Kino's Bad Day

Kisshu was on a revenge mission. Kino, the school's bully, had started calling him 'Grasshead', and Kisshu wanted revenge. He snickered quietly. Kino was about to have a very bad day.

First class: Kisshu watched out of the corner of his eye as Kino went to his seat. He had cleverly disguised a whoopee cushion to look like part of the chair- and Kino fell for it. He sat down- and a loud farting noise was heard. The whole class burst out laughing as Kino jumped up. The teacher sighed. "Kino, what do you say?" she asked wearily.

"Someone put a whoopee cushion on my chair!" Kino said indignantly. He held up the flattened whoopee cushion as proof, and the teacher sighed. The class was still laughing, and Kino yelled, "QUIT LAUGHING AT ME!"

"Why? You fell for the oldest trick in the book," one of the boys snickered.

"When I find out who did this, they'll regret it," Kino snarled.

"Kino, sit back down and stop threatening people," the teacher said sternly. "And hand over the whoopee cushion."

Kino sulkily handed over the whoopee cushion, and the teacher put it in her desk, then started class.

Second class: It was time for art, and Kisshu got a very evil idea. While the teacher wasn't looking, Kisshu swiped a bottle of glitter, and pocketed it. Then he started their assignment, which was painting a portrait of something. Getting an idea, he started painting a picture of Kino, and then added horns and a forked tail. Then he titled it 'Kino: Son of the Devil', and raised his hand.

The teacher came over, took one look at the painting, and asked wearily, "What did Kino do this time?"

The class looked up as Kisshu said, "He insulted my hair, and the day before that he tried to push me off the slide. I think the world should know that Kino is evil, so can we hang my painting on the front doors of the school?"

"I'm only going to hang that up if you cross out the writing," the teacher said strictly. Kisshu sighed and painted over the writing, then handed his drawing in. The teacher sighed and went to hang the picture up. Kino was glaring daggers at Kisshu. Kisshu shrugged and said, "It's not MY fault you're an evil bully who thinks he's better than everyone else. That's your fault."

"Just because your dad is on the Council doesn't make you special," Kino snarled.

"I never said it did," Kisshu replied. "YOU'RE the one who acts like his dad is on the Council, not me. I don't act all high and mighty, and I don't bully people. And I'M not the one who made that little kindergartener and her best friend cry."

"Okay you two, break it up," the art teacher said. "Class is almost over. Kino, I'd like you to stay after, we need to chat."

"And HE doesn't?" Kino asked incredulously, pointing at Kisshu.

"He didn't write, "Kindergarteners are scum" on his paper," the art teacher said. The bell rang, and the other students all glared at Kino as they left, including Kisshu.

By lunchtime, everyone had heard that Kino was making little kids cry, and started avoiding him.

Kisshu was sitting with Pai and a few other kids when two little girls came over. One of them said, "Thanks for telling everyone about Kino-baka, Kisshu-kun."

"Sure," Kisshu said. "Hey, would you like to see Kino-baka covered in glitter?"

"YEAH!" the little girls said happily.

"Kisshu…." Pai said warningly.

"Aw, you're so uptight, Pai," Kisshu said. He took the glitter out of his pocket, and snuck around the lunchroom to where Kino was sitting alone. Then he flew up and dumped the whole bottle of gold glitter he had stolen from the art room over Kino's head.

The whole lunchroom burst out laughing as Kino sneezed, and the glitter went everywhere. "IKISATASHI, YOU'RE DOOMED!" Kino shrieked as Kisshu flew back to his table.

This brought the teachers running, and they found all the students laughing while Kino continued to shout at Kisshu. The principal came over to Kisshu's table as the teachers started trying to restore order, and asked wearily, "Kisshu, why did you do that?"

"Kino's evil, and I decided today was payback day," Kisshu said innocently.

"Kisshu-kun is cool!" the two little girls from earlier said happily. "Kino-baka got what he deserved for making Chikako cry."

The principal groaned. "I suppose the two of you will be upset if I punish Kisshu?" she asked.

"We'll tell everyone in the entire school that you're a meanie!" one of the girls said.

"Don't they already think that?" Kisshu asked. "Maybe you should tell everyone she's actually the Gimme Monster in disguise." (A/N: The 'Gimme Monster' is a reference to my story 'Embarrassment', in which Kisshu's parents say he used to be afraid of a monster that sucked the brains out of peoples' ears. The monster was called the 'Gimme Monster'.)

The little girls both ran off to start doing that, and the principal said, "Kisshu, we will be having a loooong talk about respecting your elders. Come with me."

"Aww…." Kisshu said as he followed the principal to her office.

I hope you liked this; I got a request to make a chapter about Kisshu pranking Kino from author12306. Please review!