Total Addiction Declaration: Like seriously, you think anything except my loving adoration and I'll admit it: I'm hooked on Glee and Dalton. You think anything other than that would inspire these words, that I've just got to throw down on the 'puter-baby and upload for you to read and enjoy? Until next weeks ep…. (Um replay, till then)

Total Ownership: Glee, lots of stuff but not the copy rights to their show, or the song mentioned. My imagination, yeah it's mine , my words from my heart are mine with full ownership.

Dedication: To 'rakasklaine', 'CP Coulter', The Dormouse from F/B page of Dalton by CP Coulter. And to Paul my hairdresser. Love and inspiration to all.

Rating: M, 16plus. Different countries allow certain activities for different ages, so check your permission age for your country. I also suggest purchasing your own legit copy of the series and what music you can get your little paws on. Don't buy pirate stuff! We don't ship pirate in reality.

Channel 11 recommend parental supervision for the following programme. It's rated 'UFB', also those requiring administering their contraception supplies refreshing, better do so now. We really suggest, that you press record on your little device. Quickly turn the telly off, run down to the store and get said supplies. You better take cash, and be fed, because the queue will be long and the opportunity of eftpos machines crashing is pretty darn possible. When you come back, freshen your sheets, have a hot shower. Indulge in whatever delightful rdink gets you ready. Grab your hunny bun, sit back down and press stop, rewind, play. For those without a hunny bun, we apologize for tonight's episode and recommend that you don't watch, or hear. And that you either go out and find a hunny bun, or turn your back on Glee. Your choice. Channel 11 and Fox accept no responsibility for any offspring consequences following in nine months plus, after the airing of tonight's episode of Glee. This, and lots of others before this, is probably the raunchiest episode. The inclusion of one extra cast member has made ….

~ Season 5 Ep 4, Oh Holy Glee! ~

The dictionary has the meaning of glee: 1. Great merriment [syn: hilarity]; 2. Malicious satisfaction [syn: gloat]. I am a firm believer that the people, who put together our great Glee, are getting great satisfaction from casting the character of Elliott Starchild Gilbert.

But I join them, with celebration, of their choice of actor and all that entails. I'd also like to wish Kurt a very, enjoyable, journey as he works intently with Elliott. We need to point out to Blaine, to be extremely careful with his relationship with Kurt. Because if he's not very careful, Elliott will be snapped up by Kurt, after his floor to air pumping hip moves definitely took Kurt's breath away.

Blaine, did you not think it strange that Kurt needed your assistance, so early in the day, to attend to that wonderful delicacy we call 'Ummmmina, ummmminaaaa'?

Research is exhausting at the best of times, for ….., you know, documentaries and literature pieces. Having to watch 7:00 minutes to 11:09 minutes, for four hours straight, was absolutely hell on earth. But, umm, one more time …

Kurt's pov:

"The black Mad Hatter just walked in the room. Oh my God, he's absolutely gorgeous. Um, I'm not sure if oxygen is necessary anymore. I just, …. want, … him. Oh Holy Hell!" And with that single observation of Elliott for the first time, Blaine's existence is … Who?

"PAUSE!" yells Kurt. And Paul, the cameraman pauses the tape once more. Kurt makes all the necessary notes, for assessing if Starchild is up to the look for his new band.

Quiet whispering is heard while he writes down what his eyes see and his mouth wants, desperately. "Black, but not shinny, except all that stardust. Black four inch high, boots, black and black stripe pants, black semi trench coat with stardust sprinkled from the shoulders down the front lapels, sleeves. Black gloves with fingers poking out, he needs black nail polish too. Time for him to man up, be a man. Is that a black vest? Little gold eye goggles hanging down around neck and a really beautiful black silver tie."

Time is lost in research at the best of times. "I'd just like to loosen that tie and … okay. Tidy tie up and, God his lips are just so thin,… and really, really delicious. Oh heck those eyes. I've got to find out who did his eye make up. God, those eyes! They follow you around the room. Ummmm!" Time does stand still, for those who wait, and wait, and …..

"Mr Hummel, the tape is going to snap if we don't keep going on." Paul walks up to Kurt, who is standing way too close to the screen. Paul taps Kurt a few times on his back, for attention. "Mr Hummel?" Now Paul has to shake him. "Kurt?"

"Oh, sorry Paul. Right, yeah, okay, back to the beginning then."

"The beginning? Are you serious. Shirley you can't be serious?" Paul face palms as he reluctantly walks back and presses stop, rewind, play.

Whispering and note taking continue. "Oh.., my God…., again!" And Kurt looks to the ceiling above. "Lord, who made us all adorable and in your likeness. If you are going to send me dreamboats like this, and grab at my nether regions, then saying your name in vain is going to happen."

"PAUSE, REWIND TO THE BEGINNING AND PLAY!" yelling over his shoulder to Paul, once more.

"KURT, I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF THIS. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, IT'S BEEN NEARLY FOUR HOURS NOW OF JUST A TEN MINUTE SCENE. HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS?"

"PAUL, THIS IS WORTH EVERY SECOND. CHECK OUT THOSE LIPS, AND EARRINGS, THE WAY THAT TALL HAT IS POSITIONED." And Kurt turns around to see Paul's exasperated face. "OKAY, JUST TWO MORE TIMES. AND YOU CAN MAKE ME A COPY TO TAKE HOME THEN."

Stop, rewind and play just a few more times. Whisper, scribbling continues, again and again. "Tall, wide rimmed. Umm!" scribble through rimmed. "Brimmed edge of the hat. That's a really tall hat. And sits just nicely on his …." Sigh, cheese and whiskers of delight… "… his head. Oh that forehead, those ears. Is that a belt around his neck? What the hell is with that. Reminds me of certain ring I saw someone being given once. A bit kinky, hmmmm."

"OKAY, FINAL TIME. I'LL JUST WATCH NOW. AND NOT TAKE NOTES." Paul waits for Kurt to put his note pad and pens away. He taps his foot as Kurt has a stretch, adjustment of clothing, rdinks the rest of his glass and sits back down. "I LOVE YOU PAUL. THIS IS GREAT YOU HELPING ME LIKE TH….."

"JUST SIT BACK DOWN, AND LET ME PRESS THE BLASTED PLAY BUTTON!"

Whispering to himself "Okay, one more, delightfu…..g time." And play resumes, one more time. And thoughts progress "I'd help him be him.. Warrior Queen? Oh dear. Yes, grab that microphone pole that way. Ahuh! Head to the side, lovely. Eyes left, so truly dreamy. Hand cups the hat and brings down to your lovely chin. Oh…! That … mouth, delectable lips…. Yep, hold the microphone tighter, tighter…."

Paul can see Kurt blinking and getting very flustered. He'd been smiling wide and admiring this young Mr Hummel enjoy his night. It was about time Kurt took some enjoyment. Adam had been a bastard kicking him out of the Apples. Blaine had been wrong to cheat on him, and then rope him into engagement. And Finn leaving, had nearly been the last straw, in breaking Kurt's passion for music and song.

Elliott throws his hat stage right, rips the microphone off the stand and holds his eyes firm with Kurt's. "I'm not gonna cry anymore…." Four steps left and jumps down off the stage. He walks over to the piano and sits on the edge. He holds the piano comfortably between his legs and leans a little forward. Kurt's eyes are wide and his heart is definitely beating fast. Sigh! "…. I hold my ….I'm gonna marry, the night ….."

"STOP!" just as Elliott, once more lays down on the auditorium floor and starts the air pumping, Kurt realizes he can't take anymore. He grabs his bags and proceeds to leave the room.

"Um, Mr Hummel?" he turns to Paul, who'd followed him to the studio door. "Your tape."

Kurt goes to take the tape, but shakes his hand as he declines it. "No, that's fine thanks Paul. I don't think I want to take that home." Sigh! "I've got Blaine at home, waiting."

~ X ~

Elliott made an impression alright. But Kurt needs to keep Blaine his priority.

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Also, I'm not ever going to claim to be perfect. I'm good, real good, but perfect and high expectations are …. I'm having fun, loving life, enjoying my new hair do and being the absolute best God made of me. Hope you enjoyed my little snippet of this ep.