The morning was slow, as the Smashers had decided to sleep in for the day. Well, everyone except Mario and Kirby, who were balancing themselves on the rim of the balcony. They were having so much fun doing so, they didn't even notice Donkey Kong and Yoshi sneaking from behind. With one swift motion, Mario and Kirby were knocked off and were heading towards the ground, while the two responsible were laughing their heads off.
Mario and Kirby never reached the ground, to the pranksters' chagrin. Rather, a mysterious yellow and dark blue blur swooped in and saved Mario and Kirby, respectively. After crashing into the wall do to the force of impact, it was revealed that the two blurs were Wario and Meta Knight. Off to the side, King Dedede was laughing his head off at the sight.
Upon seeing the commotion, Donkey Kong and Yoshi rounded up the Smashers, who weren't very happy about the situation. Upon entering the scene, Kirby quickly explained the events that just occurred, and Mario introduced the three newcomers. Link scratched his head. "What is it?" asked Samus, shortly after noticing his sudden change of demeanor.
"Well," Link began, "I just realized these visitors are from Brawl. So, if I'm correct, then that means no one else from Melee is coming back!" The crowd gasped in shock. "None... save I," said a mysterious figure. Everyone turned their heads around, and their jaws went slack when they saw the one and only... Marth. Link grumbled,"I was especially hopping he wouldn't be back..."
"But you are right about one thing, Link," Marth continued. "No one else is coming back from Melee," At first the Smashers were a bit confused, even Marth himself. Then, the truth slapped Pikachu, Link, Kirby, and Marth right in the face. Respectively, each of these Smashers got to their knees, and shouted, "MEWTWO! PICHU!" "YOUNG LINK!" "ICE CLIMBERS!" "ROY!"
Okay, drama over. For the Smashers, it was time for brunch. Marth decided to make some refined Breaded Tilapia with seasonings and a hint of lemon. The Smashers dove in, but one was suspicious. Fox kept eying Marth questioningly. Finally, he blurted, "How did you get in?" Marth paused, then casually replied,"I broke in and got settled in the mansion. I'm pretty sure the author would care to explain?"
Once again, everyone turned to face the guy who was typing the whole story. He face palmed himself and said,"Marth was supposed to be before Peach, Bowser, Sheik, and Zelda, but it slipped my mind, so I put him in this chapter to make up for it. Happy?" the author explained. Everyone glared at him, especially Marth. He sighed, and typed up the next paragraph rather furiously. "This is what you get for criticizing me in a fourth wall break," he whispered ominously.
The Smashers were left confused at this statement. All was revealed, however, when Master Hand slammed through the kitchen door, screeching, "CRAZY HAND'S LOST HIS MIND! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" The Smashers were dashing left and right in a miscellaneous blur, as Crazy Hand attacked blindly with full force. Marth was especially damaged, and was pleading to the author to end the insanity.
Meta Knight had warped behind Crazy Hand (somehow without his knowledge), and activated his Smash Glow. The devastating slash from his Final Smash was enough to snap Crazy Hand back to his senses (or the lack of them). Everyone was panting, thanking Master Hand that it was over. Wario was glaring at the author, and farted right in his face. The author didn't smell a thing, and smirked at the chaos he had caused. Then, he disappeared.
Dinner was just pizza that night. But the social tensions weren't as uptight. Sheik and Captain Falcon were nuzzling with each other, the Mario Bros, Dr. Mario, and Wario were discussing what this iteration of Smash Bros. had in store, while Link and Marth were busy battling each other elsewhere for the last slice of pizza. Little did they know Kirby was already eating the precious triangle...