Glee Ownership Disclaimer: Glee, lots of stuff but not the copy rights to their show. However, my imagination, yeah it's mine, my words from my heart are mine with full ownership. Maybe a little assistance from the good ship Lolly Pop and a prescription from Dr Bailey.

Music Mention: Don't own the copy rights to the songs mentioned either. Box of tissues I do. Read on, you'll find out why that's necessary.

A: = The Author notes. I found my funny bone, it was under a bean bag. Har di har!

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~Season 5 Ep 7, Teacher in Training ~

Mr Schue had a more pressing matter to attend, so he asked Blaine to lead the Glee club for today. Get a feel for teaching. A career path he was thinking of. Blaine liked the idea of wearing a big fancy white coat. He could either be a Professor of Art, a doctor or even any science field, just to wear a lab coat. Scientist Blaine Anderson, or Dr Blaine Anderson, hmmm which one to choose. Today he tries on teaching.

He'd been trying to get the New Directions to listen to him. Oh this is not fair. I'm not being listened to, again. I'm going to grab my books and sit on the bench, stomp my little foot and sook, sook, sook! "Well, I'll be over here if you need me." And he crosses his arms and sucks a thumb. The Glee club sing and dance, playing without him. Blaine decides teaching might not be for him then.

A: The 80's were an awesome time for music, colourful fashions and getting into any groove.

This ep up to here has me in fits of laughter, wait phone call. "Oh Hi sweetie! Oh this so funny….." Um it's my fiance, just talk amongst yourselves while I take this. Back soon. Not that you'll really notice, 'cause this is a reading exercise.

Blaine looks up at the camera.

A: I watch back to where I was and….. oh good grief, this ….is….sooo…..funny. Like just so darn funny! I have tears streaming down my little face. Oh dear, the flutterbys are washing away. Bye, bye flutterbys.

Blaine furrows his brow whilst looking straight at the camera some more. He rises up, walks toward the camera and taps the glass. {{tap tap}} Sook, stomps his foot. "Stop saying it's funny, author. It isn't funny. It plain out sucks, they won't listen to me. And I want control, I want control. I'm going to hold my breath till I go blue in the face and pass out! Hmmph!"

A: Oh Blainey days, you're so cute when you complain and sook.

He looks inside, down the bottom, left and right. "Stop it!"

A: But you're just so cute. Mind you, you could try out for the cricket team. A cream cricket vest looks really good on you. And …..

"Even you're not paying attention. You're watching the show, but not really writing a story about it. And what about my performance? Aren't you going to make up something whitty and funny, or interesting. I stomp my foot at you!"

A: Har di har, …. Oh God don't do that. You're …making …it ….Ohhhh, why don't you have a little nap, while the rest of the class practice for Sectionals or Regionals. Would you like a little Blainey Bear to cuddle? Oi, honestly, this guy is a hoot of a character, hey… stop pulllllingg

"Come back here and write me doing something? Stop making fun of me."

A: Stop being so damn cute, and whiney, and such a great singer. Okay, sigh breathe, compose myself. Phew, yawn. I fold my arms now. Right Mr OhSookyMeBlaine Anderson, off to craft class. Get some art into you. That's therapeutic for temper tantrums. And if Brett McCowskys there, be nice to him.

"I'm always nice to him." he whines, "I want to sing something."

A: Alright how about a cute little song then, Blaine? Would you like a lead song?

Doe eyed, adorable, so cute you want to pinch his cheeks, pick him up and dunk him in your coffee, Blaine puts his pinky to the side of his mouth and thinks. "Hmmm"

A: When you're ready sweetie, we can sit here all day admiring you. Any song you want, and you can make puppets and play with them in a video clip?

"Oh, I know how about Teenage Dream?" He looks this way and blinks, blinks, blinks. Questioning that hopefully I'll agree to that.

A: Blaine that song is so Season two and Season four. You make me cry when I hear you sing that. No, I have the song for you. Hop on stage and wait for the start.

He reads the sheet Brad gave him. Looking at Brad "Honestly, she won't let me do Teenage Dream? She wants this one?"

Brad shrugs his shoulders, twiddles his fingys and places them on the keys.

A: Ladies and gentleman, New Directions Glee club be seated. The Warblers listen as Mr Blaine Devon Anderson sings you The Good Ship Lolly Pop!

Dog goes woof,

cat goes meow,

bird goes tweet,

and mouse goes squeak.

Cow goes moo,

frog goes croak,

and the elephant goes toot.

Ducks say quack,

and fish go blub,

and he seal goes ow, ow, ow.

But there's one sound that no-one knows

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

~ Xx Oo ~

A: Thank you Blaine.

More little author notes from a cute little author:This was the funniest ep and funniest show I've seen in like, I don't know how long. I watched it back so many times. Each time looking at the different actors as characters. And it was hilarious even more, each time.

Bean bag mention: When any thing goes missing at my place, nine times out of ten, it's found under the bean bag.

Does anyone want me to write a different character? I always zone in on Klaine. I was thinking of Jake and his issues, or even Figgins. But maybe you would like someone else chosen for next time? You don't have to join up or log in, just tap away in the box.