A/N: HEY THERE! JUST A LITTLE AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE. I'D LIKE TO THANK Y'ALL FOR AN INTERESTING GROUP! ALSO: I HAVE A POLL ON MY AUTHOR'S PAGE WHERE YOU CAN VOTE WHO YOU WANT TO WIN! VOTE FOR YOUR TOP 3, PLEASE! ONE MORE THING: THIS WON'T BE A TWO PART EPISODE, SO CHARACTERS WILL BE INTRODUCED, DO A CHALLENGE, AND VOTE SOMEONE OFF TO SAVE ME TIME AND TO KEEP YOU GUYS FROM WAITING TO LONG. CIAO!

"Welcome back to Total Drama: Vacation Island," began our beloved (though, almost evil) host, "Today, our 16 contestants will be revealed and split into two teams: team Festival and team Holiday. Our first team of the day is team Festival, consisting of Taya, Caige, Ruthie, Toby, Orchid, Jack, Sony, and Ashton."

The 8 contestants each came off one of the shabby yachts. First, the "Unicorn" Orchid, then the rapper Taya, then Youtuber Ashton and cute soccer player Caige. After them were cute redhead Ruthie, neutral Jack, photographer Toby, and the virtuoso, Sony.

"Yo, what up, Chris?" Taya asked.

"I am soo excited!" Orchid almost yelled.

Orchid blinked twice in response to Toby taking a photo of here with the flash on. "Why do you need to use your flash when it's so bright outside?" Ruthie inquired.

"Uh... Good point." Toby answered as he turned off his flash and snapped a photo of Ruthie whom sighed in response. "Do you only do photography or do you do videos to?" Ashton curiously asked.

"I dunno... I guess I can do both." Toby replied while snapping a photo of Jack.

"Ahem, anyways..." Chris continued, "Team 2, aka "Team Holiday" will be composed of Jake, Salmen, Sabrina, Cretia, Bryan, Maddie, Katrina, and Spike."

The bully, Spike, and the Punk, Bryan, came out of the yacht first, being followed by arrogant brainiac Katrina, the athletic Jake, the beautiful Sabrina, swimmer Maddie, party animal Cretia, and the mysterious Salmen.

"Just call me Sal, Chris." Salmen said.

"Woo! Team Holiday! Yeah!" Cretia cheered. "We represent Thanksgiving, Father's Day, Halloween, and-"

Spike interrupted her with a fake cough, "Oh no, I didn't want to interrupt what we all already knew!" Spike sarcastically said.

"Jerk." Cretia said, under her breath.

"ANYWAYS." Chris said, once again having to stop the side conversations. "We're going to cut to the chase." Chris pointed to a fishing shack near them on the coast. "See that small shack over there? That's your confessional for this season, the place where you'll reveal things to the audience that you don't want the rest of the cast to know." Then he pointed to the yachts the two teams arrived on, "Those yachts have two different rooms with two bunk beds each. One room for girls, one room for boys. Got it?"

There were know questions or objections from the cast, only whining.

*Static* (1)

"When I saw the yachts, there were two thoughts." Sabrina began, "'These yachts' are disgusting, and 'at least it's a yacht.'"

*Static*

"So, I was just assuming these yachts were safe... They wouldn't do anything to hurt a contestant... Right?" Katrina wondered.

*Static*

"Oh, stop complaining." Chris demanded. "Be happy for me - I sleep in that luxurious beach house over there! Anyways... Follow me to our first challenge!"

Chris lead the cast to a smiling Chef in front of two picnic tables. "This," Chris introduced, "Is Chef. The maker of the food that you'll be consuming for the next few weeks! Also, the person who prepared your first challenge!"

"You better be thankful you no-good-sunscreenless-phone-cravin' scallawags!" Chef shouted.

Chef moved aside to reveal that both tables had 80 shot glasses, each filled with a brown substance. Katrina quickly counted them and asked, "5 for each of us?"

"If you can drink 'em all!" said Chris with a huge grin. "The challenge is simple. You will all drink 1 glass of the mop-water, dog saliva, grease compound each round. If you throw up, you are out. The team with the most members in the end is victorious, and the losers will be sending someone off the island. to leave. and never come back. EVER. So, everyone get in a seat."

"Be thankful for this nasty juice, yeah right." Bryan mumbled, catching a glare from Chef.

"I'm not afraid to hurt some brat!" Chef yelled as Bryan scoffed.

"Now marks round 1, everyone: please drink your shot glasses!" Chris announced.

Maddie stared at her cup and gulped. "Oh gosh." she whispered to herself.

"I'm not doing this." Katrina said.

*Static*

"Pfft," began Katrina, "I'm not afraid to turn down this challenge. Like my team would vote off their smartest member."

*Static*

"Giving up in the first challenge, eh?" Chris commented. "Okay then, wonder if you'll still be on the island tomorrow."

Maddie took her cup in her hand, and quickly drank it. 'I barely tasted it..." she thought, 'probably because I drank it so fast...'

Jack slowly sipped his concoction, and gagged. "Um, Jack." Sabrina innocently asked, "You seem to have a skill in this challenge, could you do me a favor and gulp mine down too?"

*Static*

"I hated the 'drink' so much!" Jack yelled, "but how am I supposed to turn down a beautif- I mean person like that? Yeah... Person..."

*Static*

"Sure... I guess..." Jack said as he took Sabrina's shot for her. "Oh crap..." Jack said to himself, barely containing the contents of his stomach.

"Down the hatch it goes!" Cretia said as she poured the concoction into her mouth. However, when the first drop hit her tongue, she projectile vomited onto Spike who threw up in return, without drinking his glass. "That makes two out!" announced Chris.

Bryan laughed a bit, then looked at his own glass. "3.. 2... 1..." He counted down before drinking the glass whole. "S... So gross..." complained Bryan.

Sony held her nose as she drank her glass. "I just did that..." she said to herself, regretting drinking the shot glass.

Ruthie and Jack were the next two to drink their glasses, mirroring the same motions.

*Static*

"Huh... That was odd... There are theories about people who make the same motions to the same thing... But now... It could've just been a coincidence..." said Ruthie.

*Static*

Ruthie and Jack both felt their stomachs pushing the vomit into their mouths, but they managed to keep it down.

Toby drank his glass, but ran away to vomit right after.

"It couldn't possibly be THAT bad." Orchid commented. She drank her cup, and almost vomited. "N-Never mind."

"Yo, this looks nasty." Taya said. "There is no way I am drinkin' any of that mess."

Caige thought to himself, 'we cannot have less people in the next round than the other team... I have to drink this...' Caige drank his glass and almost spit all back out.

The team started cheering on for Ash to drink his glass, excluding Taya. Toby came back as Ashton drank his glass and Toby took a photo. "Oh ****" Ashton said under his breath.

"It's 6 vs 6! Time for round two!" Chris said. "This time, we added a little salt... Just kidding! We added a LOT of salt!"

Maddie was the first one to chug her drink down, again not tasting a thing. Jake attempted to drink his glass, but he turned around to vomit when the first drop touched his tongue.

"Ugh." Sabrina said, seeing her scape goat was eliminated from the challenge. She drank her glass, and vomited all over the ground. "Disgusting!" she shouted.

Sal drank his glass and winced, trying hard to keep his drink down.

Bryan drank his glass quickly, and was barely able to keep it in his stomach.

"This is very unhealthy and dangerous. I forfeit." Said Ruthie. "Drinking too much salt can lead to dehydration and ultimately death. I'm out."

"Unhealthy? Soda is unhealthy too, I could totes do this." Orchid said, slightly nervous. She drank her cup and a tear rolled down her face and she began to rapidly cough. "That didn't go down (Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough) the way it should've..."

Sony drank her cup of nasty and just a little came back up. "Sorry, Sony." Chris said, not really sorry, "But, you're still out."

Ashton, Caige, and Jack each drank their cup.

"4 vs 3." Chris announced, "Jack, Ashton, Orchid, and Caige vs Maddie, Bryan, and Sal. Oh! And this time, there'll be mouse droppings!"

Upon hearing the new ingredient, Maddie, Orchid, and Caige threw up. "Make that 2 vs 2." Chris corrected himself.

'Come on, Jack.' Jack thought, 'You can do this...' Jack gulped down the shot glass, but threw up chunks. However, Ashton was able to keep it down. Bryan threw up when he saw Ashton gulp down his shot glass and threw up on the table.

"One vs One! This is getting exciting!" Chris commentated!

"You can totally do it!" Cretia cheered.

"Says McBarfsAlot." teased Spike, upset that Cretia got him eliminated.

Sal poured the drink into his mouth and it grew silent as everyone waited to see what would happen. Salmen had began coughing until he eventually barfed.

"Team Festival wins the first challenge!" Chris announced as the said team cheered. "Sorry, Holidays. But, I'll be seeing you at the elimination ceremony.

Chris had miniature beach balls in his hands and gave a speech. "These beach balls. These are your sign of continuing your time on the island. If you don't get one, your out. Never to return. EVER. If you do get one, be hopeful that you won't lose again, or at least that you won't be the one voted off next. So, without further ado... the first beach ball goes to...

Salmen. Dude, you were the last one on your team to be eliminated. You deserve it.

Bryan.

Maddie.

Sabrina.

Jake.

and... Spike.

Katrina. You were the first to give up the challenge, and you did not even get through one round. Cretia, after you threw up your chunks, you got someone else on your team eliminated. The persong going home with 2 votes against them is...

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Cretia."

Cretia's jaw dropped. "O... Okay. Whatever. See ya guys at the finale... I guess..." Cretia said, slightly depressed. She gave a wink to Chris before Chef escorted her to the yacht.

Once there, Chef put her in a cannon on the side facing sea-wards. "Any last words?" Chef asked. "Nope." replied Cretia, bracing her face for possible impact. At the press of a button, Chef sent Cretia through the air via the cannon.

The camera zoomed out to show Chris. "There ya have it. The first elimination ceremony! Team Holiday seems to have a bad start, but let's see if they can get their game together! Stay tuned for drama, next time on Total. Drama. VACATION. ISLAND!

(Votes)

Katrina: I vote Cretia. I'm pretty much sure the Spike is gonna vote for her. So... Yeah. Nothing personal.

Cretia: I vote Katrina. She didn't even try!

Maddie: I'm going to have to vote for Spike... He doesn't come off as the nicest guy...

Spike: Cretia is out. No one gets throw up on me and gets away with it!

Bryan: I wish I could vote Chef off for being the worst cook. Ever. But, I guess I'd have to vote for Maddie. She threw up without drinking anything. Weak.

Sabrina: Bryan. I feel as if his poor relationship with Chef is going to be bad for this team, and ultimately: bad for me.

Jake: Sabrina has got to go. She's making me do challenges for her. But.. Uh... Maybe Sal instead?

Sal: Sabrina. She is of no use to the team.

(1): When you see the word *static* and a single character's dialogue shows up after, it means that they are in the confessional.

A/N: Sorry Cretia, but I guess some people just don't like barf on them. Weird, huh? Anyways, that's the first chapter! Hope ya enjoyed it!