Chapter 3 Won't you be my Sack Boy?

(Nexts Day)

(Early)

"Hey, my sexy bad boy," Buttercup teased as she leaned against the doorway of her house. She wore a white bathrobe and green heels. Butch looked around to see if he had came to the right place. It was a very early Friday morning and Buttercup had wanted him to come so the Professor wouldn't be hovering around.

"Uh, should you be drinking around our daughter?" Butch nervously laughed but his eyes almost poped out as Buttercup pushed her c cup chest against him. Letting her fingers ride along his flustered skin. Her eyes of green lust were telling him to do things no man and woman should be doing in public! Then again, it was early. Butch put his arms around her small waist making her giggle and embrace him.

"I don't know what the hell is going on but I like it!" Butch said with the biggest smile. Buttercup then back away, poking his nose "I can do more crazy things but I'll stop here." Buttercup gave a sexy grin, leaving Butch caught in her glance. To finish off she blew a kiss then closed the door.

"No, wait!" Butch pushed his hands on the door. He wanted more of her "Uh, it's still early-wanna sleep together till then? I can be your bad boy!" Soon he heard foot steps coming towards the door. He closed his eyes and puckered his lips as it opened.

"...Bad boy this!" Butch opened his eyes to see the grumpy Professor, dressed in a red robe. He slammed the door in his face. Butch then felt something wet spray on him, he looked around to see the sprinklers were on!

"Shit! Buttercup you-"

*WHAAAAAAAAA*

"..NO!" Butch snapped as he heard a cry coming from his backpack. Buttercup had tricked him! He looked up to see her blowing more kisses along with Blossom and Bubbles, who were in a fit of laughter! Buttercup then sung out "You can be my bad boy but understand that I don't need you again. No I don't need you again....EVERYBODY SING!"

Butch was boiling with anger as the laughing and singing got louder. He was soaked and Taco wouldn't stop crying. He held his fist up at the flirt trickster but before he could say anything the door slammed opened once again. There stood the Professor with large, aggressive hound dogs "Look here Girl Scout," Butch's face then turned ghost white "we don't want your overpriced cookies, SO GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!" The Professor then released the the mad dog and Butch ran liked hell.

(Girls)

"Well that woke me up," Blossom joked, brushing her hair. Argon was already seated in her pink bag and she prayed he would stay quite until Brick got him. Bubbles nodded "But I only agreed to join in because it was funny!"

"You're a hypocrite and you know it!" Buttercup laughed, sliding on on a pale green dress shirt and white leggings. Bubbles noticed the time her sister was taking in her look. Bubbles gave a smug look and nudged Blossom and whispered "Seems Buttercup is looking for a second daddy!"

Blossom frowned and whispered back "I wonder if they'll allow flour sacks to visit during jail hours." Bubbles looked confused "What? Who?" Blossom shook her head "The Weed King."

(Outside school parking lot)

(Brick's car)

"And try not to put your finger threw my hair next time!" Princess MoreBucks nagged to her boyfriend, Brick, who wasn't paying attention to her. He was texting another one of his followers for a two hour pleasure ride in his car. Princess nagged on "Why do I even talk to you? Why do I do this? I mean, I'm not some whore!"

"So you say."

"What?!"

"Nothing," Brick rolled his eyes "look, next's time don't drank so much mouth wash. You got my mouth feeling powerful." Princess blush embarrassed but shook it off and replied " Whatever, you wanna meet up ag-"

"Sorry, you'll have to take a number." Brick said as he got out some note paper and wrote a very large number on it and handed it to her. She gasped "But we would have graduated by then!"

"Exactly, maybe I'll screw- I mean see ya at college!" Brick said as he unlocked the door but Princess didn't move. She crossed her arms and snapped "Who the hell is number 1?! She should be ME!" Brick sighed annoyed then he jumped a bit at his phone buzzing in his lap. His eyes widen as he said aloud "Blossom?"

"BLOSSOM?!" Princess screamed and kicked her feet on the floor. "So, you just screw anyone huh? Well fine! I never wanna see you again you man ho!" Princess, upset left the car. Brick sighed in relief but still annoyed as he ignored the call. "Nope, not today Blos."

(Skate Park)

"Yo, Butch? Heard you started a next's generation!" called out Ace with his gang by his side. They put their skateboards on stop as Butch whipped his head around at them, embarrassed, he quickly tossed Taco into a bush. Praying it wouldn't cry anymore. He mumbled "Damn you Buttercup!" He quickly put on a grin and said "Sup, boys? Where'd you hear that?"

"You know Billy use to work at TacosWay?" Ace pointed towards his smiley friend, his red hair covering his eye expression. "But before he was fired he heard something about a couple trying to ditch a baby in the kitchen!" Butch slightly blushed at the couples comment but then the wetness from his shirt and dog bites in his shoes wiped it all away. Him and Buttercup? Nah, whatever happened today was just pure temptation. Defiantly no feelings.

"Then we stole the security tape and saw it was you and Buttercup." Snake hissed with devil grin. "You and Buttercup, huh?"

"That was a big misunderstanding! No ditching, we were just looking-'

"Big Billy wants to be an Uncle!" Billy said excitedly.

"Guys-"

"I wanna wear the diapers," Lil' Arturo said causing everyone to look oddly at him. He shrugged "I was feeling honest."

"..Oh no, what the hell am I suppose to tell them?! It's not even a real baby!" Butch freaked in his mind. Ace then said "Yeah, I'm sure the tape was all wrong, sorry. So, where's the kid? Maybe we could give them early street smarts?"

"Look, I'm not sure how to tell you all this but-"

*WHAAAAAAAA*

"...What's wrong with that bush?!" The gang backed away. Butch quickly jumped in front of the crying bush, nervously laughing "No! Nothings wrong!"

"Big Billy thinks it's crying!"

"THAT'S ME! See, 'WHAAA'," Butch faked cry hoping his friends would buy it. "talking about my baby really gets me *sniff* emotional!" He then cried into his hands but when he opened his eyes he saw the Gang Green Gang standing around the bush. Big Billy pointed towards it "See, Big Billy was right."

"No, I think that's a baby, my friend." Lil A pointed out. Ace dug into the bush and he looked at Butch disgust "Did you put your baby in the bush?! The hell is wrong with you?!"

"No, Ace," Butch tried to explain but was cut off by a hissing Snake "You just don't go dropping babies anywhere! You aren't the damn Stork! This is YOUR baby!"

"Trying telling that to its mother!" Butch snapped.

"Do you know how many people have pissed on this bush, man?!" Lil' A yelled, Big Billy nodded in tears "Big Billy wants to kick your ass you deadbeat DAD!" Before the real hell could break loose, Ace finally found where the cries were coming from. He looked dumbfounded as the rest of the gang took a peek as well. It was quite besides the sounds of the upset flour. Finally Ace turned to Butch and asked "...What kind of freaky genes do you have?!"

"Would you all let me explain for one damn minute?!"

"Okay but Big Billy is counting," Butch told the gang about how he along with his brothers and the girls got voted the worse students and as their punishment they had to partner together and raise a flour baby. If fail they won't graduate.

"That sucks man," Lil A said and the gang nodded in agreement "there are people worse than you."

"Like Mitch!" Ace pointed out, Butch nodded and looked back at Taco who was still screaming in the bush "And worse, Buttercup tricked me into watching this thing while she goes off and does whatever!"

"Well you wouldn't want to bring a baby on a date would you?" Snake said and Butch shot a confused look at him "Date? I'm not going on any date!"

"We're talking about your baby mama," Lil' A said "we had just got back from seeing Mitch, had to pick up some 'stuff' and he was bragging about a date with Buttercup."

"Why that..." Butch slammed his fist into the concrete wall "how come you guys didn't say anything earlier?!"

"You said it was a misunderstanding?" Ace shrugged his shoulders. Butch was ready to go to war! How dare she play with him like that! On top the humiliation he faced and now he's stuck with a screaming flour sack with a strange name and she's dancing in smoke with the Weed King?! On Friday? Oh hell no!

"I'm gonna get her," Butch growled "she thinks she can just go off and leave me with child?!"

"...Want some help?" Ace smiled evilly "Mitch doesn't know anything about, uh-"

"Taco. Buttercup named her, don't ask keep talking."

"Right, Taco. And I doubt she'll say anything about her."

"Big Billy says that we should introduce Taco's second daddy!" Billy said happily and Butch chuckled liking where this was going. A surprise visit would settle the score. Butch then said "Yeah, Taco should get to know anyone a part of Buttercup's life. Why not a drug dealer?"

"We should steal- I mean pick up some baby stuff and give it to him so he can prepare himself!" Lil' A grinned.

"...You really want those diapers don't you?" Butch asked

"Says the guy who's all wet."

(Library)

(Boomer)

"I don't know why I even took this stupid job!" Brat said as she slammed a bunch of books into a random shelf, "Books are dangerous, they give you paper cuts and make you think! And thinking makes my brain hurt!"

Robin shook her head embarrassed. It was the end of the year why did she have to work with Brat? A demon would be more understandable than someone who gripes every five seconds about the 'dangers' of books.

"She still works here or is Ms. Harris too afraid to fire her?" Robin spun around to see Boomer, who was holding some books in his hand. But she was too busy glancing into his blue eyes to honestly care. Robin had been crushing on Boomer since kindergarten! He defended her from guys and was her personal consular-or so he thought. But then high school came and changed everything blah, blah, blah. She was never able to tell him her real feelings.

But that was going to change "Ms. Harris lives under her desk when Brat has to work." Robin laughed and bit her lip at Boomer's joyful smile.

"I guess we all need a panic room when she's around." Boomer laughed, checking the time on his watch. He had to meet with Bubbles at the school entrance to pick up Buddy. He then looked at the books "Well since Ms. Harris is protecting herself and I wouldn't dare ask Bart anything, will you check these out for me?"

"Sure!" Robin walked over to the desk, careful not to step on Ms. Harris's fingers."A little late in the school year to be checking out anything?"

"Uh, I got things to handle and these books will help me," Boomer said the last part in almost question. He then passed them to Robin, who usually could care less what anyone was checking out but since this was Boomer she wanted to stick her nose all in it.

'The Guide Too Fly In Fatherhood'

Robin's heart stopped, her fingers were frozen. She could barely breathe but she looked at the title of the book at least ten times and nothing changed! Without thinking she glanced up at Boomer and said "What kind of sick joke is this?!"

"Uh-"

"You're a dad now?!"

"Well-"

"How could you do this to me?!" Robin started to cry and Boomer became confused. Did she not like the author or something? She threw the book into his chest and dashed out of the library, not caring if she crushed Ms. Harris's fingers!

"...What just happened here?" Boomer thought to himself then Brat stood beside him with a huge grin and she pointed towards the book that bruised him and said "Screw anything I said! Books ARE fun!"

N/A:Long enough? Anyway, the PowerPunk Girls, Princess and The Gang Green Gang will be in this story! Oh and Butch's part was my favorite to write XD. I promise it gets better!

So tell me what you think!

Tacos