Sailor Moon Messup

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Hello. I am princess Serenity. It is a pleasure to meet you." Sere said bowing slightly as she smiled at the Inner Senshi, having been just returned to the Moon Palace by Sailor Pluto. Trained eyes noticed the way the four of them were innately aware of where one another was the entire time as they turned and kneeled to the newly returned princess.

To the scouts there was no doubt that this was the princess they were sworn to protect, she certainly looked the part at least. Long pale blond hair in the Lunarian royal style, calm blue eyes with flecks of silver looking at them gently and with slight amusement, the long flowing white dress as she daintily walked down the stairs to them. Her every pore radiating power, grace, and elegance.

Their image of the perfect princess was shattered within a minute.

Sere was unused to walking in the 'princess death traps' as Uranus had labeled them before… and ended up slipping a step. The Inner Senshi watched in horror at first as their princess went tumbling down the stairs and then gaped in shock as said princess cursed like a soldier while Sailor Pluto's palm met her forehead.

"Damnitt Sere." Pluto said as she went to check on her daughter, who had reflexively shielded herself with her Space Shield but thankfully none of the gaping Senshi noticed.

"Pluto? Where exactly did my daughter learn those words from?" Queen Serenity was less than pleased as she glared at her wife, the silver haired woman having gone to check on her daughter as well.

"I blame Sailor Uranus." Pluto said without hesitation as she helped pull her daughter to her feet, steadying the girl who was unused to the heels still.

"Fuckin death traps. Why the hell do I have to wear these damn things? I'm going to end up snapping my fucking neck walking on flat ground wearing this stupid little shits." Sere continued to mutter and swear as she tried to regain her balance in the heels, glaring down at them as if trying to set them on fire with her mind.

"Language Sere." Pluto said her hand coming up to smack her daughter around the head, earning a yelp from the princess who pouted up at her papa as the Senshi continued to gape. Pluto was getting away with smacking their princess?

"I learned most of the words from some of our trips at the Time Gate!" Sere protested making Serenity raise an eyebrow at her wife who rolled her eyes.

"You were the one who ended up dropping into a war zone because you wandered off. Anything you learned while you were there for less than a day, I am not to blame for." Pluto said making Sere give a small wince and grin sheepishly at that.

"War zone?" Queen Serenity questioned sharply as she glared between her wife and her daughter who looked at her and then both of them rubbed the back of their necks guiltily.

"If it weren't for the princess's coloring I'd say she was related to Lady Pluto." Sailor Venus muttered to the others with a small grin, earning a nod from Sailor Mercury who was eyeing the two with curiosity over how similar they were. Of course the four Inner Senshi were only half paying attention. Mercury was still bright red from the curses, Mars was twitching slightly, Venus looked amused by what had happened, and Jupiter was trying not to laugh.

"I wandered off during a trip to the Time Gate and ended up falling into a War Zone. She found and rescued me rather quickly and I wasn't hurt…much." Sere said sheepishly while Serenity was giving her wife a stern look.

"Much?" Serenity asked narrowing her eyes dangerously at that and making Pluto frown.

"I shall explain later in private my queen. Perhaps Sere should finish meeting her Protectors first?" Pluto asked changing the subject as she looked at the four young girls that were supposed to protect someone who didn't need protecting. Poor girls had no clue what they were getting into trying to watch after her little force of nature.

"Ami of Mercury, Sailor Mercury reporting Princess." Ami said kneeling down first since her planet was closest to the sun.

"Minako of Venus, Sailor Venus and Demi-Goddess of Love at your service princess." Minako said her face turning serious as she knelt before the girl she was sworn to guard and protect with her very life.

"Rei of Mars, Sailor Mars ready to serve princess." Rei said kneeling before the princess and doing her best to ignore what had happened.

"Makoto of Jupiter, Sailor Jupiter at your command princess." The tallest of the Inners said kneeling before her princess and even bowing her head a little.

"Please rise. It's a pleasure to meet you. As I said earlier I am Princess Serenity of the Moon." Sere said smiling and trying not to sweat drop as she got them to stand up.

"I'd rather if you just called me Sere though. I'd prefer friends more than I would protectors." Sere said with a warm smile while the four Senshi looked surprised at this.

"I make no promises princess. We're to serve you with our lives and protect you at all costs." Rei said her face carefully blank although there was a slight yearning in her eyes. Friends? Such a thing was a novelty on her planet. The closest thing she had to friends, were the other Inners and that was only because they were comrades and sisters in arms. If she weren't a Senshi then they wouldn't have even bothered to learn her name she was sure.

"I can protect myself just fucking fine." Sere said crossing her arms with a glare and making the four senshi's eyes widen at the curse.

"Sere! Mind your language! You are on the moon with the court and Inner Senshi, not on Neptune with Uranus and the other Outer Senshi." Pluto scolded her daughter who blinked and then sighed heavily.

"That means I can't curse out the politicians doesn't it?" Sere asked making her mother nod although she was giving Pluto a stern look. Pluto looked like she agreed with her daughter but wasn't going to say a word.

The Inner Senshi just blushed and Minako and Makoto were trying not to laugh. Rei just smirked a bit, they all had similar feelings regarding politicians. Ami just blushed brightly at Sere's next words, which had even Pluto trying not to laugh.

"Ah fuck. This is going to suck rotten dolphin dicks."