Ganondorf was watching "This Is Sparta! ~Brawl Edition" by ElectroBlade, enticed by his own narcissistic desire. He didn't even notice a certain red capped monkey as it snuck behind him to leave a banana peel. When he tried walking back to his room, he slipped on said banana peel, seeing both his life and a red cap flash before his eyes, as he fell to the ground with a "CRASH!"
Samus was talking to her Zero Suit counterpart, who had arrived along with Diddy Kong, Charizard, and Ike. Samus was still trying to comprehend why the two were separate entities. As far as Zero Suit Samus knew, it was the same thing with Sheik and Zelda. ZS Samus decided to leave, seeking revenge on a certain orange Fire Type Pokémon. Samus decided to go see Mr. Game Watch.
ZS Samus wasn't the only person Charizard ticked off. He had also gotten on Yoshi's bad side, who was currently chasing Charizard in his Super Dragon form. Charizard winced, wishing he activated his Smash Glow sooner. Then, dumb luck hit Charizard, as Yoshi rammed into a support beam in the mansion. Charizard would have celebrated, had a familiar voice not said, "You're mine..."
Ganondorf was pummeling Ness. He mistook him for Diddy Kong, seeing as the culprit wore a red hat. "He's not the one you're looking for..." said Ike as he emerged from the shadows. Ganondorf looked confused. Ike threw his two handed sword right over a sneaking Diddy Kong. "He is..." Ike pointed at Diddy Kong, who screeched and ran away. Ike yanked his sword out of the wall and ran after his target. Ganondorf was still confused, and Ness ran away.
Cue the comedic chase background music. Charizard and Diddy Kong were running left and right, avoiding ZS Samus and Ike respectively. The chase went on for three straight hours. Finally, an agitated Mr. Game Watch dropped the hammers, stopping the rampaging beast in their paths. He wouldn't let their hunters go either. For him, it was time to get some answers...
Unfortunately, we will never know those answers, because it's time for dinner. The Smashers gathered around the table for Zelda's grilled cucco, seasoned to perfection, with a side of mash potatoes and gravy. The dug in like a batch of wild animals, not noticing how Peach was sneaking up to Bowser with a frying pan in her hand. Luigi saw this, and screamed,"Mama-miaaaaaaaaaaaa!" This promptly gave Bowser the green light to roast Peach, who promptly fainted.
The room was silent and stiff. Sheik was holding on to Captain Falcon, though she wouldn't admit she was scared. Mario was twitching in rage. Pummeling Bowser was nothing new, however, what was new was who DID pummel Bowser. Dr. Mario hit Bowser out of the kitchen and into the training room using a well timed kick. The next few minutes for Bowser would be worse than taking on a Dry Bowser with Power-Ups turned off.
Dr. Mario was brushing the ashes of off his lab coat, while Bowser limped to the ER. Ganondorf grunted in disapproval of Bowser's defeat, while Captain Falcon, Link, and Luigi were celebrating the battle. Zelda, Sheik, Peach, and Jigglypuff were giggling at the mishap, and everyone else was in their rooms during who knows what. The day could have been more or less over... for most people...
Ness was fortifying his room after the Ganondorf incident, and Mr. Game Watch was playing security guard, patrolling the mansion grounds. Elsewhere, Marth was in the training room, mastering his spacing, and Fox and Falco were in the kitchen, most likely arguing. Mario and Master Hand were monitoring the Smashers, and were laughing their heads (?) off at what everyone was doing at night...