It's Cia Time! We're starting off with Cia's part on Skyloft, then next chapter is Twilight Realm and Death Mountain.

I know I haven't done Volga and Wizzro (especially Wizzro) as well as everyone else since Chapter 1, or in Volga's case, Chapter 6. I don't like Wizzro, but I love Volga. So, to be 'fair', this chapter will be Volga centric, Cia and Wizzro will have Twilight Realm,

Last note...ARE YOU READY FOR FABULOUSNESS? Let rainbows fill your heart.

'Damn that sex hungry witch! Why humans partake in such gross thing is beyond me!'

Volga wished he could silence the witch forever. Even he needs his beauty sleep.

Cia was celebrating. In her own way. She kissed the Hero (no matter the results) and gained the Triforce. Good day for her. But she still felt...like something was missing. That's why she had Dark Link. To fill what was missing.

Volga, however, couldn't stand her screaming. Once, twice, or three times a week this would happen. 'It's a f******* fake Hero, and she's acting as if it is the real deal. Probably she should've use these instead. I could back home, enjoying peace.'

10 minutes later, and Volga decided he had enough. He went into her room. He saw Dark Link pleasing Cia

Now Volga looks like he doesn't have eyes. I don't know how he sees anything, but I guess the 'eyes' on his helmet is how. Let's roll with that. Now if he was human, he would probably be either embarrassed to see this and run or would watch while being embarrassed. Instead, he ended the Dark Link's little pleasure session.

"Volga. Never thought of you as the jealous type. I was enjoying myself so well. Care to join?"

"Yes." He covered her up with her bed sheets. "Happy?"

She was the opposite.

"Good. Now let me sleep before we hit the island tomorrow."

She closed the door using magic. "Volga, why do you deny me simple pleasures? Jealous that you can't partake of them on your own?"

"Don't get any ideas that I want to do that!"

"Wait! You want human desires, don't you?" She got him. He wasn't going to admit it, but yes. Volga hated who he was. He wanted to be human again since he accepted his powers 500 years ago. He separated from the humans only a century ago to live in the Eldin Caves.

He couldn't his sadness. "No."

"Why?"

"Because...it has been too long."

She held his hand and brought him to sit beside her. "Tell me everything."

"Everything?"

"Yes. I wanna know how big bad Volga came to be. Then you can leave."

He sighed. "It was 500 years ago when I became who I am. I was a general in the Hyrulean Army, and were fighting against Holodrum and Labrynna. We were losing a battle, and I got wounded and left for dead in the Eldin Caves. When I woke, a dragon was in front of me, and it made a proposition. In exchange for my human side, I would be given power to defeat them. We know the result. I fought my enemies, but my brothers became fearful of me. They believe General Volgan was dead. For centuries, I battle with worthy foes, but I couldn't stand being around normal humans. You know the rest."

To say Cia felt sympathetic for the knight was correct. Both had something taken from them, and they'll do anything to get it back. "Volga, you know I value your expertise. Those Hyruleans are scared of true power. But why do you fight?"

"Because its all of my humanity I have left. A fighting spirit." She put a hand on his blackened eyes. Calling on a spell, she saw its true color: Blue.

The blue captured her, and she kissed one of them before they returned to black. "Blue eyes you have. Looks like the dragon didn't take everything from you."

The knight smiled. A genuine smile. For the first time in 500 years, he smile a genuine smile. Not of victory. But of inner peace. He may hate Cia, but she helped him remember his humanity. He turned to her. "I guess I should thank you, Cia."

She giggled, then said in a seductive whisper, "It's better late than never."

"Agreed."

Did I just make this CiaxVolga? Woah. Let's get to action!

The island...islands were in turmoil when the Dark Forces arrived. The Knights of Skyloft, famous, in our time, for having the second hero and Hylia's reincarnation, were battling Stalchildren, Stalfoses, and Stalmasters. However, this wasn't what brought her here.

Cia sensed a powerful presence, she wants it, you know, typical bad guy...girl stuff. But like a 5 star villain...

"A demon and its pet. Oh, how I'd love to tame them. But I worry that they're too much for me to handle, even for me."

'Typical women.' Volga didn't really understand. Why come here not to fight? Why wage war if you're just gonna relax? These are the questions that swam through his head as he turned bones to ashes.

"In that case...why not exploit the strength of the local humans?"

'Stupid wizard. Those humans are training yard dummies.'

"Hmmm...nice plan. First, we need to win the trust of these people. So take back on of their keeps as a start. Volga, take the Central Square." Volga entered the said keep (on his own accord) and expertly finished anything in his way. He was a wrecking ball in a human body. He was a one man army. He was the dragon knight.

'Worthless skeletons. Should've stayed in the grave.' Once the Central Square and, by Wizzro, the S. Rockface Keep were taken, Cia said the one thing Volga never thought he would her.

"Volga, get the humans to side with us. Be polite and diplomatic."

'Diplomancy is for the weak.' Seeing a Skyloft captain, he spoke. "I've come to...ugh...aid your cause. Together we can make short work of these creatures." That was not easy.

"Thank you. We'll take all the help we can get." Out of the blue, a...blue thing appeared. It looked feminine, with a half blue, half purple body. She had...a cape for arms.

'Weirdos are everywhere.' The thing spoke, "I must recommend you prioritize the defeat of the demon and the Imprisoned above all other tasks."

"Sounds like a challenge. Where are they?"

"South of here. I wouldn't-" The knight ran off.

White hair. White attire. Red cape. Only one guy can look so FABULOUS.

"Who dares interfere in the works of Lord Ghirahim? I must punish you most...deliciously."

It was some time after the defeat of Demise, and Ghirahim wanted revenge. But for some reason, the Hero and Hylia wasn't around.

'Is this the future? Past? Time travel?' All he knew that there was a very pretty light show when he arrived on Skyloft. He was then winning by a margin...then reinforcements arrived.

"If the mice want to play with the big cats, then those mice shall be a very delicate dinner." Remember that fabulous tongue. It went across his lips and the Demon Blade as he went to Cia's base.

Meeting the Dark Forces, he hit them with quick thrusts and sent them levitating before raising them into a black and brown pattern platform. Next, he first created a small circle that paralyzed the pigs, followed by several knives bringing them into a huddle and finishing by driving himself, as a sword, into them from above. "Ahh, refreshing. Memories of a time when everything was going well."

He sent a beam from his sword at the incoming Moblins before impaling them with swords on the ground. Doing a quick dance and snapping, he summoned false Bokoblins that ran forwards and attack the real ones before exploding.

"They say mockery is the best form of flattery. Hope whoever's in charge is indeed flattered." He jumped in the air, summoning the same platform, this time raising enemies, and crashing then back to the ground. "What goes up, must come down hard." Sword strike, two knife throws, three quick strikes while teleporting, another set of quick strikes, and followed by a giant sword swing, Ghirahim nearly made it to the base. He summoned a barrier around the enemies between him and the base, bowing as he did, and knives struck the enemies inside before dark energy swooped inside and took out the barrier and anyone inside or near it.

Arriving, he felt a familiar presence, one he thought forever gone.

'Master?'

Volga made it to The Imprisoned, and continuously hit it. It wasn't fazed by the attacks, and that made Volga mad. So he stabbed its toe.

KERBLOOSH!

"Oh. Should've saw that." Volga made quick work of the toes, and the monster fell. Volga attacked, but then the monster started to... crawl? When it stood and regenerated its toes, Volga charged up his powers before ramming the monster. Toes once again destroyed, monster on the ground. Swing, swing, swing, twirl and stab, raise fire and hell, and ram it. The Imprisoned recovered, crawled, and stood once more, but this time, with each step, red energy would appear. Volga turned into a dragon and rammed the feet, conquering The Imprisoned fell once more, and with a slash up the mouth and an aerial stab, it was finished by the dragon knight.

'Best fight today.'

Ghirahim felt The Imprisoned's energy leave. "The Imprisoned has fallen? How? Well, I can still turn this around if I can take their base." He entered, and was surrounded.

Four dark figures and a female were around him. "Ghirahim. Servant to the Demon King. Hello, I am Cia. They are Dark Links. I have a proposition. I figure you want revenge against the Hero and Hylia. I can grant that, in exchange for loyalty."

Ghirahim sensed the presence once again. 'Its inside the sorceress...could it be? No, impossible.' "I underestimated you and the depths to which you would sink to win. Obvoiusly I could learn from you. I shall join you."

"Welcome back, Ghirahim." Ghirahim only heard the voice.

'Master?'

'What a suck up.' "That's it? Your obedience is bought so cheaply?"

Cia shushed her knight. "I'm not complaining. And now that we have tamed the demon tribe, we have no further use for the humans of this land."

The Dark Forces and Ghirahim's Forces attacked the Skyloftian warriors. Fi however called for reinforcements and gave instructions. "A source of great evil has been identified within the enemy sorceress. Recommend directing maximum force against her."

"Leave her to me, Fi."

"That sword spirit is the only thing keeping the human army together. If we defeat her, their ranks will crumble."

Volga and Ghirahim led the charge, taking out the humans and capturing and keeps in the way. However, there was a ball and chain in the way. Do I really need to tell you who it is?

'Him! So this is after Demise's defeat.' "YOU! YOU RED HEAD RHINOCEROS! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME YET AGAIN!"

"The name is Groose, and I'm about to go loose on-" Groose was sent flying into a building by Volga.

"Much better." The duo made it to the enemy's base, where Fi was. She was no match for them, and when Wizzro showed, it was finished. The Skyloft troops retreated on their loftwings, regrouping for another attack.

"And, with that, the land in the sky is mine!"

Ghirahim bowed to her. "I bow to your strength. Please, allow me to conquer the rest of the world for you. You deserve it, Mistress."

"Good. Volga, stay here with Ghirahim. You know they're coming back, and if those fools with my beloved show up, you know what to do. Wizzro, we got more work to do." She started to walk away before turning around. "Oh, Volga."

"Yes, Cia."

"Don't have as much fun as you did this morning." They both smiled before the witch and Poe disappeared.

Fi returned to the Goddess Sword. Probability of Link showing up is 0%. Probability of the Hero of this new era eventually appearing is 100%. I will stand by until then."

Groose stared at the ceiling of the building he was in. "Guess I was Groosin' for a brusin'." He saw a musical box next to him and opened it. It played the song he really hates.

Back in the world of Skyward Sword, Link, Zelda Pipit, Karene, Fledge, Cawlin, and Stritch were beyond confused. Riding their Loftwings to assist Skyloft, they saw it...disappear. The Sealed Grounds also did the same. Groose was the only one to make it.

"Zelda?"

"Yes."

"Are we dreaming?"

"Nope."

"Damn."

Because the Links and Zeldas and other VIPS of these eras don't appear in the game, I theorized that the specific locations in the game were...transported from one time to another. It makes sense, I guess.

However, Groose Is Set Loose so that Skyward Sword can have two reps like the other two eras.

I also guess this was a Volga and Ghirahim centric chapter. I LOVE Ghirahim. We all do.

Speaking of Volga, I basically think that's the reason he prefers his human form instead of his dragon form. He wants to be human. Will he get his wish is basically my decision. You know how he repaided Cia. But I'm not shipping them...although they would be a great couple...hmmm.

Twilight Realm with Midna and Zanty Pants next.