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there will be a lot of sexual jokes in this one, mainly at the end
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so read if you want
I'm just saying this
so I don't get in trouble with people
saying I didn't give them a warning
so on with this chapter
Chapter 9: Surprise, surprise
* Later that day *
Now it was closing time, and everyone was happy to hear that, since after such a strange day all they wanted to do was forget it. Naruto was able to bake all 500 cup cakes. He had Beck and Andre drive to the location and deliver the cup cakes there. And now that they were back it only meant it was closing time for the entire day.
" You know after seeing all those cup cakes, I can't help but want one. " Jade told them, as they were getting ready to leave the bakery.
" Yeah me to... " Tori said, as she was a little bit hungry.
" Well I thought you might be, so I baked some extra cup cakes from the first batch just in case. " Naruto said, as he left to go to the cupcakes that he had baked as in a just in case. In no time he came back holding a tray filled with six cup cakes. He handed one to each of them, seeing as there was no better time then now to take a bite. " To us! " Naruto gave out his toast, as he, along with every one else, took a bite out of there cupcake. The moment the little amount of food touch there tongue, they immediately started to spit it out of there mouth and on to the floor.
" What do you put in that? " Jade shouted, as she tried to wipe the taste off her tongue.
" I followed the recipe... I don't know why it taste so bad! " Naruto shouted, as the taste stayed on his tongue.
" Hey maybe its from when Beck crash into Naruto and the wall... " Cat said, as she looked for something to drink and get rid of the taste in her mouth. Everyone looked at her, giving her the look to keep on talking. " ... Well, beck crashed into Naruto, and almost right away crashed into the wall. What if like the crashed drop something into the bowl? " Cat told them. Everyone did have to admit that was a good explanation on what had happen. Naruto left to go and see if what she had said was true. In a minute, he had return holding a bottle in his hand.
" She's right... something did fell into the first batch of cupcakes. " Naruto told them.
" And that is? " Tori ask, seeing as she hadn't seen the bottle yet.
" Cooking oil... " Naruto told them, as he held up the bottle.
" Great, so there's what 500 bad cupcakes out there? " Andre asked, seeing as this might become a problem.
" No... more like thirty... Good thing that we might not have to see them again though... " Naruto quickly reply back, as he was slightly happy that not the entire load was rotten. At that very moment, the door open and walked in Kushina.
" Hey you guys, how your day? " She asked them, as she just arrived in time for closing the store. Every body took a quick glance at each other before opening there mouths.
" Terrible! " everyone shouted together, as this was one of there worst day's ever.
* Friday night, dance night *
The time had finally arrived, it was finally time for the Fall Dance. The entire gang was paid, just like Kushina promise, and also had money to buy photos from tonight events. So here they were. Andre and Tori dancing together, Beck and Jade actually holding each and dancing with one another, and Naruto twirling Cat around on the dance floor.
" Cat... " Cat and Naruto, looked up and saw that, Jade was the one who had called out to her. Naruto kept Cat in his arm's waiting for what Jade had to say. " ... trade partners for me real quick. " She told her, which got a surprise looked from the three. Naruto looked at Beck wondering if he knew what was going through Jade's mind at the moment. Beck saw the look Naruto was giving him, and he did the one thing that he could do. And that was to shrugged his shoulders. He didn't know what Jade was thinking at the moment. " Please... " Jade said, and that made everyone know that it was serious.
" Okay... " Cat said, as she walked over to Beck to dance wit him.
" Keep your hands were I can see them, Beck! " Naruto teasingly yelled towards him. Beck let out a small laugh before dancing with Cat. And just like that Jade and Naruto were left alone. Jade got his arm's and put them over her shoulders and she put hers around his waist.
" You know I was mad at you when you transfered to Hollywood art's... " Jade began to talk.
" Yeah, I can tell... The text message saying ' I will pretend not to know you at all today' wasn't a clue to that... "
" Shut up... I have known you since we were four. Of course I was going to be mad at you for not telling me that you were coming to Hollywood Arts. "
" Well it was meant to be a surprise... "
" You know I hate surprise! "
" True, true... but I thought you might like that one... "
" I haven't like surprise since I was seven... "
" Oh right... That's when my parents decided to move back to Arizona... and I left you all alone... "
" Well I wasn't alone for long... I met Cat shortly after you left... But it was still nice that you kept in touch and came to visit... "
" What are friends for... "
" You mean, other then when your sucking face with Cat, your an okay friend. "
" Hey your one to talk! Your as bad as me! "
" But I make sure that everyone knows that he's mine! You can have Cat! " Jade and Naruto bursted out laughing. They were long time friends, and this little dance was just there way to get some time to spend together, since there's so many changes in there life right now.
" Looks like this dance is over... " Naruto told her, as the song came to a end. Jade nodded her headed before walking back to Beck. And in a second Cat came back to Naruto. She ran into his arm's, as the next song started to play. And just like that, both were dancing with each other together. Enjoying a rare moment of a normal life. Just a night filled with love and spending it with the person he cared about the most.
" Alright students! " A voice shouted over the speaker's, everyone looked up and saw that the school principal had a mike in his hand and talking to everyone. " I hope your all enjoying this dance, " and he receive a loud cheered from everyone at the dance, " as a special treat, we have ordered 500 cup cakes from Kushina Bakery! " everyone cheered, as teacher's handed the students cupcakes to eat at this moment. While everyone was waiting for the okay to eat the bakery, the gang on the other hand wanted to ran. They didn't know that there food was going to be here, and since there's thirty bad one's in the group, that meant some kids were about to lose there taste buds. " Now let's eat! " He shouted, as he wanted to take a bite out of his cupcake. And that was the signal for the group to ran out of the dance.
" GOD! WHAT'S THIS HORRIBLE TASTE! " A voice boomed over the speaker's, as the group ran out the door's. All trying to leave before the principle blamed them for that horrible taste in his mouth.
* Saturday Afternoon, October 16, Naruto's home*
It has been a few day's since the entire fall dance event. Kushina was forced to pay back about thirty dollars worth of cup cakes, and a small apology towards the principal for eating such a horrible thing. After that, Kushina, didn't yell at the kids. She understood that things just happen, why get mad at things that our out of someone's control. But at this very moment, the Naruto house hold, was getting ready to celebrate a very special event. Naruto's late birthday, and Jade's early birthday. While it might be strange that it was none of there birthday's techinally, Naruto and Jade, had come up with a idea back when they were little kids. That idea was to always celebrate there birthday's together, on October 16. Reason why, it was six day's after Naruto's and seven day's before Jade's. Which would kind of put it at the half way mark on a calender.
So the gang was coming over to Naruto's home to celebrate there birthday's. They didn't know the reason as to why they would do this. Naruto and Jade, have kept the entire gang in the dark about there past. All they really knew was that they were celebrating Naruto's birthday this Saturday. Everyone knew that for some strange reason, Jade, never wanted to celebrate her birthday on its real date. Heck, when Cat, tried to give Naruto her present to him, he refused it and told her to wait in till Saturday, since he didn't want any gifts till that day. So here was the gang, minus Naruto, standing at the front door. Cat happily knocked on the door. Now they stood there waiting for someone to answer it.
" Man, this is un-fair... " Rex started to whine about something, " ... all of you have met Naruto's mom. And from what some of the things you guys have said, she's a psycho like her brother. "
" Hey she's a nice person. " Cat defended her, as Kushina might be a little insane, but was still a loved person. " And did you know that she makes like the best food out there! It's like eating from a five star restaurant every night. " Cat ranted on, before someone put a hand over her mouth. That person was Jade, who open her mouth up speak.
" Plus, I think she's a good role model. " Jade added in.
" If, Jade, thinks that this women is a good role model, then she must be horrible! " Rex cried out, as Jade wasn't the normal girl when it came to a lot of things. If Jade likes something, it was either due to it causing pain, or it made a person scream. Either way, what she likes won't always be a good thing.
" Do you want to fight puppet! " Jade shouted at Rex, as she put her fist up.
" Don't call him a puppet! " Robbie shouted, trying to make her understand that he was more then a puppet.
" It's on puppet! " Jade was getting ready to throw her fist at Rex, as she ignored what Robbie had said.
" Come on guys not right now! " Andre yelled trying to get some control over the current problem that they were facing. Because everyone started to yell at one another, and just like that, everyone was trying to stop the fight from going on at the door step of a friends home. None of them notice that the front door had open, or that someone was watching them.
" Alright that's it! " A angry female voice shouted, as she jump into this fight and pulled the two that started the rumble away from each other. Everyone slightly jump back in surprise by the new person joining in. And even more were token back as they saw that it was someone they didn't know. The group looked in front of them to see who had just got involved, and they were all surprise on what they saw. In front of them, stood a young women, judging by her look she was around there age. She was standing in front of them in only a bikini, a two piece green bikini that look good on her. She stood at 5"6, and had long dark pink, close to red hair going down to her mid back. Some strands were covering her eyes, but they could still see the color of her eyes, which were a dark shade of brown. Her build, showed that she at least works out frequently, and assets seem to be as large as Trina's. But on her face, was one very angry expression.
" What the fuck are all of you looking at? " This girl shouted at them, as she was in no mood to play around. Some of the gang took a step back, as they were surprise that this girl was cursing at them, and not only that but they all had similar thoughts going through there heads. ' Who was this girl?' and ' Why is she here?" While most were ready to defend themselves from this new person, one person walked up to her.
" Hey, Tayuya... " Jade greeted her, as she walked up to her and gave her a quick hug.
" Jade, nice to see you too... " Tayuya greeted her back, as she return the hug, and surprise everyone that was watching.
" Hey, Tayuya, who is at the door! " A voice shouted, everyone looked behind see who called to them from behind the two girls. They saw that it was, Naruto, who was in swim trunks and having a towel hung around his shoulders and that he was walking towards them. " Oh hey guys... " Naruto greeted them, as he looked over Tayuya shoulder, " ... looks like you met Tayuya. " Naruto let out a small laugh.
" Why are you guys in your swim wear? " Tori ask them, before it got any more confusing for them.
" I have a swimming pool in the backyard... " Naruto told her, as he pointed his finger towards the direction of his backyard.
" Oh that explains why you told us to bring our swim trunks. " Beck said, as Friday, Naruto told them to bring spare clothing since they were going to stay over night. And to bring a sleeping bag, and swim trunks for that day. Now it was making sense as to why he had told them that. But it seem as though one person, still had a expericen fresh on his mind.
" If you had a swimming pool! Then why did you let us go to Venice Beach! " Robbie shouted, as he didn't forget that one day. The heat was as though they were in a RV toaster. Cat and Naruto were the only one's that didn't have to endure the torture that everyone else had to go through.
" Well it's always nice to go to the beach... And the swimming pool wasn't swimmable at the time. " Naruto tried to explain, as he had one hand behind his head.
" What do you mean ' wasn't swimmable?' " Tori ask him, wanting some answers out of his mouth right now.
" Uhmm, well, some stuff fell into the pool making it unsafe to swim in at the time. That's why I didn't say anything about the pool. " Naruto told her, as this was the truth of the matter.
" Okay that solves that question, but... who is she? " Tori pointed at Tayuya, as she had never met this person before.
" Oh this is Tayuya... " Naruto waved the question off, as he didn't know why they were making such a big deal about her being her. " ... she's a old friend of Jade and me. " Naruto added in.
" What do you mean by 'old friend of Jade and me?' " Andre ask him, seeing that was off at this moment.
" Tayuya, Naruto and Me go way back... We go as far back as when we were five years old. " Jade added in, as she felt that people kind of forgot that she was there at this moment. And she hated when people talked about her, like she wasn't there to hear them.
" Wait, wait, wait... I thought I was your oldest friend. " Cat cried out, as she held out her trembling bottom lip.
" Well your one of my oldest friends, Cat. " Jade told her, knowing how it easy it was to hurt Cat's feelings.
" Wait, are you guys saying that you have known each other longer then we thought? " Tori ask Naruto and Jade, since this was news to them.
" Yeah we have... When I transfered here, Jade, was mad at me that I didn't tell her that I was coming to the school. So she pretended that she didn't know me for the whole day, while were at school. " Naruto told them what had happen that one day. And that was the truth.
" How long have you guys known each other? " Andre asked them, seeing as this was the perfect time to get some info on his friends.
" It would be about thirteen years... " Naruto said, as he looked over to Jade, who nodded her head.
" Great, now all of you know how they met, now can we go in before my top decided to come off. " A annoyed voice said, snapping all of them out of this little conversation. They looked up and saw that it was Tayuya who had spoken, and she was heading towards the house. The group took that as the signal to head inside before anything else happens.
" Quick question... " Robbie spoke up, as there was one last thing coming up to his mind. " ... is Tayuya, the same junior Tayuya from Hollywood Arts? " He asked the group, since he had heard of a girl at the school named Tayuya.
It was mainly rumors, but a lot of these said rumors weren't kind about Tayuya. One rumor was that she swore like no human being could, some even said that she has made a full grown male cry and hug a teddy bear, while rocking back and forth in class. Another one, was that she was actually a man, but that one was quickly proven wrong when she had to go to the women's locker room for P.E. and dress out in the locker room. There was just so many rumors about this one girl, that it was hard to remember them all. But the only thing that was true that was known, was the fact that Tayuya spends most of her time out of the school. No one knew why, but she just did and never got in trouble with the school.
" Yes that's me. And you do know I can hear you when you fucking talk about me! " Tayuya snapped at him, as she couldn't believe that they were talking about her like she wasn't there. After being told that, Robbie shut his mouth, seeing at talking right now might lead him to getting punch by the angry redhead. It didn't take long for them to reach the living room.
" So, who was at the door? " A voice called at to them, as they entered the living room. While most of the gang was use to seeing Kushina, as they never seen her outside of her bakery outfit, they weren't ready to see her in a bikini. And the moment they walked into the living room, which also had a good view of the kitchen, where Kushina was cutting the food up in her bikini.
" Dude! Your mom's a M.I.L.F.! " Rex shouted, seeing Naruto's mom for the first time. That was the wrong thing to say, as the next second a fork was thrown towards Rex. It missed him, but barely by an inch.
" What did you say?... " Kushina all too sweetly ask him with a smile on her face and holding up the knife that she was chopping with.
" I meant to say that your mom looks very beautiful in a non sexual way what-so-ever... " Rex shuttered out, trying to make sure that she wouldn't do something very bad with that big knife she was holding in her hand.
" Oh that's so niiiiccceee of you... " She said, dragging out the word nice, " ... Because if you had said what I thought you said, then there's a very good chance you might end up like the last guy that said that too me. " She told him, as she went back to chopping the food.
" Wha... What... What happen to the last guy?... " Rex fearfully ask her. Right now, she was more scary then Jade on her monthly friend, and that was truly saying something.
" Well... let's just say there still trying to find enough of him to ID him... " She calmly told him, while continuing to cut the food apart. The only thought that was going through Rex's mind was, he was going to be killed by tonight, by this crazy mother. The rest of the gang started to laugh. This was so normal for Kushina to do towards anyone. She just created a fear in Rex and Robbie to teach them a lesson about women, while at the same time looking great.
" Well now that everyone has met everyone... " Naruto broke the tension in the room, seeing it was the perfect chance to talk. " ... Cat, why don't you show them were your room is and have the girls change into there bikini's in there, while I show the guys were the spare rooms are and let them change out in there. " Naruto said, seeing that it was the perfect chance to get the event going.
" And can we play Marco Polo in the pool? " Cat ask him, as she enjoyed playing games like tag and hide and seek.
" Yeah, Cat, we will play that game. " Naruto told her with a smile. Cat smiled and ran up towards Naruto and gave him a quick kiss on the lips, before grabbing Jade and Tori's hands and leading them up to her room to get change for the pool. Naruto followed her lead and showed Beck, Robbie, Rex and Andre were they could change at.
It didn't take long for everyone to change into there swim wear and heads towards the pool. The moment everyone got close to the pool, they all jump into pool, creating a big splash of water to form. Everyone re-surfaced back towards the top and started to mess around in the pool. Robbie was setting a chair for Rex to lay in while they were at the pool.
" Oh, afro boy... " A voice called out to Robbie. He turned to the sound of the voice and saw that Tayuya had swam to him.
" What can I do for you? " Robbie ask her, not sure as to why she would come over to him.
" Oh you know you can DROWN! " After shouting the last part, Tayuya; tackled him, wrap her arms around him and started to dunk him underwater, all the while smiling while doing so.
" YOUR AN EVIL WITCH! " Rex some how shouted to Tayuya. Hearing the puppet talked made Tayuya stop dunking Robbie for a moment, as she couldn't believe that the puppet had talked without his master. Tayuya brought Robbie up and looked at him.
" How did he talk?... " Robbie cough a few times, trying to cough up all the water that had entered his lungs as he was being dunk by the evil red head.
" He... *cough*... he can... *cough*... talk for himself... " Robbie explain, as he regain his breathe. Tayuya looked at him, wondering if he was sane in the head, she just shrugged her shoulders before going back to dunking him underwater.
" Should we go and help Robbie? " Beck ask, as he look and saw Robbie being dunk by Tayuya. Naruto and Andre looked and saw why he had ask if they should help him.
" Nahhh... Let Tayuya work her anger out. " Naruto told them, as he knew how violent she could become if she didn't finish what she was doing.
" But, Robbie, is our friend. We should at least try and help him. " Andre cut in.
" I guess your right... " Beck said, as he and Andre started to head towards Tayuya and Robbie.
" NO, NO, NO... " Naruto chanted, as he grabbed both of there arms to stop them from reach the two. Both turned to see him, and wondering why he had stop them from doing something. " One thing you guys need to know about Tayuya is that she will take her anger out on everyone... If you stop her from doing what she's doing she will hurt you! Trust me! Last time I tried to stop her from doing something she bit me seven times, punch me nine times and then to finish it up she knee me in the gut! " Both Beck and Andre were surprise that she would do something like this. And both had to take a minute to think it over and see if helping Robbie would be the best thing to do. After a minute of thinking it over, they came to an answer.
" He can take care of himself. " Beck said, as Andre nodded his head. They didn't need to get involved in her revenge from earlier. Without any of them knowing, someone was sneaking behind one of the boys. And out of no where, Naruto was pulled down into the water, hitting the water back first. A minute later, he came back to the surfaced and someone was hanging on his back.
" Come one, Naruto! Let's play! " A voice shouted on the back of Naruto. Beck and Andre saw that it was Cat who had pulled him down, and was now hanging on his back. Her arms draped over his shoulders and her legs tried around his waist.
" Okay, Cat. Let's go and play some games. " Naruto smiled, as Cat nozzle her nose with his nose. They both took off to play some games in the pool.
" Want to play chicken with Tori and Jade? " Andre ask Beck, seeing as they were the only ones still not doing something.
" Sure, why not. " Beck replied back, as he started to swim over to where Tori and Jade were. Andre followed his lead, an went over to the girls to see if they wanted to play chicken with them.
* Half an hour later *
The gang was walking back inside to the house. Half an hour in the pool and everyone was getting a little bit to soggy for there taste. But as everyone was walking inside, Tori was trying to talk to Tayuya about something that was on her mind.
" So if Naruto has three tattoos, and Jade has two, does that mean you one tattoo? " Tori ask her, as they were drying there wet hair off with towels.
" Yeah..." Tayuya answered back, not seeing why that would be of anyone's concern.
" Then were is your tattoo? I don't see one tattoo anywhere on your body? " Tori nearly shouted, as she couldn't see one tattoo on Tayuya body.
" If you could see my tattoo, then your got fucking perverted vision! " Tayuya growled at her, as the position of her tattoo is not her problem. Tori seem taken back at her reply.
" Wait... what do you mean by 'perverted vision?' " Tori ask, as that seem a little bit off. Tayuya let out a sigh, and put her face in her hands.
" Are you really that stupid... " Tayuya said, as she brought her head out of her hands. " ... If you can't understand what that means, than I think that your lucky that your a girl... " Tayuya annoyingly said.
" Why? It's not like your tattoo is... " Tori had a sudden realization. Now the comment was making sense, the tattoo could only be at a few places on her body that no one could see when she's wearing clothes. " ... is your tattoo like on... " Tori couldn't bring herself to say it.
" Do you really want to know were my tattoo is? " Tayuya ask, seeing that she wouldn't let this go anytime soon. Tori reluctantly nodded her head, as the placement of Tayuya tattoo was a really hot topic in her mind. Tayuya placed her hand on the side of her face, and shook her head for a bit, before grabbing Tori's hand and leading her to the spare room. In no time they were in the spare room, and Tayuya locked the door behind her. " Alright. I'm going to show you were my tattoo is. " She announced to her, as she took a quick glance around the room to make sure that no one could look or see in. Tori nodded her head, and watch as Tayuya hands seem to head for her bottom piece of her bikini.
" Wait! Wait! Wait! " Tori chanted, as she couldn't believe that Tayuya was about to strip off her remaining clothes. Tayuya looked at her, before turning around and dropping the bottom piece low enough to show were the tattoo was at.
" See... That's were my tattoo is located. " Tayuya said, as she gave her butt a few light pat's and showing the tattoo that Tori wanted to see so badly. Tori finally stopping her chanting, looked and saw that Tayuya tattoo wasn't were she thought it was. As she believed that it was on her front, down in the center of her legs. But the position were it was, wasn't as bad as that place. On the middle of Tayuya right butt check rested lip marking tattoo.
" Okay I'll bite, what does your tattoo mean? " Tori ask, as she knew some people wouldn't get strange tattoos if it didn't mean something to them.
" Well when I tell someone to kiss my ass, they now know were to start... " Tayuya announce to her, feeling proud about her tattoo meaning. " ... Plus, when you have a guy in bed with you, it does give them a good place to start at... " Tayuya smiled evilly at Tori. Tori's eyes widen at hearing that, and she open her mouth to try and speak but no words would come out of her mouth.
" Oh come on!... " Tayuya couldn't believe that Tori was being such a virgin girl about that kind of stuff. " ... Your a teenage girl! I'm sure you probably had one guy in your bed by now! ... Or at least had fantasies of how it was going to happen. " Tayuya was not making this any more comfortable for Tori then what it already was.
" What me and a boy have done is nothing you should know about!... Or what I have dreamed happen to me either! " Tori shouted at her, not believing that she was having this talk with a girl she just met. If it was her sister, she could understand but anyone else it just seem unreal.
" So you had have dirty thoughts. " Tayuya teased her, as her bottom piece was now back in place. Tori let out a frustrated scream, as she knew that she was not going to hear the end of this anytime soon.
* Ten minutes later *
Ten minutes have passed since the gang had walked in. They all changed into new clothes seeing that they weren't going swimming for the rest of the day. Even Tayuya and Tori, who both were dress in normal clothes, were back with the rest of the group. Everyone was heading back to the living room, seeing if anything was done cooking. The moment they went to the living room, they saw that Kushina was sitting on the couch with her half brother Eric Sikowitz. And they seem to be chatting about something.
" Mom! Sikowitz! What are you two talking about? " Naruto called out to them, seeing as standing around wouldn't get them any answers anytime soon.
" Well your Eric came by to show off some old videos of you and the rest of your friends here... " Kushina told him, as this was the truth of the matter. " ... like one of two friends when they were five and what that little girl said to a married man... " Kushina dragged out, hoping that the two in question would remember this event. While everyone figured out that she was talking about Jade and Naruto, they waited to see what they were going to say.
" I don't remember what your talking about... " Jade told her, as she was drawing blanks in her mind. She remember some parts, but not a lot to go by, and if this event that she was talking about was something huimating for her, it was best that she kept her mouth shut.
" Well that's too bad to hear... " Kushina told her, with a small grin forming on her face. " Say, Eric, didn't you tell me that you brought that video with you today? " Sikowitz caught on with what she was doing.
" I did say that. And didn't you tell me to put it in the video player, so that the kids can watch it after there done with getting dress..."
" I did... So should we start the little movie? "
" I think we should... " And before anyone, well mainly Jade and Naruto, could do anything; Sikowitz had a remote in his hand and press a few buttons on it. First the television came on, then it went to the dark screen before it came to life and started to show images, it was even in good viewing condition of that day.
* The recording *
The video camera was a little hazily at first, but soon got into focus. The first thing it started to show was the kitchen table, before it moved up to show what was on the table. On the table sat a vanilla cake, and laying next to the cake rested a arm.
" So, Minato... " The camera went up to show the the person in question. " ... anything you want to say on your son's fifth birthday? " the voice of Kushina rang out behind the camera. And in front of the camera, sat a man that resemblance Naruto. The face structure was different, and there was no whisker marks on his face but everything else looked like Naruto.
" Yeah I do... " The camera zoomed into his face. " ... never invite Jiraiya to any of your parties. " And that caused the married couple to let out a small laugh.
" Get serious, Minato! " Kushina laughingly shouted at him. " I'm sure when Naruto gets older he would realize that Jiraiya would just be evil for him to know. "
" Well... " Minato took a pause, as he placed one hand on his chin to think about what he was going to say next. " ... well, I hope I can say this every year but Happy Birthday, Naruto. " he smiled at the camera. And at the next moment, the door sounded as though it was being open. The camera turned to see who had come over now, and it showed a very familiar face on the camera vision.
" Oh, Eric, you made it! " Kushina happy voice rang out, as the camera showed a younger version of Eric Sikowitz. He still dressed the same, but the only difference was that instead of being bald at the top of his head, there was hair every where on his head.
" Uncle Sikowitz! " A small voice cried out, as the camera went down and showed a small body running towards Sikowitz and tackling his feet.
" Hey there, Naruto. " Sikowitz happy voice said, as he picked up the person. And hung him upside down.
" I am not Naruto... " little Naruto voice said, as he tried to sound like a robot. " I am a robot send from the future to destroy all coconut's. "
" Oh my! I can't allow a evil robot like you to destroy all coconut's! I will destroy you, robot! " Sikowitz seem to be playing along with Naruto, as he carried him away to another location.
" Bring it on, smelly human. "Naruto yelled out, as he was being carried away. Kushina seem to have shaken the camera a few times, before going back to Minato. While the camera showed his face, it seem as though Kushina had saw something he was doing.
" Minato! Hands away form the cake! " Kushina angry voice cried out behind the camera. Minato hand suddenly seem to appear on the side of his face, trying to act as innocence as possible.
" But I can't help it... Your cooking is simply the best out there. " Minato childish whined, trying to get some free cake at the moment.
" Uhmm, Minato... " A little voice said, catching the attention of the married couple. The camera went down, and showed a small little girl pulling at the pants of Minato. And this little girl was dress in a yellow dress, with long hair for the small girl.
" Yes, Jade? What can I do for you? " Minato ask the little girl, as he pulled a chair out and place the girl on the chair. And hearing the name of that little girl, surprise almost everyone watching the tape.
" Uhmmm... well... " Jade's little voice dragged out, as she seem to be tongue tied about what she was trying to say.
" You can do it, Jade. " Kushina voice encourage her to go on.
" Can I be your wife! " Jade's little voice shouted, as she found the courage to ask the question that was on the mind of the five year old. The camera zoomed onto Minato face, trying to show what his reaction was going to be at hearing this brave confusion from the little girl. On Minato face seem to rest a smile.
" Well it's not every day that a cute girl ask me if they can be my wife... " Minato trailed on, as he rested on hand on the side of his face.
" Are you implying I'm not longer cute? " Kushina, faked hurt voice cried out to him.
" Well you are loosing your natural beauty... " Minato teasingly trailed on, and all he got in return from Kushina was her sticking her tongue at him for saying that about her. " ... Hmmm, well, Jade, ask me again when your older and I will give you a straight answer. Okay sweetie. " He told the little girl, as he patted her head a little bit. Jade smiled and nodded her head fast, knowing that there was a chance that he might say yes in the future. " Now go and play and enjoy your birthday. " He told her, and she bowed before taking off. The camera went back to Minato, before the recording was cut off as Kushina turned the video off.
* End of Video *
" Awww, Jade you looked so cute when you were young! " Cat told Jade, as she rushed over to the side of Jade and gushed at her. Jade just seem speechless about the entire video. She couldn't believe that she actually ask to marry some grown man when she was younger.
" I should be mad at you Jade... " Everyone looked up and saw that Kushina was the one who had talk and was standing on her couch. "... you tied to steal my husband, but I'm not mad at you. " Everyone seem relief that Kushina was holding anything from what Jade had ask when she was young against her.
" But why did you bring that Sikowitz? " Beck ask, seeing that it was kind of un expect that he would bring that over here.
" Oh yes, well I was remembering how Jade was allowed into Hollywood Arts and this video was among the collection of videos that I own... " He trailed off.
" What kind of videos do you own? " Naruto ask his uncle, as hearing that was slightly creepy.
" Well as some of you might or might not know, I have the finally say on who is allowed to come to the school or not. Only the school principal has the power to over rule me... " The group nodded there head's understanding so far.
" ... Now one third of those that apply to the school submit a video audition to the school, which allows us to see if a person has some kind of talent. Another one third, is referred by a teacher at there current school on a student's possible artist talent. While the remaining one third has a family member that comes to the school and are ask to also come to Hollywood Arts, out of the chance that they have artist talent like there family member. Out of this group; Cat Valentine, Jade West, and Tayuya De Luca each one of these girls submitted a video to Hollywood Arts, and were allowed to join. Beck Oliver, Andre Harris, and Robbie Shapiro were referred by teachers at there school and the teacher's of Hollywood Art came to see there talent in use and after seeing there talent being put to use were allowed to join. " Everyone was surprise that he could remember all this about them, but that just meant that he was paying attention to his students life.
" As I was looking over old video tapes I came across Jade's audition tape and thought it would be fun to look at her talent from about two years ago to her current talent. " Sikowitz explain to them, as it was not every day that his students could see how one was allowed to enter this school.
" Play it! " Almost everyone told him, as they wanted to see what Jade had done to get into Hollywood Arts. Sikowitz looked at Jade trying to see what her reaction was and saw that she just shrugged her shoulders and gave him the single to go and show the tape. Sikowitz went to the television and started the tape, seeing as this tape wasn't getting any younger. And just like that the tape started to show it's recording.
* Jade's Audition tape *
" Alright this is my audition tape for Hollywood Arts. I'm Jadelyn August West, but most people call me Jade, an I prefer being called Jade... " and just like that the tape started with Jade sitting in front of the camera. And it seem like the recording was taking place in her room, if the dark colors were any proof of that. And some how even while this was being recording, the fourteen year Jade, had a bored expression on her face. She just sat there for a few minutes before the door open up and walked in Naruto. " My friend is going to help me out on this audition tape. I don't that is against the rules, but he's not going to be singing, so I don't think that it would matter anyway. " Jade said towards the camera.
" So are you ready to perform? " Naruto ask Jade, as he brought out his guitar.
" Of course I am... I have nothing better to do right now. " Jade bored voice rang out, as Naruto shook his head and placed the guitar on his lap. Jade took a deep breathe, looked at Naruto and started to sing.
I can see
When you stay low, nothing happens
Does it feel right?
Late at night
Things I thought, I put behind me
Haunt my mind
I just know there's no escape now
Once it sets its eyes on you
But I won't run, have to stare it in the eye
Stand my ground, I won't give in
No more denying, I got to face it
Won't close my eyes and hide the truth inside
If I don't make it, someone else will stand my ground
It's all around
Getting stronger, coming closer
Into my world
(My world)
I can feel
That it's time for me to face it
Can I take it?
Though this might just be the ending
Of the life I held so dear
But I won't run, there's no turning back from here
Stand my ground, I won't give in
No more denying, I got to face it
Won't close my eyes and hide the truth inside
If I don't make it, someone else will stand my ground
All I know for sure is I'm trying
I will always stand my ground
Stand my ground, I won't give in
(I won't give in)
I won't give up
(I won't give up)
No more denying, I got to face it
Won't close my eyes and hide the truth inside
If I don't make it, someone else will
Stand my ground, I won't give in
No more denying, I got to face it
Won't close my eyes and hide the truth inside
If I don't make it, someone else will stand my ground
And just like that Jade was done, and was taking one long breathe as the song really took it out on her lungs. After regaining her breathe she looked at the camera, before speaking. "Well that's the end of my audition tape, so if you guys think that I have any talent then give me a call... Now, my friend Naruto will take me out and buy me coffee. " Jade told the camera without evening looking at Naruto.
" Hey! I always have to buy you coffee! " Naruto shouted towards her.
" What's your point? " Jade ask him, as she turn to face him.
" I'm always paying for you! " Jade just waved him off, like it was nothing that should bother her.
" But you know you love it. " Jade teased him.
" Pfff. " Naruto said, not believing what he was hearing. Without saying another word, he headed for Jade's door.
" Hey you better not leave with out me! " Jade yelled at him, as she headed in the same direction as Naruto. " Hey! Hey! You better be paying attention to me! I will throw a brick at you if your don't! " and just like that the tape ended.
* Video end *
" Well now that's over, can we watch some horror movies? " Jade ask out loud, as she didn't want people to say anything about her audition tape.
" Oh, come on Jade... " Beck started, as that was one of the few times he had ever heard Jade sing and it wasn't backup in a play or something like that. " ... don't you want to say something about how your talents have change from two years ago? "
" Not really... " Jade began, " I have worked hard since then and that would only mean that my talent would improve as time went on. I don't need a reason to have other people to tell me how much I have improve from back then. " She told him, as she took a seat on the couch. " Now let's watch some horror movies. " she announce as she was more then happy to see some people get chopped up.
" Alright, guys, seeing that Jade has ended her little praise parade just to watch movies, I say let's do it! " Naruto nearly shouted, as everyone knew that Jade didn't want to talk any more. Everyone took a spot on the three couches that were in the living room. And before any one knew what was going on, a horror film started and everyone shut there mouths and watch the movie's.
* 2: 32 a.m. Sunday morning *
The gang was finally done watching there last horror film of the night. And some how at the end of this horror film marathon, everyone was shaken up. It wasn't in till after the third movie that it started to effect people in this group. But then again they did watch; ' The Wrong Turn' series, which is made of three movies; then to 'Paranormal Activity', which as that point Cat, started to try and cover her eyes with Naruto's chest; next was the 'The Hills Have Eyes', and that's when Robbie started to shake in fear after seeing that series of movies; ' Black Christmas ' came next, and Tori, Beck and Andre started to close there eyes a lot more during the killing part's, and to finish it up; they ended with ' The Strangers.' But after watching so many of these horror movies, even Jade, Tayuya and Naruto were starting to feel a little afraid. More then likely due to the mind not being able to handle about thirteen hour's of gore.
" Come on, Cat, it's time for bed. " Naruto tried to pull the small red head off from choking his arm off, but it seem as though she wasn't going to let go of his arm anytime soon.
" No, no, no, no... " Cat kept chanting on, as she feared the dark at this very moment. The darkness was her enemy, and so was everything that bumped in the night.
" Cat, they were just movies. None of them really happen. " Naruto tried to reason with her, since he was to tried to try and fight her on this.
" Your wrong! ' The Strangers' is based on true events! " Cat shouted, and that was true. ' The Strangers' were based off some true events, but not the entire video was. Naruto was tempted to slap his face with his free hand at hearing her comeback. But Naruto knew that there was no time for that, he needed Cat to let go of his arm before it fell off.
" I think we just watch too many horror movies. " Beck said, as he watch the exchange that was going on between the couple.
And Beck was right; in ' Black Christmas 'a movie that was about a married couple that fell out of love and have a son, who had a rare medical condition that makes his skin yellow. She abuses her son, and when she found a lover her soon to be ex-husband would not let her go. So she in returns kills him, and with her new lover buries his body in the basement. The son seeing this, is then locked up in the attic for years. As time goes on, she finds out that her current lover couldn't get her pregnant, so she rapes her son as a last attempt to get pregnant. She does get pregnant, and ends up having a girl. On Christmas Eve eight years later, the son escapes from his attic and disfigures his daughter/sister by ripping her eye out, gruesomely kills his mother and her new husband, and makes Christmas cookies out of his mother's flesh and eats them. And that was just the first half of the movie.
Naruto shook his head, not believing that Cat wasn't going to fall asleep anytime soon. So he did the one thing he knew that could help out Cat in his current problem.
" Cat... " he said, getting her attention. She looked up at him, wondering what he had to say now. " ... how about I give you a necklace that protects you from all forms of evil. " Cat seem surprise by that, she was so surprise that she even loosen her grip on his arm.
" Really? "
" Yes, really. There's a special necklace that's in my room that will keep all evil things away from you... " Naruto reassured her, knowing that this was going to be the best way to get her to finally fall asleep.
" Yay! " Cat hug him, happy that she was going to have some peace of mind.
" So let's go upstairs... " Naruto told her, as he grab her hand and held it. He took a few steps, before something came to his mind. " ... guys the blankets and pillows are in the closet over there. Set up our 'bed' for the night. " He told them, as the plan was for everyone to sleep in the same room, which would be the living room floor. Well almost everyone, Kushina and Sikowitz, had both fallen asleep in the rooms upstairs. But then again, they weren't exactly the groups age, so that was okay to them. Everyone nodded there head, showing that they got what he meant.
" Sure, let's get it set up for your 'orgy 'part of your little sleep over ..." Tayuya nonchalantly let out. Just that one comment made everyone raise there eye brow's and look at her, all thinking that she was going crazy.
" Why would I plan a orgy for a birthday party? What would even made you think that a orgy ever crossed my mind in the first place? " Naruto shouted at her, not understanding how she could come to that.
" One your a guy, so that means getting laid is on your mind almost all the time. And second, your his godson. " She told him, while staring at him in the eyes. The moment Naruto heard the godson comment, he shut up.
" Okay, I'm nothing like him! " Naruto angrily yelled at her, not happy that she thought he was anything like him.
" Wait, what does Naruto godfather have to do with anything about him? " Cat ask her, not knowing the fact's about Naruto's godfather. The only thing that she really knows about him, is the fact that he writes books. Heck, Cat, love the 'Gutsy Ninja' series book that he created. It was currently four books, into that series and she was getting done with the first book.
" Oh, so she doesn't know. " Tayuya chooed happily.
" Your not going to tell her anything! " Naruto pointed a finger at her, hoping that she would listen for once. Tayuya didn't like that finger in her personal space, so she did the one thing that came natural to her, she stomp on to Naruto's foot.
" OOOOWWWWW! " Naruto shouted, as he started to hop on one foot, trying to ease the pain.
" That wasn't nice! " Cat yelled at Tayuya, not believing that some one would just do that out of no where.
" Who cares about that right now. " Tayuya told her, as she went to stare at Cat and to tell her about Naruto's godfather. " What do you know about Naruto's god father? " she ask her.
" That he writes books... " Cat told her, not seeing what the deal was.
" Oh, so you know he writes books. So I'm guessing your a fan of his Icha Icha series... " Cat got a confused look on her face, and she wondered if they were talking about the same person.
" What are you talking about? "
" Wait, what books of his did you read? "
" I'm about to finish up the first book of the Gusty Ninja. "
" Oh... So your reading that series he wrote. Well he also wrote another series called Icha Icha. And that one series is very popular with grown ups. So popular with then that they are even started to make films out of those books. And these movies are ra... " Before she could finish that sentence, Naruto, put his hand over her mouth to shut her up.
" She's is lying. " Naruto told Cat, as Tayuya tried to get out of his grip. " Why don't we just head upstairs to get that necklace before evil comes to get us. " Naruto quickly told her, as he almost threw Tayuya down to the floor, and ran towards Cat, grabbing her wrist and rush up stairs.
" I'm not lying... " Tayuya mumble to herself, as she rub her jaw. Everyone looked on, wondering exactly what the heck just happen between the two. Everyone turned to Jade wondering if she had any answers for them.
" I don't know, and I don't even want to know. " Jade answer them, as she felt all there eyes on her.
* Naruto and Cat *
" And here it is! " Naruto announced as he found the necklace that he promise to Cat. He brought the necklace to Cat so she could get a better look at it. Cat took it out of his hands and gave it a closer look. The necklace in question was a clear pale green crystal that hung on nothing special.
" Is this all that there is to it? " Cat ask him. She wasn't un-greatful, it was just that it seem a little bit like it was nothing special.
" Ha, well yeah that's all there is to it... " Naruto could see how she looked at it un-impress, so he knew he had to tell her a little story about the necklace. " Cat, you see that one necklace not only keeps evil spirits away from the person wearing it, but it also brings good luck to that person also. "
" Really? " She ask him, why she eyed the necklace, wondering what made it so special.
" Yeah, Cat. My mom wore that when she fell in love with my dad. And before that, my grandmother wore that when she met her husband. " Naruto told her, giving her some details about the necklace.
" Oh wow! " Cat happily told him, surprise that he would give her such a important thing. " Are you sure I can wear it? "
" Of course. It will protect you , and because of that I want you to wear. " Naruto told her with a smile. Cat smiled at him, before leaning over and kissing him on the lips. " Now let's head back downstairs. " Naruto told her, after the kiss was over.
* Ten minutes later *
Naruto and Cat had finally return to the rest of the group, and just like the rest of them were laying on the floor, falling asleep. Naruto and Cat were cuddling and using the same blanket to sleep in, while the same could be said about Beck and Jade. Everyone else was sleeping in there own little spots near the rest of the gang. Now everyone was just laying there doing nothing, but hoping that slumber would take them away.
* Bang* Bang* Bang* Bang*
That was the sound coming from the front of the house. Loud enough to wake people up, but not these teens. All they wanted was to sleep, and were willing to sleep through anything, all expect for one.
" What was that? " Cat whisper out loud to herself, as she heard the banging.
" It was nothing Cat... " Naruto answered her, as he put one hand over his eyes. " It's just your mind playing tricks on you... "
" But, but, but... "
* Bang* Bang* Bang* Bang*
And just like that, another series of knocking coming from the front door was heard, now by everyone.
" See! There is something outside knocking on the front door! " Cat shouted at Naruto. He knew that there was only one thing he could do at this point. He rubbed his eyes, before standing up.
" Any of you guys awake? " he ask all his friends, that should be sleeping now, but maybe with all this noise someone would be still awake.
" Yeah, still awake here... " Beck answered Naruto, as he was a little bit restless.
" Can't really fall sleep when some one is banging on the door... " Andre trilled on, as he rub the his eyes. While they were the only two to actually reply back, everyone else was awake.
" Can you guys come with me to the front door just in case? " Naruto ask them, as it was a good idea to bring friends with you if that person was going to answer the front door late at night.
The guys nodded there headed and followed Naruto to the front door. In no time, the three guys reach the front door, and open it. But the moment the door was open they saw no one was standing there. Naruto open the second door to his home, as it was a screen door and walk outside to see if the streets had anyone strange walking around. But he saw no one any were. Naruto just shook it off, thinking that maybe all there minds were playing tricks on them now. He decided to walk back into the house and lock the door's behind him.
" No one was there. " Naruto told them with a little confused expression on his face, not knowing what was really gone.
" Maybe it was the wind... " Andre suggested to him, as they walked back to the living room.
" Could be... " Beck answered to him, as he knew that at times the door from his RV would make weird sounds with strong winds at time. Naruto shrugged his shoulders. Beck did have a point, winds can cause loud noises on screen doors. The three guys reached the living room and saw that some of the girls were sitting up.
" Hey, where's Tori and Cat? " Naruto ask the remaining people in the room, seeing as two people were gone at this moment.
" Cat needed to use the bathroom, but was to afraid to go by herself. So she took Tori with her, so that she can pee in peace. " Rex answered him, as the puppet was to tried to care what he said. In a minute the girls were back with the rest of the group.
" So, who was at the door? " Tori ask, as she went to take a seat on the floor.
" No, one... " Naruto answered her.
" Really?..." Cat frighteningly ask him.
" Cat, don't worry about it. It was the wind banging on the door. " Naruto tried to reassure her, as he knew that Cat would start to panic about it.
" But, but, but... " Before she could say anymore, a loud crash was heard, coming from the side of the house. Cat nearly jumped out of her skin at the sudden noise. Everyone else, just jump up slightly but merely out of surprise.
" Okay we will go check that out... together. " Naruto told her, seeing that it might of been some kind of animal that made the noise or the wind. And everyone knew he said that to calm Cat down. The gang went to the back door and open it. They headed outside to the side of the house to see what cause the noise. In no time they found what had cause the sound. It was a knock over trash can.
" Some animals most of knock it over. " Naruto told everyone, as he went to pick it up. Cat seem to have calmed down. Seeing that it was nothing to be afraid of, everyone went back inside.
" Hey, Naruto, did you leave the front door open? " Robbie ask him, as they walked into the living room and Robbie was able to see that the front door was open.
" No?... " Naruto ask him, with a confused expression on his face.
" Well its open. " Robbie told him, while pointing to the front door. Naruto went to go and see if the door was really open. He walked over to the front door and saw that it was actually open. And it wasn't just one of the doors open, both doors were open all the way. Naruto went to close it and lock it once again. He went to the closet and pull out a umbrella.
" What's the umbrella for? " Rex ask him, surprise that he was getting such a strange item for no reason that he could think of.
" Sssshhh... " Naruto whisper to him, as he tried to listen for any sound. " Someone might be in here... " Naruto whisper to him, knowing that they might be in danger.
" The only thing that's here that shouldn't be here is your evil mother and the evil witches known as Jade and Tayuya. " Rex ranted on, as he didn't enjoy the fact that these three women tried to hurt him in his life time.
" What did you say about me! " Jade shouted at him, while Tayuya cracked her knuckles getting ready to give the puppet a beat down.
" Uhmm uhmmm... zzzzz... " And just like that Rex was 'asleep.' He knew full well that these girls will destroy him if they had the chance.
" SSSHHH! " Naruto had to yell at them, seeing that with all this sound he wouldn't be able to hear anything but there heavy breathing. Jade seem token back that she got yelled at, but she let it slide. Naruto went back to trying to hear any strange noise that could be coming from inside his home. In no time he started to hear heavy foot steps coming from upstairs.
" Guys come with me. " Naruto order them to do, as he crept upstairs. The gang didn't want to fight him on this, and decided to follow him upstairs. Just in case he needed there backup. In no time they were all upstairs and trying to hear any sound coming from any where. They heard another sound coming from one of the guest rooms. The gang came to the door.
" Stay out here. " Naruto whisper to them, as he slowly open the door and closed it behind him. The moment he entered the room, everyone lean close to the door and wanted to see if they could hear everything that was happening in the room.
In no time they could hear Naruto confronting the intruder, then it sounded like the two started exchange words before the sounds of fist going off. After two minutes had passed, the gang couldn't hear any thing besides the sound of someone breathing to hard. The gang knew that there was only one thing that they could do. They open the door and prepared themselves for what ever was on the other side. The moment they entered the room, they saw that the umbrella that was in Naruto's hand was now on the floor, and they also saw a stranger was twisting Naruto's arm backwards.
" Hey let him go! " Cat shouted, as she saw her boyfriend in trouble. She did the one thing that only she could do, she grab the umbrella that was on the floor and swung for the intruder. Before the intruder could do anything to defend himself, the plastic umbrella stick hit him on the side and force him to hold onto his side. " Are you okay? " Cat ask her boyfriend, as she ran up to him and check up on him. Naruto nodded his head, as he rub his arm.
" What was that for! " The intruder shouted at her, not happy that he got attack. Everyone looked at him, as though he had gone crazy. He's asking why they attack him? Why? He broke into the house and attack Naruto.
" You broke into this house! You don't think were not going to attack you! " Andre shouted at him, not pleased that one of his friends was hurt right now.
" What? " The intruder shouted, as he seem surprise at hearing what they said about him. " I didn't break into any one home! He's my god son! " He told them, while pointing his finger at Naruto. Everyone's eyes widen at hearing that. They turned there heads to see what Naruto had to say about this.
" Yeah... He is my god father... " Everyone went to look at this intruder, and this time to get a really good look on him. He was a tall man with extremely long and spiky white hair tied back into a pony tail, with two shoulder-length bangs that framed both sides of his face. He also had red lines that ran down from his eyes.
" Can you guys all step out for a bit. I need to talk to him and figure out why he's here, and how he got in here. " Everyone didn't know what to say, but all did what he ask them to do. Now that left these two alone in the same room.
" Alright, Jiraiya, what are you doing here? " Naruto shouted at his god father, not happy about the unexpected visit from him.
" Those were some of the most beautiful under age girls I have ever seen! Please tell me that your getting nookie from one of them? " It seem as though he didn't hear Naruto's question.
" I'm dating one of them. And that's all I'm goi... "
" Really? Is it that Latina girl! I'm sure she's muy caliente in bed... Or, is it that little dark girl! I'm sure she's a dominatrix in bed... Or, is it one of those two red heads! Is it that one with the angry look in her eyes. I'm sure she's just wants to be tied up and done in so many ways. Or is it the other red head? The one that looks so innocence that she could break, the moment in bed. " Naruto couldn't believe what he was hearing from his god father. Don't get Naruto wrong, he knew that the girls he hung out with were all beautiful in there own way, but he never thought of any of them in that way.
" The red head innocence one! " Naruto yelled at him, knowing that it was pointless to tell him Cat's name.
" You dog! The innocence ones are always the freakiest one in bed! " He grab Naruto by his shoulder, feeling so proud that his god son had got a beautiful girl in his life. He was too happy to notice the fist coming for him. An in a second he was on the floor holding his stomach from the impact of Naruto's punch.
" There's a few rules I'm going to lay out for you! " Naruto shouted at him, while he cracked his knuckles, just in case he wasn't going to listen to the rules. " One! All the girls I know, you will never ask them to star in any of your movies! Two! You will not act like a perv while any one is around you that doesn't know you! Three! You will not tell my girlfriend that your a porn director! Or, a adult writer! She already knows you write books, but only the Gusty Ninja one's. My friends I think they kinda know that your a adult writer. Four! You will not tell anyone about you taking me to a porn set early this year! And Five! You will not tell any of them, about one of those girls hitting on me while we were at the set! Do you get the rules! " Naruto yelled at him, laying down the ground rules.
" Yes... " Jiraiya head fell down, as though he lost his pet puppy. But the next moment it was back up. " I don't know why your not bragging about almost getting a date with a porn actress. Natalie is only three years older then you. "
" The fact that she's in porn is a turn off! "
" What's your point? A lot of guys would pay to get a night with her... And she keeps asking for you when I film her. "
" Don't care! Now drop it! " Naruto growled at him. Jiraiya knew he shouldn't push his luck, when it came to Naruto and his anger. " If anyone I knew finds out about that, I'M GOING TO GET MY MOM! AND GRAND MOM TSUNADE! LOCK YOU IN A CLOSET FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT METAL BAT'S AND LET THEM TAKE THERE ANGER OUT ON YOU! THEN I WILL GRAB A RUSTY BLADE AND DIG IT ACROSS WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR! "
" Yes, sir... " Jiraiya was tumbling under his god son rage.
" Now, how long are you here for? " Naruto calmly ask him.
" A week, maybe... But I'm here also on business, so I won't really have time to hung out with you... " Jiraiya fearfully ask him.
" How did you even get in the house? "
" Your mom must of not have told you that I was coming to visit you. I tried knocking on the door, but no one answered. And I remember where she told me were she kept the spare key. After I found it, I hit a trash can knocking it over... " That answered the questions from earlier.
" Alright now that everyone is settle, you can meet my friends. " Naruto told him with a little bit to sweetly smile on his face. He open the door and allowed his friends to enter. Once everyone was inside, it was time for his introduction. " Everyone meet my god father Jiraiya. " And he was greeted with waves and small hellos.
" It's a pleasure to meet all friends of my god son. " He told them, with a smile.
But everyone could see that he was trying to hold himself in. He was sweating like there was no tomorrow. And for some strange reason they could tell Naruto had something to do with it, if him glaring daggers at the back of his skull and Jiraiya eyes doting back and fourth wasn't clue enough. But by this point, everyone was too tried to care that much. After the greeting, everyone headed back to bed, they can deal with what ever had happen later. For now, slumber was the only thing that was on there mind.
* End of chapter *
So what did you think
the movies that were said in this chapter are all real
a little bit over the top right
but I guess in some ways that just means that I'm really trying for all the readers to this story
the song in this chapter is called
Stand My Ground by Within Temptation
Tayuya will not be a main cast character in this story
so don't expect her to be in every future chapter from this point on
the next chapter is going to take elements from the episode Cat's new boyfriend
such as the throw back dance, the fish etc...
It won't have cat having a different boyfriend
the plot will be different though
it will have two Naruto's character's appearing in it
guess which two?
and before you ask, I wasn't planning to do episode 9-12
I already said that I wasn't going to
and the reason's are
the wi-fi in sky episode would be a little to hard to exactly do because no one is actually doing anything but talking on the computer and Naruto really wouldn't have much of a reason to video chat, another then to find out why Tori had yelled at Cat
Beck's big break is a episode that focus more on Beck and Tori then any other character in it, and Naruto wasn't going to try out for the film for reasons okay.
The ping pong episode one third was told in a flash back and another one third was Tori trying to get into the team, you have to remember Jade is the captain of the team and unlike Tori she doesn't hate Naruto.
Cat's new boyfriend is kind of happening so half half there
So review and tell me what you guys thought of this chapter
and before you ask, next chapter Jiraiya won't be in it
He was the guest character for this chapter
So
Review!