally he started coloring the picture in.

As he was finishing, the art teacher said, "Alright, we're going to go hang the drawings up outside the classroom."

The kids all got up, and went outside with the teacher. They hung their drawings up, finishing just as the bell rang. Kisshu went and got his bag, then left for the next class before the teacher could figure out what he had drawn.

However, half-way through the next class: The loudspeaker came on, and the principal's voice said, "Ikisatashi Kisshu, please come to the office."

Kisshu sighed and looked at his teacher, who said, "Go on." Kisshu hopped off his chair and walked to the office. When he reached it, he went in and found the principal, the art teacher, the second grade teacher, and the guidance counselor waiting. "What's the shrink doing here?" Kisshu asked.

"Kisshu, are you having some kind of problem at home?" the guidance counselor asked, ignoring the 'shrink' comment.

"No," Kisshu said. "Why am I here?"

"This drawing, while the artwork shows promise, is highly inappropriate," the art teacher said sternly. "Why would you draw something like this?"

"Well, I noticed that Jinko-sensei kept looking at Kanna-sensei's chest all the time, so I asked my mom what that meant, and she said it meant he was a pervert," Kisshu said. "And that I should never talk to him, because I would get bad ideas."

The principal groaned. "Really, Jinko, I told you to stop," she said wearily. "Now the school's most observant kid noticed you're a perv, and we'll never hear the end of it."

Only the guidance counselor noticed the suddenly evil grin on Kisshu's face, and said, "While you work this out, I'm taking Kisshu to my office; we need to get to the bottom of why he acts like this."

"It's my nature to be playful," Kisshu said.

"That picture would be classified as 'highly disturbed', not 'playful'," the guidance counselor said dryly. "Let's go." Kisshu sighed and followed her out, dragging his feet.

The guidance counselor led the way to her office, and let Kisshu in, then said, "Have a seat."

Kisshu floated up and sat cross-legged in midair. "I meant in a chair," the guidance counselor said wearily.

Kisshu sighed heavily and floated down onto a chair, then looked at the guidance counselor expectantly. "Kisshu, have you ever had a psychological examination?" she asked him.

"Aunt Yuki did one on me after I dyed Pai's hair my color in his sleep," Kisshu said.

"Do you know the results?" the guidance counselor asked.

"No," Kisshu said.

The guidance counselor sighed and concentrated, then waited. A few minutes later, Kisshu's aunt, Ikisatashi Yuki, teleported in, and asked, "You needed to see me, Yori?"

"Yes, I was wondering what the results of your psychological examination of Kisshu were," Yori said. "He claims you did one after he died his cousin's hair green?"

"Yes," Yuki said. "There's nothing mentally wrong with him; he just has a rather unusual outlook and personality. What happened this time?"

"He drew a picture of Jinko chasing chasing Kanna, with a thought bubble that said, "Must be perverted"," Yori said gloomily. "Apparently he noticed that Jinko is rather… interested in Kanna."

"Kisshu, go back to class," Yuki said. "And NO EAVESDROPPING."

"Oh, fine," Kisshu said, and left. Yuki sat down in the chair he had just vacated, and asked, "Do you know what Kisshu's talent is?"

"It's developed already?" Yori asked, startled. "I didn't know that. What is it?"

"Heightened perception, like Higashi's," Yuki said. "The thing is, with the right training, he could easily get better at it than Higashi is now. It runs in the family, and no one's had a talent as strong as Kisshu's since Higashi and Hayako's great-great-great-grandfather's older brother had it, over a hundred years ago."

"Wow," Yori said. "Is Higashi-san going to train him?"

"Yes, but not to be a politician," Yuki said. "Higashi made Kisshu swear he would never go into politics, and considering his skills with flying came out so early, he had Hayako examine Kisshu's powers. Higashi and Anzu are going to enroll Kisshu in the military school when he's old enough; he's got the potential to be a great warrior. I should tell you that the Council is not going to be told about Kisshu's talent till after it's impossible for him to go into politics. Higashi doesn't want that life for Kisshu, and the rest of us agree. I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone, and just left it at the fact that Kisshu's a bit unusual, but not insane."

"I won't tell," Yori said. "I should tell the principal Kisshu's not insane; I won't take any more of your time."

"Thank you," Yuki said, and teleported out. Yori went back to the office to talk to the principal.

When she went in, the principal looked up and said, "We thought of a punishment for Kisshu; he's going to be on clean-up duty for the rest of the month."

"Alright," Yori said. "Ikisatashi Yuki says she did a psychological examination of Kisshu, and he's not insane; just unusual. I'm sure he'll mature eventually; he's only six."

The principal nodded, and said, "I'm sure you're right."

The next day: "IKISATASHI KISSHU, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?" the principal shouted.

'This' was a large banner across the door to the second-grade classroom, proclaiming, "Pervert Ahead- Enter at Your Own Risk!"

Kisshu looked at the principal innocently, and said, "I thought I'd warn people, since you admitted that Jinko-sensei really is a perv."

"Perverts and pedophiles are two different things," the principal said, not really believing she was having this conversation with a six-year-old. "If he was a pedophile, he wouldn't be working here, but he's not interested in children, he's only interested in adult women."

"I'm going to be late for class," Kisshu commented.

The principal dropped her head into her hands and said, "Fine… get to class…."

Kisshu skipped off, leaving the principal to rip her hair out over his antics.

Not as funny as the others, but I hope you liked it and I hope you still will review.