Small dedication: Cheers to the 27th August 2013. That day had my words viewed by 254 times. Amongst my stories, are the threads of my Nightmare. Words of love, dedication, care.

Inspiration: Like seriously, you think anything except my loving adoration and I'll admit it: I'm hooked on Glee. You think anything other than that would inspire these words, that I've just got to throw down on the 'puter-baby and upload for you to read and enjoy? Until next weeks ep. Get it out of your system, get the tissues ready. Let this prepare you a little then.

Ownership: Glee, lots of stuff but not the copy rights to their show. My imagination, yeah it's mine. And as Sue Sylvester, I feel like she's sitting on my shoulder, like Goofy.

Bigger dedication: 'That Guy Who Ships Niff' and 'Demon . beneath . the . yaoi2'. Two people on my mind, lately.

~ Season 5 Ep 2, Give me a reason to smile. ~

This is Sue Sylvester, and this is how Sue See's it. Put your hand in the shape of the letter C. There you go buddy, now pay attention.

Get your trouty mouthed body off the piano, Samjalina Evans.

You want a story about this episode? What makes you think you deserve a story? It's all fiction, it's all imaginary.

Look at me lift my chin up high, and look down at you. Adjust my glasses, how good do I look? No, not a question. !

If this is all imagination, a story, why then are there people in this world, believing that young wanna be Burt Reynolds, Blaine Anderson and Porcelaine, Kurt Hummel should or shouldn't get married?

Let the author press the play button. Get off her back with your criticism. I'm not defending her, I don't do that. Unless it's me that needs defending, and then you better pay attention or I'll do an Aunty Jack and come out of the computer screen and …

Getting off the beaten path. How good is the writer for my words in this show? And I look so good in my track suits.

I'm so glad that he's given me the deserved position of Principal. That Figgins, what a joke. And where is my Becketary? About time she showed herself. I have all these pencils that need sharpening. And my baby Robin needs burping.

~ Experimental years? ~

Well risk taking behaviours are nothing to be proud about. Drugs, sex, rock and roll. No we aren't seeing any of that in this show tonight, the drugs or sex. This is being shown at a more appropriate time for the youngins to see. I might mention drugs that I've enjoyed, but I'll say it so quickly, no one else will really pick up what I'm on about.

And with the upcoming episode three, the tribute to Finn Hudson, that would be very tasteless. But keep it at the back of your mind, or the top and let it seep into your thoughts as you go about your daily duties.

Us teachers and senior mentors, are always telling you kidz to not do this and that. You think that we are telling you not to do risk taking behaviours, because we want to keep the records of excellence to ourselves? Not at all, not at all. And then again, probably.

That dope dealing that dope in Season one, who gave Will Schuester a sample, that Sandy Ryerson. Where do you think he is today? I'll tell you where he might be. He might be in jail, serving time for distribution and supply, of that stuff. Or he might be in some psychiatric ward, climbing down from the rafters. Climbing down and up, freaking out 'cause his mind is all mushed up.

And if he's in jail, well, sure he's got himself some sleeping arrangements and some hot food for his belly. But he better be careful dropping the soap! If you know what I mean. He has one beautiful toosh, and such delicate arms. And the right height for one Sue Sylvester. But also for many more, inside the clink. And once he gets out of the slammer. You think it's going to be so easy for him to get his reputation back. To get his lifestyle, of decency back.

Sure in the stories you read, and in the imagination we create, all is sunshine, roses and peachy. But in reality, in reality, in the real, real world? Well this is fan fiction, so in fan non-fiction, his life might truly suck. And of his physical health? Well, in the stories the writers will give him his medication and make him rich enough that he'll either die quickly or not at all. But without the writer's people, without the reader's imagination to accept, he truly might not be wealthy enough to buy the correct medication.

But let's pray he does. Because, leading up to Finn Hudson's tribute, we are going to have some serious trigger issues to deal with. And life's too fantastic to allow any more sad sacks to wither away.

And that Will Schuester, has a lot to answer for, he planted that dope in Finn Hudson's locker, and that's how he tricked the lanky idiot into joining that stupid music programme. I'll try to lay off the Finn Hudson issues for now. But it's kind of hard. When you consider the influences of more than just the Beatles music.

~ Influential Sue. ~

Sure, musically minded, the Beatles collaborated on some master pieces. Anyone can do that. But the social influences to get them to produce such magnificent pieces of work, art? The true talent of one Sue Sylvester is written over it. I had a few brief flings in amongst that Linda and Yoko. Not with Linda and Yoko. Let the next lady take them on, I taught Paul and John what they knew.

Of course my favourite drummer will always be Ringo. Oh the paintings he's done of me in my birthday suite, ahhh yes!

And George, oh where do you think the world came up with the saying "I wish my lover George was here"? That was a coined phrase by one Sue Sylvester.

Don't let fear of failure get in your way. That's what I told my fab four. And they didn't. They pushed through their fears. You couldn't even see any fear, you couldn't even smell it.

There were no flies on them. Their music, their songs would be played at all the Junior-Senior Brundleproms to come. And through the halls of high schools, primary schools, kindergartens and teens running after their heroes in cartoon form. For the next fifty plus years since the early 1960's.

No flies on them, not like the ones hanging around Stoner Brett McKowsky. Will that kid ever have cleaner clothes, be fed right and have the necessary vaccinations along with Sam Evans. Yes, this season we all want to see something uplifting coming from the stink bomb that is Stoner Brett.

And Tina Cohen-Chang, John Lennon didn't say he was going to be bigger than Jesus Christ with the same meaning and conviction you appear to have used. He was implying that he would be as influential. And with that influence he was wanting to use it in a positive way. Everyone who has managed to gain an audience, should use that advantage as I, Sue Sylvester, have always done. To benefit others, as well as yourself.

A revolution, is what should be happening with equalizing the advantages of the privileged and under privileged. Yeast infections affect lots of women and men, and children.

Athlete's foot, tinea, big man's yeast infection. Yes, education to the masses, that's what we are all trying to achieve. Candida Albicans, sounds like a Latin dancer.

And yes, those documentaries, are essentially important. Polio, tuberculosis, hepatitis, syphilis, hiv, rubella, those diseases seem to be not around as much. But they still are. The more careful we are with sexual practices and using condoms, the constant vaccinations everyone receives, the less dominance and prevalence will be hoped to keep down.

They're always going to be around, in some form. Let's just hope we keep them at bay from the healthier community. You feel certain you aren't going to catch anything, and you feel certain that if you do catch something you are going to be cured. Well think again, sonny Jim.

The initial symptoms might be brought under control, but the disease itself, might live dormant in you and then, when you least expect it, you'll be as sick as. Why don't you, do yourself a Sue Sylvester favour, and get yourself fully educated. Don't just go to the wikki sites, on the 'net. Go to the local hospital, the library. Join your local volunteer ambulance programme, and really learn.

FACT! Meningitis, is real. FACT! Influenza is real. FACT! Mental health is affected by your physical health.

~ Musical Interlude and a reason to smile. Obsessive compulsive fan moments. ~

I, Sue Sylvester, have got some serious concerns about some fan girls at this school. Let me read you this paper I found, stapled on the information wall, with posters of Kitty for Prom Queen.

FACT! Kurt Hummel is adorable in blue pants, dancing on pianos. Singing and dancing around pianos. FACT! I'd get my mojo legs around him any day. FACT!

FACT! Medications, injections and getting good nursey/doctoring should only be done by those with proper training and not inexperienced kute girls.

FACT! Gorgeous guys, like Sam Evans do get needle phobia. And tough mudder men, do faint when they're getting blood tests.

FACT! Not all nursey/doctors take advantage of their patients, even though we find them hot. Like really, really hot. Umina, Umina! Baby!

FACT! Blaine Anderson is dreamy in anything he wears, and doesn't wear. Oh sigh from that Brother's ep, him in the shower. Swoon! And I'd help him take that belt off. Blainey bear with me.

~ Sue Sylvester, crumples the paper up. ~

Racism, drug references. Peer group pressure for Dottie. Slushie issues. What the hell. Laughing, bullshit. Blaine STOP! Again. Drive me home, clean me up. I own it. I'm queen T.

Hey Jude. Brett dances with Tina, and she discovers he can really dance. Dottie might have some competition.

Black cheerio.

Are you ready for me? Oh yeah, baby!

CARMICHAEL I love you.

Wrap your arms around me Kurt Hummel.

~ Let it be, Let it be. ~