"Into the screening room, people! Single file!" Master Hand had the Smashers up and at 'em before breakfast. The Smashers were slightly annoyed, but nonetheless were excited. Today was the day Super Smash Bros. 4 would be released to the world! Master Hand gave brief etiquette rules, then disappeared with a *POOF*. The lights went dim, and the Smash Symbol slashed on screen.
At first the Smashers were baffled. Was this Smash Bros or Animal Crossing? The kid was just answering his mailbox, and suddenly dashed down the road. Finally, Nintendo's franchises were broadcasted in the order of: Super Mario, The Ledgend of Zelda, Metriod, Kirby, Star Fox, Kid Icarus, Donkey Kong, and Pokémon. The representatives cheered on their respective franchises.
As Mario was taking form for the 3DS version of the game, Pit asked, "Who animates this stuff?" No one answered, as the Smashers were captivated by the 3DS gameplay. When Mario flipped to the Wii U version, the Smashers oooed and ahhed at the quality. Samus commented, "Best looking graphics by far..." Then, came the arena. Bowser declared, "The war isn't over!", while Diddy Kong mentioned,"Is that a new stage?"
Then came Mario's near knock out. As he was just about to make a comeback, the Animal Crossing kid from earlier caught him in a net! The words "Villager Comes to Town!" sprawled beside him, as a spark appeared in his eyes. The Smashers were like, "WHAT!?", with their eyes open and their jaws slack. There was a short Villager montage, then the Smash Bros. text logo.
Master Hand reappeared, announcing,"Introducing, all the way from Animal Crossing, The Mayor of Smashville himself, give it up for... VILLAGER!" The red Villager from the video came on stage, and did a little dance. Ness and Toon Link shouted,"VILLAGER FOR THE WIN!" Suddenly, seven other Villagers (four girls and three other boys) took the stage with the main Villager. Afterwards, they promptly took their seats.
Another trailer started up. The words "New Challenger Approaching" showed on the screen. Mario, Link, Kirby, and Donkey Kong stared up at a cliff. A strange figure stood at the ledge. "Who's-a that?" asked Mario. "I don't... oh gods...", said Pit. "I-it can't be..." shuddered Sonic. Suddenly, the stranger figure donned a helmet, and his eyes opened. The words "Mega Man Joins the Battle!" filled the screen. The Smashers (even the Villagers) were in an uproar.
Samus declared, "Took him long enough..." Marth was like, "IMPOSSIBLE!" Wario said, "Meh," A quick Mega Man montage occurred, ending with his defeat at the hands of Donkey Kong. The ape himself declared,"No one defeats the king of the jungle, boooyyyyyyyy!" His reign was short lived when Mega Man appeared again. This time, he boasted his Metal Blade, after which Mario and Link both sinked into their chairs.
Mega Man used more of his abilities, eventually finishing of Mario, Link, DK, and Kirby with his Flame Blast technique. They were all muttering,"That's gotta hurt...", before the trailer ended with the Smash Bros. text logo. Then came the Yellow Devil's appearance. Speculation would be all over the Smash Mansion now! At the end of the trailer, Master Hand once again reappeared.
"And now, all the way from his universe, the blue bomber himself! Master of copying, and wielding his personal Mega Buster, give it up for... MEGA MAN!" Mega Man teleported on stage, showed off his Mega Buster, and kindly waved to the audience. The Smahers were in awe, especially Mario and Sonic, though they wouldn't admit it. After the clapping died down, Mega Man took a seat.
Then, another trailer appeared! Ike bluntly stated,"How many more are there!?" What's more, in the beginning, it looked like Wii Fit. It was soon made clear that Mario, Link, and Kirby were attempting yoga in the trailer, while their real life counterparts were sighing in embarrassment. Mario looked like he was about to give in, when a mysterious hand tapped his shoulder. It was the Wii Fit Trainer.
The three Smashers turned to look at her, just as they were launched by a yoga pose. The Smashers in the screening room were losing their heads as they continued into the trailer. Mr. Game & Watch declared, "GAG CHARACTER CONFIRMED!" The Smashers, hold the newbies, agreed in unison, just as the screen displayed, "Wii Fit Trainer Ways In!" The Smashers were at a lost for words.
Master Hand once again reappeared, and introduced Wii Fit Trainer. ZS Samus was especially excited, declaring,"FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR THE WIN!" Peach and Zelda giggled, and the Wii Fit Trainer took her seat. "And so, here are the first three newcomers to enter Smash 4! Have fun, Smashers, and don't forget the banquet!" Realizing that their stomachs were grumbling, the Smashers, the newbies, and the Palette swaps all rushed to the kitchen.
The banquet was delicious! Somehow, every Smasher found something or other that they could chow down on. Even the new Smashers! Even after the banquet, the hype wasn't over. Some Smashers played Mega Man titles, some played Wii Fit titles, some even played Animal Crossing titles! By the time the Smashers had it hit the hay, the newcomers could already consider themselves part of this wonderful family...