Mario was hoping there would be no shenanigans this morning. Spring finally came to the Smash Mansion, and Mario wanted to enjoy it. Sadly, the person on the other side of the door had other ideas. As soon as Mario flung the door open, his face was greeted with a "FALCON...PUNCH!" Mario slammed into the nearby wall, while Captain Falcon fell to the floor, laughing himself silly.
Upon hearing the impact, the other Smashers dashed onto the balcony of the stairs. On one end, they saw Mario, looking like he would puke out Samus' tacos. On the other hand, they saw Captain Falcon, still laughing a little bit, as he turned to the Smashers and taunted, "Show me your moves!" At this Luigi ran towards the famed racer/bounty hunter to avenge his brother. He was completely oblivious to the set-up!
Once Luigi was in range, Captain Falcon jumped out of the way, revealing Ness. "PK FIRE!" he cried, unleashing a merciless fire pillar against Luigi. Once the impact was over, Luigi fainted from shock, and Ness, like Captain Falcon, fell on the floor laughing. Kirby probably would have joined in, had it not been for the fact that he was a little ticked off. Samus shared his disapproval, and both of them lunged for the pranksters!
It had only been two minutes, and Captain Falcon suddenly began begging for mercy. Ness, right beside him, shook his head in disappointment. Samus and Kirby we're celebrating their victory, while Lugi was helping his brother regain balance, and hoping he wouldn't puke out tacos. Speak of which, in all of the excitement brought up by the two new residents to Smash Mansion, lunch time was finally on the clock. As a delicious smell snuck out of the kitchen, the Smashers walked towards it, drooling...
You have to give credit to Link, he could make delicious fried chicken with biscuits and gravy (or was it fried cucco?). Master Hand and Crazy Hand also decided to join the Smashers at lunch, for they had a very important announcement. "As you all should know by now," Master Hand began, "Captain Falcon and Ness have decided to join us in the Smash Mansion once again!" "Why does it matter again?" asked Link rather rudely. Crazy Hand decided to answer Link's question by saying,"Because, dummy, the next few fighters are going to be from Melee. Then Brawl, and then, you'll get to see some newcomers! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Link was sulking a bit in his chair at Crazy Hand's answer. Fox joined in, asking, "How do you even know all of this?" "Well, one, we're both the all knowing hands off the universe...," began Master Hand. "...and two," continued Crazy Hand,"the guy who's documenting the whole thing wants us to know!" At this, all the Smashers turned their faces to the guy typing words on the screen. He sighed, muttering to himself, "Why did this fourth wall break come so soon?" Then, quickly, he turned the attention back to the FanFiction at hand.
A few minutes after lunch, the Smashers were helping Captain Falcon and Ness settle into their rooms. When they were finished, Captain Falcon decided to play some F-Zero, while Ness was busy playing a fan-dubbed version of Mother 3. The other Smashers retired to their rooms to play video games, watch TV, or, in Jigglypuff's, Luigi's, and Kirby's case, take a nap. All was peaceful, until Ness and Captain Falcon got bored...
Ness decided to torture Kirby by constantly thrashing him with PK Thunder. When the puffball woke up from his sleep and opened the door, Ness attempted to thrash into him using PK Thunder. Unfortunately, he completely forgot about Kirby's inhale, as he got sucked into the pink void. Luckily, Kirby wasn't in the mood to copy Ness. Unluckily, Kirby spat him into the wall and activated his Smash Glow. Ness' eyes widened as he attempted to flee with Kirby right on his heels.
Luigi didn't have Kirby's luck, or any luck for that matter, against Captain Falcon. The captain probably got a dozen Falcon Kicks with Luigi's cowardly behavior. It was on the 13th kick that Luigi somehow grabbed Captain Falcon, flung him out the door, and activated his Smash Glow. Captain Falcon intended to mossy on over and teach the "green bean" a lesson. Unfortunately, one look at Luigi's Smash Glow was enough for Captain Falcon to flee.
The commotion once again caught the Smashers attention. They looked down from the stairwell to find Captain Falcon and Ness cowering in front the Smash Glowing Luigi and Kirby. They expected Final Smashes, but didn't expect the Final Smashes executed. The looks of Kirby's Ultra Sword and Luigi's Poltergust 5000 were enough to send a chill down anyone's spine. For the rest of the day, not one smasher dared to cross those two. Not even Mario...