Chapter 2 Flour-In-Laws
(Late after school)
"You know Blossom, you should consider yourself lucky." Brick said with a smirk as he leaned on the stair rails of school entrance. The girls and guys had decided to leave school late to avoid any questions of why they were carrying around flour sacks. Blossom, who was sitting on the steps with her head buried in Bubbles shoulder rolled her eyes but asked "I think otherwise but entertain me, Brick."
"Do you know how many girls wanna have my babies?!" Brick said proudly "I got nice features, at least from what I've been told. Man, girls would die to be you!"
"Funny, I'd rather die." Blossom smiled at him "And we didn't have a baby. It's a sack of flour, but at least it has your features." She held up the sack carefully and pointed towards the top "See, no brain!". Brick's face redden as he balled his fist but paused as he saw Buttercup and Butch coming back with a crying flour baby, along with food from TacosWay.
"What happened?" Boomer asked covering his ears from the screaming flour. Buttercup shrugged, biting into her taco "Well, we were trying to ditch this thing but there were too many witness!" Butch nodded in agreement "Then it started crying!"
"Guys! I can't believe you would try to ditch a baby!" Bubbles scolded as she held her flour closer. Buttercup half closed her eyes and said "...Its flour. Flour has no feelings. We eat this stuff!"
"Buttercup, either way you can't get rid of that 'baby'," Blossom looked up at her sister "don't forget, if you damage that sack then you'll be seeing it the very next's year. No graduation." Before Buttercup or Butch could complain anymore the flour's crying got louder. Brick covered his ears "Shut that thing up!"
"What am I?" Butch asked annoyed "The flour whisper? We tried everything!"
"Maybe its upset because you guys don't love it?" Boomer said sadly.
"...Boo-who." Buttercup faked a frown then she looked at Bubbles, who was handling her baby correctly. She formed a wicked grin "Hey, Aunt Poppins? Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious your nephew." Bubbles made room for the other baby. Butch then added "His name is Butch Jr."
"...On second thought, it's a niece." Buttercup then sat nexts to Blossom. The flour child then got quite and everyone sighed in relief.
"So, what are you guys going to name your baby?" Bubbles asked Blossom and Brick. They both let out a laugh then realized she was being serious. Brick kept his teasing smile and said "Sorry but I don't want big bow over here getting attached to this thing. You know how mothers are!" Blossom shot a look at Brick but played along "Oh but what about those features of yours? I think we should name it "Arrogant"."
"Your naming it after your bitchiness?"
"Just trying to compromise the both of us, so why not?"
"Argon? Sounds great!" Bubbles quickly said then turned towards Buttercup and Butch "You guys?"
"Simple.; Butchia." Butch said proudly only to have Buttercup laugh in his face, dropping her food! "'Butchia'? Talk about pulling things out your ass!" Butch crossed his arms and eyes her "Well, what did you have in mind?"
"Simple; nothing." Buttercup yawned and looked at her child in Bubbles arm "I'm not going to be walking around with a sack of flour in my arms! Do you know how embarrassing that'll be?!" Butch thought for a moment then nodded in agreement "Yeah, I can't let my popularity with the ladies be floured down. They'll think I'm a weirdo or something!"
"Butch, it wouldn't matter if you carried the flour or not! You are a weirdo!"
"I'm also your flour daddy." Butch said in a low voice as he hinted his eyebrows at her with a sexy smirk.
"God...when I find the people who voted.." Buttercup growled as she crushed her taco paper. Bubbles ignored her sisters and looked her flour baby "What do you think we should our baby, Boomer? You chose the gender."
"Sure," Boomer sat nexts to her "it looks like a boy and I'm not just saying that because it's every guys dream to have a boy!" Bubbles giggles "That's fine...I think we'll name it, Buddy!"
"Hey, Brick? Maybe Buddy can have play dates with Argon!" Boomer suggested, his brother smiled at him and said sarcastically "Yeah! I could use a floursitter! Thanks, man!"
"Uh, I mean-" Boomer tried to say but was cut off by Blossom "If you think your just going to go off and be a wannabe pimp, you better rethink yourself!"
"First off, I'm not a 'wannabe' and second I can't help it if girls wanna piece of me. Their addicted, I'm toxic." Brick said with crossed arms as he and Blossom had a stare down contest. "Deal with it."
"No, you deal with it when I show up at Motel 6 with Argon, beating the door down looking for you! Sorry, but we're in this together whether you like it or not!" Blossom snapped. Brick, not believing her rolled his eyes "Whatever, Blossom."
Bubbles sighed in sadness , annoyed with the two red heads. She decided to give back the nameless flour "Here, and Buttercup and Butch?" Bubbles said as she handed Buttercup their baby back, "Give your baby a real name, please?" They both roll their eyes, then Buttercup heavily sighed "Fine, we'll name it...um.."
"Think of something you love," Boomer joined in, "if that helps?" Buttercup though for a moment then she smiled "I know!"
(Home)
The six decided that later that night they would tell their parents about the 'grandchildern'. No one thought of it as a big deal but Bubbles insisted if they were going to prove to people that they weren't the worse students then they needed to take it seriously. But the only reason anyone agreed was just to get away from each other.
"How do I word this?" Blossom said aloud as the girls made it up the steps of their house. "Mom? Dad? I conceived a bag of flour, today? With Brick?!"
"We could always runaway and start a bakery in disguise?" Buttercup said happily but Bubbles shook her head "No! I thought we all agreed to be serious about this! Besides, it's just mom and dad!"
"...Are you new here?" Buttercup raised an eyebrow at her bubbly sister. Blossom nodded, the Professor and their mother Cassie were the King and Queen of overacting. Worse, the Professor hated the Jojo's son and once he heard the baby part he might go and dig his own grave!
"Don't worry," Bubbles looked down at Buddy who was wrapped in her jacket "you have people who are going to love you here." Blossom quickly smacked a hand over Buttercup's sarcastic mouth. The door then flew open and there stood the girl's mother, Cassie "Well, the door isn't going to open itself! Come on in girls-and why did I just get a call from the boy's mom? Said there was something you and guys wanted to tell us when they come over?"
"Notice," Buttercup pointed at her mother and made her way inside, her sack hidden in her backpack that was barely closed "You said when the boys get here we'll tell you. Until then our lips are sealed." Blossom and Bubbles nodded in agreement as they made their way into the kitchen to greet The Professor "Hey, dad!"
"Girls," he sounded upset, putting his paper down "why are they coming over here? This is family hour!" Buttercup snorted sarcastically "You anit seen nothing yet!" Blossom hit her in the arm as a warning to shut up! She faked a smile at her father "Uh, you'll just have to wait!"
"Oh, hush dear" Cassie scolded their father as she continued to cook something no one would eat "besides, I like it that the girls are getting close with the guys." Buttercup bobbed up her head up and down as she sung "Careful what you wish for!"
The Professor eyed his daughter "What?"
"Don't listen to Buttercup!" Blossom waved her hands as she shoved Buttercup to the side "She hasn't been herself all day!"
"Yeah," Buttercup paused then smirked "I've been feeling like flour!"
"Well, I was planning on baking a cake-" Cassie stopped as she saw Bubbles rocking a sack of flour. She had forgotten to buy some. "Oh, Bubbles! It's a good thing you brought some home!" She started walking over to Bubbles who grew aggressively protective over Buddy and snapped "NO! WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU?!"
Buttercup was dying of laughter, Blossom was face palming herself, Cassie was in shock and the Professor was lost. All was quite beside Buttercup's laughter and then a loud cry coming from her backpack. She stopped laughing and quietly patted her crying backpack but it only made it worse. Her parents oddly eyed them "Is that...a baby?"
*Ding-Dong*
"I'll get it!" Blossom quickly rushed to the door, almost slamming it open from the bad nerves she was having. Outside was the boys and their parents Ryan and Amy JoJo. The family had only been there for ten seconds and they felt uneasy. Brick, thinking that the girls had already told said "Yo, Blos? We gotta talk about the baby and who's keeping him tomorrow. I gotta fling-I mean, work after school."
"BRICK! SHH!" Blossom yelled but it too late.
"Baby?!" Amy and Ryan panicked. Butch and Boomer could feel heated eyes as the Professor slid to the door. He was giving off a bad heat wave that made Brick sweat. Blossom nervously gulped and Buttercup couldn't quite the baby. Cassie was very confused along with the other two parents and Bubbles was like a female lion protecting her cub.
"Perhaps" Butch said while scratching the back of his head, looking halfway at the Professor "I should be calling you 'dad', now?"
"You should be calling 911."
N/A: About Boomer and Bubbles? In the summary it says that everyone hates everyone each other, well Bubbles and Boomer don't hate one another like their siblings BUT that doesn't mean their going to have the best 'relationship' as 'parents'. Let me just say All that Glitter Anit Gold.
Oh and what do you think Buttercup named that baby?
I'll try to make the next chapter longer! Sorry!
Anyway, tell me what you think and maybe I'll send you a taco. Maybe.
Tacos