Week is almost up! Dude this is a challenge…

I slapped him, I did it again. I stared at him and didn't flinch. The moment my hand hit his face I realized just how physically attractive he it!? Hot damn son!

"Better? So are we friends now?"

Suddenly I was in my room. Oh, I was sleeping. My alarm was going off "EAT SOME PANCAKES PANCAKES ARE GOOD FOR YOU PANCKES MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL WAFFLES ARE THE DEVIL'S FOOD WE GOT PANCAKES WE GOT SYRUP WE GOT PEOPLE TO POUR THE SYRUP ON YOUR PANCAKES FOR YOU EAT SOME PANCAKES TODAY!" It's Saturday then… tonight would be the homecoming dance. Usually I would skip under the excuse of "I don't have a date" or "I hate the crowds," but this time I do have a date and I doubt we'll be in the crowds very long! YEAHHHHH!

I jumped out of bed and some birds flew in through the window and the sun was shining and singing along with us as I took a shower and cleaned my room. It was a lovely day!

Then I opened my eyes again… I was in bed… I had fallen back asleep. Okay, I should be awake this time. Some rocks were hitting my window. I groggily sat up and looked out the window, wrapping myself like a burrito in my blanket. It was raining, it was Saturday, tonight would be ye old homecoming dance, but you knew that already. Alfred was chucking clods up at my window, so I picked up my phone and texted him.

Alfred what are you doing? Just text me.

But there's nothing fun about that.

What do you want?

Yo bodeh ;)

I waved at him and walked outside still in my pajamas but with an umbrella.

"Okay Al, what do you really want?"

"I'm making you go to homecoming tonight."

"Al I'm already-"

"I know I know, you don't like the crowds and you don't have a date. But come on, there will be all sorts of fly honies at the school tonight!"

Alfred doesn't know I'm gay.

"Alfred, listen, You don't have to-"

"I do have to, without me, you'll end up living inside those walls forever. The walls of your house I mean."

Matthew sighed, "I planned to go already."

"YOU WHAT!? SERIOUSLY!?"

"Yes, Alfred."

Alfred inspected the boy standing in front of him, me, "hmmm well now that I look at you… could you turn a little to the left?"

I complied, "Yeah, yeah. Look it's really not that big of a deal- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?"

Alfred only smirked, effectively freaking me out, "Well a young lad such as yourself in the spring of his youth, it's only natural you'd want to go out and explore the beauties of being young."

"ALFRED IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT!?"

"So you're not just going to this dance to try and get with your special some-pony?"

"No, Al… well…"

"What's her name?"

"No."

"Is she hot?"

"Yes."

"Really hot?"

"Like looking into a jet engine."

"Choice."

The fact that I've taken an interest in someone human was more than enough for Alfred. I guess he wasn't prying too much since, well, he'd probably see me tonight getting jiggy with the girl of my dreams who is actually a teacher and a grown man. Go me. Cool points out the window. The rest of the day was long and awful. Mostly because I was waiting and it was raining.

And then it was night and still raining. I was really excited. I couldn't even hold it in, my first date, first dance with someone adult and interesting. I started swaging in the mirror admiring my choice of T-Shirt and jeans and relatively toolish but still cool set of adias, mint green. Cuz mint is for pimps. I took my glasses off and couldn't really see anything. I quickly put them back on and stared at myself, I still don't stand out. Not that I want to stand out but I want to look relatively handsome and mature and not like a brat. Is it weird I like the name brat more than birdie?

I heard a honking outside, looks like Alfred was here with his party crew.

"Yo Al, Kiku, Alice."

"Dude get in here, I've already pregamed," Alfred cheered in the driver seat.

"Awesome, I'll get started too then, Kiku, you got the stuff?"

"It was really difficult to set up but yes, I got it."

"Sweet, then give it here."

Alice huffed, annoyed, "Stop talking as if you're going to be cool and actually pregame, as in drink or smoke."

I held the PS4 Controler and Kiku turned on some weird Asian game, "Oh Alice, why do you have to rain on our parade."

"Haha! I get it! Because it's raining," laughed Alfred.

And so we were off to homecoming!

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