Answering the question of where did I get the idea to do this: Like seriously, you think anything except my loving adoration and I'll admit it: I'm hooked on Glee and love Maroon 5 too. You think anything other than that would inspire these words, that I've just got to throw down on the 'puter-baby and upload for you to read and enjoy? Until next weeks ep.

Total Ownership: Glee, lots of stuff but not the copy rights to their show. And the songs mentioned, do you remember where they come from. C-rights not mine either. However, my imagination, yeah it's mine, my words from my heart are mine with full ownership. And my tatts, yeah I own a few. They're kute and cuddly, like me. Mwah!

Dedication: To those in relationships, and those who aren't. Love and inspiration to all. To those who agree my Blaine stories should stay in Blaine, Blaine, Blaine Devon Anderson. Oh hunny, hunny! Mwah (insert drippy love hearts)!

Rating: OMG! Who else saw the huge map of Australia, on the stand in Kurt and Rachel's kitchen? Did you see little me waving from below the paper line?

~ Season 5 Ep 5, My Love of the Xylophone ~

A page from this author's Glee rule book.

Twerking {Kurt to Blaine} rule:

I'm the director, the owner, the producer, I'm yours, and guess what? You're mine. Don't even think of dancing that way. It gets others wanting you, and you aren't available. I'm obsessive, jealous and highly possessive.

You need dominating, and not from a master, you need it from me. This isn't a half assed, half arsed, half baked, request or demand. This isn't just a line in the sand for you to not cross. This is me telling, requesting, pleading. This is a Sebastian moment, Chandler moment, an Eli moment. I can't lose you, I want you, I need you.

Don't you need, want and love me? Do you want an open relationship, where others come and go? I love you, but I love me more. I can't give you that freedom, and you shouldn't have expected that I would.

Grief rules and rocks the tattoo house:

What's a harmless little ink? A shark Finn, a grub or ladybird sneaking out from only we know where? Throw my hands in the air, okay, the tattoo artist might know as well.

Tattoos are permitted, especially if done by a professional. There's always talk that only shady characters have tattoos, and you'll get hepatitis or HIV. Some of that might be true, but being careful with everything, safe sex and safe everything is a good rule of thumb.

Let me grab you by your shirt collar and bring you in to me, let's do it baby, do it! Get it done by a professional artist, with hospital hygienic ways, we know how shady you and I are. So there really are no worries, put our thinking caps on! Hmmm, what shall we get, where shall we get it? Kurt loves Blaine and Blaine loves Kurt, in a love heart, corny, mooshie and kute. Perfect!

Ah NO! Hunny, hunny, No! {Blaine to Kurt}

No tongue, ahem places, industrial piercings and other place piercings are allowed, in this rule book. No Friggin Way! No explanation! Why? Reasons, that's all!

And when you come back for your tatt to be fixed, next time I'm gonna join those dots on your back. I'm gonna number them, and join them up. Guess what the picture will be of? Hmmmm!

Standing up rule:

Honey, it's fine by me if you stand up for yourself. Those jerks wouldn't argue back if they were in the war, looking down the barrel of a gun. The deer dies, when she doesn't fight back against a lion. You won't die, if you stand up to your bullies.

Pay the price, if you do the wrong thing by society. Go to jail for 20plus years, if standing up to aparthied is your cause. Stand up and be counted, stand up and say physical violence is not okay. Psychological violence is not okay. Slushies too, are not okay.

Let's claim back the city streets for women, men and children. Young and old people. Claim back a safe reality, for you and I.

But remember what the solicitors and barristers say, "When the threat is removed, it's no longer self defence."

Blaine Rules:

He looks so good with letting his hair grow a little bit more, put glasses on him for that A Very Potter Musical feel. Oh, hunny, hunny. But wait! What is that I see? Cream, green, red, purple, orange, navy blue, lavender pants. Look closer with me, wiggle my pointy finger at you, come closer, do you see it too? Blast, it's gone.
(oh I love researching for this author, remember to remove personal notes) (a gold bow tie today, oh he is so kute. and the show paused with his head on this f…g gorgeous angle. yep, research is fun. and that's one of the loveliest shirts I've ever seen on him. hmmmm! don't forget to take out the personal notes!)

Songs, music and dance rules:

Glee rules!

Waltz me around the dance hall, lambada me baby, baby!

A…n…d now come on baby,

let's do the twist.

Come on babyyyyy,

lets do the twist.

And twist like we did last summer.

A…n…d mash that hot potato!

Sing with me, if you know this song

You could be a heart breaker,

would you like to play with danger.

Well get it from a stranger,

singing I la, la, love you.

At least I think I do.

But don't go breaking my Jarley heart.

And tongue piercings are out, if you want to sing love with me.

Ep 5 rule:

We are who we are. We're not gonna change. (and now it's paused, and he's even frikkin' kuter.) We're gonna embrace who we are, lean into our strengths. (I'd love to lean into himmmmm!)

Extra little author notes, from a cute little author: Mr DC put on his f/b wall an expression of interest to raise funds for the devastation of the Philippines. That's a great cause. He's such a gentleman, humanitarian. But I'd like you to be careful where you donate. Many a horrible thief will pretend to be a much loved celeb and diddle us all for our money. Mr DC is going to print out post cards, and post them to everyone who donates US$25. He is going to personally sign each one. How lovely, how generous, how wonderful. But I won't be participating like that. I'd much rather the small light, of just contributing my donation, of I'm not telling you amount, to a registered charity.
So, enjoy what you can in this world. I hope you are enjoying my little words of contribution, as we digest the latest ep. And if you can, when you can, buy yourself a copy of the seasons dvds. Don't pirate, we don't ship pirates in reality. Unless you want your reality stolen, by someone who could sell your life cheaper.

Ps: Did Rachel and Kurt make reference of their habits and Oh heck, did Kurt just say Maroon 5 and get skyper lucky? And am I hoping the producers and writers of the show are reading mine, and other of my fave stories? Gleeeeee! Mwah!