Every Smasher at the mansion had just left Master Hand's meeting concerning the stages. Apparently, some of the stages were to be kept secret, but now, security measures would be taken! But that was the least of the Smashers' worries. Today was Chapter 13. On Chapter 13, you either wore green... or got pummeled without wearing it...
Dr. Mario was sneaking to the trash can in his green lab coat. Mario, in green attire, along with Luigi, in his normal attire, were passing through when they noticed him. "Dr. Mario," they brothers greeted, suspicious of the doctor. "Mario Bros.," Dr. Mario greeted, equally suspicious. The doctor explained he was getting rid of the tier list he came across. The brothers decided it would be best to leave well enough alone...
Samus and ZS Samus were lounging around in their gunship. They made sure they were both wearing some form of green, not wanting to get pinched by themselves. How embarrassing would that be!? Eventually, the two bounty hunters cracked under the pressure, and completely ditched their green clothing. What they failed to notice was the green clad Captain Falcon, "vigilantly supervising" his fellow bounty hunters...
Since four of the Smashers had green as their default palette swap, they became the unofficial 'Green Guard,' Captain Falcon was just being a 'Peeping Tom' as the saying goes. Link, Yoshi, Luigi, and Toon Link were actually SERIOUS when it came to today. Well, almost all of them were serious. Toon Link had a more devious plan in mind for Link...
Marth was currently being annoyed by Sonic. He took the precaution of wearing green armor patches and a green cape, while the stupid rat had worn nothing but new green shoes and green rings on his wrist. Marth was like,"Like that technicality will keep you safe, RAT!" Big mistake. Before you could say green, Sonic ripped off all of Marth's green armor and green cape, leaving him with casual clothing. If only Marth had played Sonic and the Secret Rings...
While Luigi and Yoshi decided to check out Samus' gunship, Toon Link seeked out Jigglypuff. The Ballon Pokémon was sleeping with her green cap on. Toon Link woke her up rather rudely, and ordered her to sing Link to sleep. She complied, always looking for a singing opportunity. As soon as Link conked out, Toon Link took out a can of black spray paint. This was going to be wicked!
Bowser changed to a more green palette swap, so as not to take chances. Ganondorf was wearing green armor as well. They were bored, in spite of the obvious and delicious chaos caused by Chapter 13. Suddenly, Samus and ZS Samus crashed into the mansion, not wearing green. Captain Falcon casually waltzed in, asking, "Want in on the fun?" The two villains gained goofy grins on their faces, and nodded in agreement.
Ike was strolling down the hall with green armor, when he turned to the corner and saw Marth being mercilessly pummeled by Sonic. At first he noticed Marth wasn't wearing green. Then he assumed Sonic must have ripped it off. He figured he might as well forget the rules for this one exception. At first, Sonic dodged a few of Ike's sword slashes, but one hit sent him into an endless combo abyss... OF DOOM!
Peach and Zelda (both in green) decided to make Italian salad for lunch. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong made Lime Sherbert Banana Splits for desert. Chapter 13 had gotten to nearly everybody. Samus and ZS Samus were plotting revenge, the Green Guard was holding a slightly private meeting, and Pit was noticing something odd. "Where's Link?" he finally asked.
The other Smashers caught wind of this development, and only needed to leave the kitchen to find the answer. Link was tied to the roof, hanging upside down, and NOT wearing green. He was wearing black, similar to a Dark Link. The Smashers, especially the Green Guard, were at a loss for words. Without warning, Toon Link yelled,"GET HIM!"
A few thousand punches, slashes, and whatnot later, Kirby (in green) noticed a smudge of green on Link's clothing. He yelled,"HALT SMASHERS!" and the fight came to a screeching stop. Kirby examined Link's clothing. He rubbed his hand on Link's tunic, and the smudge of black cleared the whole mishap. "Who would do this?" asked Sheik. Link suddenly sat up, still hurt and a little groggy. He slowly pointed to the culprit.
"YOU," he muttered. All eyes fell on Toon Link. He became slightly nervous, and started to sweat. Link stood up, his expression looking as dangerous as Dark Link himself. His Smash Glow activated, and Toon Link tried to run away. Link's Clawshot blocked the young swordsman, and without further delay, he activated his Final Smash. Every slash Link struck was near deadly, as Toon Link suddenly felt guilt and regret, as well as infinite pain.
The sheer force of the Final Smash caused Toon Link to pass out. Link approached him, and took out his black spray paint can. He sprayed it all over Toon Link's body, afterwards saying, "Sweet Revenge," He walked away to shower off, just as Luigi was shouting, "GET HIM!" Link didn't join in, and to the side, Yoshi face palmed, declaring, "I hate Chapter 13..."