Male Wii Fit Trainer was sitting in a thoughtful pose. After breakfast and his daily workout, he had been contemplating his existence in this reality. Was he truly himself? Or rather, was he just an extension of another entity? He continued contemplating this question of the universe, while Pit, Peach, and Captain Falcon passed by. They were each cosplaying as Dark Pit, Daisy, and Blood Falcon respectively. Male Wii Fit Trainer chuckled, whispering,"At least I'm not one of those,"
The droopy-eyed light blue shirt Villager was looking for the main Villager. The other Villagers had already gathered themselves into pairs. Pink was with Dark Green, Yellow was with Purple, and Blue Yellow was with Lime Green (maybe that's their names?). The light blue Villager was annoyed nonetheless. Where was the main Villager? Now that he was thinking about it, the main Villager had said something about 'mingling'...
Alph grimaced at the sight of Mega Man. It was so obvious that the blue bomber was just there to outshine Alph! I mean, who else has blue as their main color and wears a helmet? Alph continued to grumble to himself. He needed to do... something, if he wanted Mega Man to be put in his place. Coincidentally, the perfect plan began to take form in Alph's brainstorm.
Male Wii Fit Trainer had just finished his afternoon workout. He was walking back to his room for a quick power nap, when his female counterpart crossed paths with him. "Oh, hey," Wii Fit Trainer said casually. Her male counterpart looked down on the floor awkwardly. "Is something wrong?" she asked. Male Wii Fit Trainer blurted out, "What is the purpose of life?" Wii Fit Trainer was taken aback by the question...
Light Blue Villager had been up and about, searching the mansion inside and out. First he came across Yellow Blue Villager, who was sitting next to Ness, blushing. Is their romance in the air?, thought Light Blue Villager. That thought quickly came to pass when a soccer ball whizzed past his face. Light Blue turned around, surprised to see the Yellow and Purple Villagers playing soccer with Mario and Luigi. Oh the insanity, Light Blue thought to himself, continuing his search.
Alph had his arsenal of Yellow Pikmin behind him. His plan consisted of mobbing Mega Man with his rather large army, forever instating his position as the superior of the two. Alph allowed himself a small grin, before putting his plan into action. "ATTACK, MIGHTY WARRIORS!" he cried, before leaping towards the seemingly oblivious robot. One minute later, Alph's Pikmin army was reduced to spirits, while Mega Man was enjoying his surplus of energy. R.O.B. appeared at the scene, and patted Alph on the back, declaring,"Better luck next time!"
"I don't think anyone knows that," Wii Fit Trainer solemnly stated, as her male counterpart's face fell. Male Wii Fit Trainer was down in the dumps, feeling utterly defeated. Then, he saw Dr. Mario passing through. "Doc, how do you deal with knowing that for all you know, you're simply an extension of another being?" asked Male Wii Fit Trainer, desperate for answers. To his surprise, Dr. Mario answered,"I count my blessings, and see that I'm lucky to be here at all," Both Wii Fit Trainers were surprised by his answer, but nonetheless thanked him for his advice. From there, they both went to their rooms to power nap.
Light Blue Villager finally found the main Villager playing around with Kirby, Ness, and Toon Link. At this point, he was exasperated with the fact that he couldn't find him earlier. He walked up to the Villager, determined to give him a piece of his mind. But all that was forgotten when a table of sweets appeared behind them. Seeing no consequences to eating them, Light Blue Villager simply shrugged, and dug in with the rest of the kids!
Olimar knew it would be a long day when he saw a sobbing Alph. "WHY DOES HE THINK HE'S THE SUPERIOR IN EVERYTHING?!" Alph screeched, as Olimar attempted to calm him down. "That's because he is," Olimar plainly stated, as Alph looked at him flabbergasted. "Look, there are full blown characters," Olimar pointed to Wario,"clones," he pointed to Ganondorf,"palette swaps," he pointed to Alph and Male Wii Fit Trainer,"and finally, color cosplays," Olimar pointed to a flying Pit (with his Dark Pit color scheme) as he passed by. Alph sniffled, but he felt better. At least he was a dominant palette swap...
Nightfall had come sooner than the Smashers expected. To their utmost surprise, the Villagers had put together and nice dinner of sushi and steak. Wipe ire as it was, the Smashers nonetheless enjoyed, even Marth, who asked for seconds. Alph and the Wii Fit Trainers collaborated, resulting in a fruit salad for that night's desert. When all was said and done, the Smashers retired to their rooms. Well, all except Male Wii Fit Trainer, who had decided to meditate for the night...