"Yo! This is Chris McLean, live!" Announced the host we learned to love. "I'm at some newly discovered island in Hawaii, USA to bring you another season of Total Drama! This season: 500k big ones are at stake, along with an all expense paid trip to any country of the winners choice with five other contestants! However, to win, every contestant must live in the cheapest yachts money can buy and participate in challenges that were total okay'd by interns! The losers of said challenge will vote a member off of their team forever. Never to return. EVER. So, stick around to catch the amazing season broadcasted to you, named: Total. Drama. VACATION ISLAND!"
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Dear mom and dad I'm doin' fine!
Toby is in his team's yacht taking pictures, but falls through the deck and lands in the ocean. Spike appears on the scene and laughs it up.
You guys are on my mind!
Maddie is swimming at the coast, and rescues the drowning Toby.
You asked me what I wanted to be...
Maddie is hit in the face with a soccer ball that was unintentionally kicked in her direction by Caige. Caige runs over to Maddie and apologizes to her.
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
The camera pans to the foresty part of the island where Sony is secretly watching Jack contemplate on a log.
I wanna be famous!
Orchid finds one of the three immunity streamers and screams in excitement. Her screen grabs the attention of Sony and Jack.
I wanna live, close to the sun!
Orchid flees with steamer in hand and eventually bumps into Salmen who seems to be trying to make a phone call. Orchid gets back up, and keeps running.
Pack your bags because I've already won!
Orchid later trips in front of Bryan and Taya who instantly notice the steamer and begin to fight with her for it.
Everything to do, nothing in my way
Cretia is cheering on the fighters while Jake sighs and shakes his head on disapproval. Taya emerges, victorious, but Bryan tackles her.
I'll get there one day
The screen pans to Sabrina complimenting Ashton's apparel with her fingers crossed behind her back, but Ashton seems uninterested.
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
Ashton walks away from Sabrina and crosses paths with Ruthie who is reading a book called the cold hard truth.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
The screen cuts to Bridgette, Geoff, and the rest of the original TDI cast applauding the champion of the season.
(Whistling)
The camera begins to pan over to the winner's face, but the screen cuts to black right before the winner is revealed.