There was nothing to do that day. The Smashers were bored out of their minds. All that was for breakfast was breakfast shakes. No one was putting any real effort into finding anything to do. Kirby stared at the chandelier, feeling utterly helpless... and hungry. His head then turned to Mario and Dr. Mario. A thought clicked in his head. He took out a note pad and a pen.

Kirby pitched his idea of a "Clone and Kinda-Clone War" to the Smashers. Characters who were similar by moveset or by relation would be pit against one another on a random omega stage. The reward per match would have to be decided before the battle began. R.O.B., Ness, and Sheik would be the judge's panel. Since the Smashers were both bored and interested, the vote was unanimous. Ness began writing the match ups, and Sheik was typing in the calculations.

The first battle was Mario vs. Dr. Mario. The reward would be Princess Peach, or a clone rather ( R.O.B. had some mad skills ;-) ). The battle took place on Yoshi's Island. Though the tier list from Chapter 11 stated otherwise by a large margin, Dr. Mario won the day by both a good start and raw power. The doctor retreated to his room to enjoy time with his Peach, while Mario (though still in good spirits) was being cherished by the real Peach.

Link and Toon Link were next, and they battled on the Pikmin stage known as Distant Planet. Again the tier list faltered, as Link took victory in less than a minute. Link received a kiss from Zelda (the prize), while Toon Link sulked in the corner, before being caught off guard by a kiss from Sheik. Kirby and Meta Knight had agreed that of Kirby won, Meta Knight had to take off his mask. The tier list did not fail this time, as Meta Knight won the match and his mask, in spite of being copied and missing his final smash...

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were next. Their prize was a bowl of bananas. Before they even began, they realized they were playing Peach's Castle from the first Smash Bros, but it had the label "DLC" Weird as it was, the tier list once again was violated, as Donkey Kong emerged victorious. Next was Samus and ZS Samus, on the retro Balloon Fight stage. Against both odds and the tier list, Samus emerged victorious. Her Zero Suit counterpart sighed, as she retreated to her gunship to apply a Power Suit.

It was Fox and Falco time, and the winner could ride in their Arwing 'til the end of the day. Again, they came across a "DLC" stage named Hyrule Castle, from the original Smash Bros. Falco gained victory without the tier list and with a good start. He jumped in his Arwing, declaring,"Personally, I prefer the air," Then came the dreaded Captain Falcon vs. Ganondorf. This stage was even stranger being labelled,"DLC Bundle: Midgar," Ganondorf pulled off a non-tier list victory, and happily accepted the keys to the Blue Falcon, while Captain Falcon sobbed.

Zelda and Sheik ended up on a Spirit Train stage. The winner would get to use Toon Link (the real one) as their personal teddy bear. Link was flabbergasted, as was the tier list. Zelda pulled off victory, and Toon Link began running for freedom. Then came Marth and Ike. They were on the Unova Pokémon League stage. The tier list cried tears of joy, as Marth won with both spacing and perfect countering. Ike handed over his head band, and Marth held it over his head in victory.

Mr. Game Watch and R.O.B. ironically found themselves on the Paper Mario stage, which looked quite new. The tier list was beaten to the ground, as Mr. Game and Watch snatched the victory and R.O.B.'s Gyro with his excellent grab game. Wario and Luigi stepped up to the plate, or on the PictoChat 2 stage to be precise. The winner would get a sack of gold. Luigi had the cards, and the tier list, in his favor. Alas, his lack of recovery earned Wario both victory and gold.

Finally, Olimar and Alph were selected, and found themselves in a PAC-MAZE stage. Confusion once again struck the Smashers, but nonetheless the explorers sparred anyway. The tier list was in Olimar's favor somehow, as he won the match, as well as poor Alph's Pikmin. As if on cue, all the present Smashers fainted from exhaustion, except for those who didn't participate.

ZS Samus, finally back in her Zero Suit, had brought Chick-Fil-A Sandwiches and Lemonade for dinner. Everyone was digging in to the hearty meal, but Luigi and Link looked a little ominous. Peach pipped in, "What's wrong?" Luigi began by saying, "First, those weird new and DLC stages,""And second," Link added,"tomorrow is Chapter 13..." The Smashers looked confused. Then Link and Luigi pointed to their GREEN clothes. Their message finally clicked...

P.S. If you didn't get the last paragraph, the number 13 is unlucky in superstition, so I figured Chapter 13 would be like St. Patrick's Day. Specifically, the part where you need to wear green... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Bye!