CHAPTER 15 THE FLASHBACH

Once upon time there lived in the land of glorius nipponh a radishing Shinto miko prestess called Janis Jadpel THE FARST. She was sexy! Made into a very hot young woman! She was taller and her chest had gotten even bigger and now kawaii shinto uniform looked even more kawaii because the skirt was longer and she was shocked because her eyelashes had gotten longer and she was a total hottie. She was bleesed with magical skills but she ufcouldt go to maffical school until she got as cholarship from horwrats and they even gave her aher own special broom so she culd bfly from Hogwarts to nihong whenever she got homestock.

She had pure of heart and had promised her hart to no man and said she would never fall in love or else her magics power would weekend. So she went to England to study her magic in the wilderness with the animals and drewied priests and fairisies. There was no Hogwarts back then but she met four interesting peopl named Godrick, Saladbar, Raweena and Helga. They were four friends who studies magic together and seceded to found a magical school to teach children magic. Janis thought this a great idea so

She asked "Can I help do that thing?"

"And they said SURE WHY NOT after all you are really powerful and you are pure of heart, our frend." AND THUS HOGWARTS WAS FO"UNDED with the five origin hourses of GRIFINDOOR, SLITHER-IN, RAVENCLAW, DUFFLGRIST and that other one with the badger.

And so much time went by and the blossoms frell from the trees agains and again and again as the seasons became spring and then summer many more times that the other four DIED. And Janis was left all ALONE She became headmaster at Hogwrits and was good and kind to all of the students who came from far and wide but especially some of them….

Althugh she had kept her hart from knowing love by keeping it in a glass jar metaforkally. But there was one man for whom her heart trembled and jiggled in her cheast. His eyes were crystal goblets full of lakes and his haer long and black and so manly. His name was Jerry Punkdaft and she fell in LOVE … He was at first hesitat but then became arigatoful for her love and he loved her too, suddenly. They had pashionate romance all of the time, everywhere. And nothing could keep them apart except for that one thing tht did. Slowly but Shirley, Janis began to feel weird and she realised that she was loosing her powers. It was hard but she decided to giveiup her powers to marry Jerry and become Mrs. Jadeappl-yPunkdaft. All of her studdents were happy for them accept Janis's little sister who smoked plants nad laughed alot and also one of Janiss's favorite students whose name was Tom Riddell. Tom was smart and handosome of course but Janis had eyes for only one aman and that man was JHerry. However she and Tom were good friend so one night she went to him to ask him something importunate. They met in the courting room at midnight and that was the rroom that they chose becasuse they knew nobody would think to look for them there because they were not lovers. It was a nice room near the grand staircase.

"What did you wan't to talk to me about"? asked Tom her.

"I want you to be the ringbearer for my wedding with Jerry" said Janis "you know because we're such good friends"

…friends…..

Friends…

Friends…

"NO" he ballowed. And he stormed out of the room angryly. "NO I WILL NOT BE YOU'RE RINGBEARERS."

Anis ran after him clutching her skirts with her heart jiggling in her breast. "But TOMMY" she cried

"MY NAME IS NOT TOMMY" he cried "MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT AND I LOVED YOU BEFORE HE DID"

And he pushed Janis Jadeapple! He pushed her

DOWN

THE

STAIRS!

Janis Jadapple would never have the chance to become Mrs. Jadeapple Punkdaft because when she fell down the stairs she just died.

"I should have warned her about stairs" cried her sister when she received the news.

"Wots all the commoticon, eh?" asked a Duffbrlist student who had wander out of the dormintory that night.

"He'll blow my cover!" thought Voldemort so he pushed the kid down the stairs too.

Then suddenly a girl came out of the dormitory because she heard the boy fall down the stairs so he also pushed her down the stairs and she died.

And so it went

And he pushed them all and thy all fell down the stairs and they died in a pile.

And when the Diffwelgrists didn't walk fast enough for him to kill them, he used his dark magic for the very first time and pushed them down the stairs with magic and killed the rest!

Except for Janis's sister who was stoned in the dufflegist common room and didn't know what was happening. She later went back to Japanto grief because she wished she had warned her about stairs and then she went on with the rest of her life.