WHAT A VERY VERY LATE UPDATE. WELL HEY! Im not on the mood to write for the past days so.. *facedesk*

I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

A not-so-normal day for the others but to the deadly-commander-that-can-kill-you-in-many-ways Lal Mirch , it is normal for her. It was the day that she doesn't really like celebrating , Valentine Day . Needless to say , the three we're back at CEDEF from the cag- I mean hotel and just the day after they got back , it's the day that Lal hated the most .

No one know , no one can know , no one will ever know , why and how Lal Mirch hated Valentine except for her very bad student , Colonnello . Who knows what happened but it seems that it's really a nice experience for the idiot but it's clearly the opposite for Lal .

Oh I forgot about one thing , the whole gang stalked the three to the CEDEF headquarters without a permission. They just broke the security , knocked the guards outside and Reborn gave the password that made them enter the office . They sneaked to the three's room and eavesdropped .

"I don't celebrate Valentine , Colonnello. You know that fact ! Plus , just smelling the chocolates and looking at my surroundings when its February 14 makes me lose consciousness!" Lal said , talking to Colonnello face-to-face while Tsuna was just watching the two argue.

Uhh.. I-Is this normal? .. I think it is … Tsuna thought and sighed at the two.

"We'll celebrate it with Tsu-" Just after Colonnello's uncontinued sentence , Skull bumped on the door and broke it which made the three startled . Lal pointed her gun at the door and Colonnello did so too while Tsuna just blinked at the sight of the broken door.

"O..Ouch.." Skull muttered , rubbing the back of his head. He shook his head , not remembering where is he .

Skull stuttered at the sight of an angry-looking Lal Mirch and Colonnello , "H-Hello Lal-nee-san and S-S-Senpai!" He sweatdropped and tried to maintain a steady voice .

"Oh , it was just you Skull . WHO FLIPPIN' THREW YOU AT OUR DOOR!? AND WHY ARE YOU HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?" Lal shouted at the man with make-up and piercings on.

Skull gulped and , "R-Reborn-sempai threw me here .. E-Everyone is here.. E-Eavesdropping… " he said while his feet trembling like hell .

The three blinked at what he just said until , "YOU GUYS ARE WHAT!?" The three of them shouted , Yes Tsuna did shout that . He's been hanging out with the two so much since they're his babysitters more like , second parents . When the three said that , Skull ran out of the door and hid behind Luce .

"HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS PAY THE DOOR!? REBORN GO GET A NEW DOOR !" Lal ordered in her perfected commander voice . They all gave Lal a thumbs up and a "Nice one , Lal" gesture.

Reborn shivered at the angry woman and gave her a salute and ran away like hell because shit is about to go down when Lal is on her commander mode .

"There , I thought you won't do it." She muttered , getting back to her calm mode . Oh how she doesn't love being frustrated at her rest days .

After a couple of minutes , Tsuna fell asleep out of nowhere and just after that , Reborn came carrying a door . He tried to fit it in but it just won't so he broke it and went to find another one .

'Let's see if you'll get the right one .' Lal thought , making an evil smirk on her face.

"Lal , when will you tell him that CEDEF has a reserve door , kora?" Colonnello whispered to Lal and poking Tsuna on his other side.

"Until he gets the right one my idiot." Lal replied , feeling evil on what she is currently doing . She then sat on the chair near her and watched Reborn break the door that doesn't fit for 12451235125 times . She couldn't hold the laugh anymore , watching the pathetic hitman get a door back and forth and breaking it afterwards if it doesn't fit and vice versa .

And there was Skull who was watching motorcycle stunts with popcorns on their room with Tsuna .

After 123512361261 times , Reborn finally got it right . He let out a manly scream that could resemble the character at 300 that screamed ' THIS IS SPARTA! ', "OH YEAH! THIS IS VICTORY!" he screamed , slamming the wall near him and did a victory dance , that fangirls would love to see since he took his suit off.

Lal and Colonnello gave him a loud clap who was stealing popcorns from Skull and Tsuna . Lal let out the laugh she was holding back from the start . Reborn gave her a confusing look , "You see , my hitman , we have a reserve door here in CEDEF ! How dumb of you not to think of that!" she said , laughing maniacally .

"Fucking bitch." Reborn muttered , readying to shoot the woman and breaking the door with the right size .

Oh for Frank's sake , no one dares to put a gun at Lal Mirch ! Before Reborn could shoot the woman , he got a very strong pinch on his sides which is from the Sky Arcobaleno , Luce , giving him a shady smile .

He sweatdropped and , "FUKUO DA!" screamed Touma's number one line before running away like hell.

Lal stared at Skull with a blank face for good 15 minutes . Finally , Skull got the stare and ran away their room . But , needless to say , he took Tsuna with him!

"E-hem , now that it's still morning , I hereby command Lal Mirch to go with me this Valentine day ."Colonnello said seriously , not even adding a kora at the end . Lal frowned at him and he gave Lal a puppy eyes which rewarded him a sigh and , "No. I DON'T CELEBRATE FUCKING VALENTINES DAY SO STOP IT WILL YOU!?"

Colonnello flinched at her response and gave her a sad nod while slowly leaving the room .

'Oh shit , must've made him mad..' Lal thought while facedesk-ing .

Reborn was walking around CEDEF , whistling like an innocent man there and he saw down-to-earth Colonnello walking slowly almost hitting himself on the fire extinguisher.

"OI YOU IDI-"

*PAH*

"Oh shit Sherlock. THAT WOKE THE HELL OUT OF ME , KORA! WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME REBORN , KORA!?" Colonnello said , while wincing on his forehead.

"BECAUSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT!"

"NO I A- Nevermind , im gonna do some thinking , kora."

Reborn smirked at the blonde man and , "Im gonna guess , my blonde friend."

"Okay then , kora."

"You got rejected right?" He guessed and after Colonnello gave him a small nod he laughed evilly . More evil than Lal!

"Need help?" He added .

Colonnello frowned " No I don't need a help kora. Im just gonna do some thinking outside kora. Leave me alone Reborn , kora."

"Oopsies , must've made him a bit mad ?" The fedora wearing hitman said before smirking.

Poooweyy ~ Poor Colonnello! I guess that's all I have to say because im on a .. meh mood right now LOL . Too many complex things happened today , got on a fight with a classmate , our whole class got called for guidance LOL , and maybe got on a serious talk with someone . Oh gawd this is killing me , I hope I can still sleep because im still regretting what I did to someone today XDD Im such a bad person wait , Im a bad person from the start right? =w=

Thanks for reading!