Samus was at the door that day. She had woken up to the sound of... nothing. The mansion was quite peaceful that morning. Probably because everyone was bored. After a nice breakfast of bacon and eggs, compliments of Sheik, most of the Smashers were playing video games, or outside taking in the fresh air. Samus finally opened the door, catching herself from being lost in thought. The second the door opened, she face palmed. The peace of the Smash Mansion had been compromised.
Link was trying to complete Windwaker HD, but he was mostly distracted by the lovely graphics. He didn't notice a small, green capped boy sneak behind his TV to unplug the outlet. Link blinked at the blank screen for the moment. Then he looked behind the TV. Toon Link was covering his mouth, trying not to laugh with all his might. Link was just the opposite. He grabbed his Master Sword, and began his mad dash for revenge.
Pikachu was attempting to meditate. He didn't expect a partner, much less Lucario. Nonetheless, it wasn't awkward between the two. However, between breathing and clearing the mind, Lucario noticed Meta Knight in the distance. Pikachu froze. The two warriors continued studying one another. Finally, Meta Knight teleported. Pikachu made a bee line for Dr. Mario, as the two warriors waged combat...
R.O.B. was in an argument with Samus. The two weren't seeing eye-to-eye when it came to robots truly having feelings. "I may be a seemingly emotionless programmed hunk of metal, but I believe I am capable of feelings!" declared R.O.B. Samus retorted, "So your saying my Power Suit can have feelings?!" Kirby sighed at Samus' point of view. He tapped her shoulder, and showed her the final cutscene of Kirby: Planet Robobot.
Poor Mario did not realize his fun in the sun would be short lived. He was laying in the lush grass alongside Peach and Luigi. Everything was going so well... until five minutes passed. A familiar blue blur ran circles around the Mushroom Kingdom residents. Peach screamed, Mario was flabbergasted, and Luigi was blindly shooting his Green Missile technique left and right! When Sonic finally stopped boasting his speed, he met the tough end of Mario's forward aerial. Luigi made a mental note to make an appointment with Dr. Mario...
The poor doctor had his work cut out for him. First, he had to tranquilize Link and give Toon Link gauze bandages to heal his slash wounds. Then, he needed to pry Lucario and Meta Knight apart from each other before any more bruises could be gained. Afterwards, he needed to play psychologist for a devestated Samus. Finally, he faced the most dreaded task of all: trying to convince Mario and Sonic they were on equal footing. "While Sonic has Death Battle in the bag, it appears Mario has the 1.1.6 tier list, therefore, blah blah blah..."
The Smashers had gathered for dinner, considering that lunch had been wasted over the day's shenanigans. Tensions were high, but the Smashers did a good job of composing themselves. Crazy Hand was present to declare an announcement, while Master Hand was taking a well-deserved nap. R.O.B. had taken the burden of preparing a casual buffet of burgers, pizza, chicken tenders, and hot dogs (as well as their vegetarian counterparts).
As the Smashers were chowing down, Crazy Hand cleared his throat(?). "Well, Smashers," he began,"the roster of Smash veterans has been complete," Everyone stopped eating at this, except for Kirby of course. "There will be no more returning veterans for the rest of this Smash Bros. iteration. In a few days, newcomers will be brought forth to Smash Mansion. Now, with that said," The Smashers leaned in, anticipating Crazy Hand's next words. "LET'S CHOW DOWN!"
The Smashers' tensions had faded. Dr. Mario was giving Mario the link to a 1.1.6 tier list video [ it's "Smash Bros. 1.1.6 Tier List [Updated] by TheKingRiki" by the way], and other Smashers were either heading to bed or helping the new arrivals settle in. Luigi helped Sonic, Kirby helped Lucario, Zelda helped Toon Link, and ZS Samus helped R.O.B. For the future ahead, it was done with the old, and starting with the new...