Orange:
Draco and Hermione sat on the dock with their barefeet dipping in the cool water. The sun was about to set. It was the perfect, romantic evening for a date.
"Draco?" Hermione asked with her head on his shoulder.
"Hmm?"
"Why can't every day be like this?"
"Oh?" Draco turned to face her. "What do you mean?"
"Waking up in the mornings besides each other, having breakfast together, spending the day with each other, cooking together, going to bed together... What else have I missed?"
"Showering together?" Draco leered at her. Hermione hit him hard on the arm.
"Not necessarily..." Hermione blushed.
"I don't know, Hermione. That sounds a lot like marriage," teased Draco. He pushed Hermione down, both hands on either side of her. "Say, let's get married. That way, we'll be able to fulfill your wishes."
"...Are you proposing?"
"Maybe."
"Wow. Aren't you being romantic today?" Hermione said sarcastically.
"Is that a yes or a no?" Draco was not giving up.
"Are you for real?"
"Yes! Why would I joke about something like this?!"
"Because you're Draco Malfoy!"
"But I'm also a man that wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman he loves! Arg! Just say yes!" He lowered himself to her level and kissed her. Hermione didn't seem to hate it. Eventually, she wrapped her arms around Draco's neck. Just as it was getting more passionate, they heard a huge splash. Soon, they felt something floating by their feet.
"Sorry, Hermione! Malfoy! Just dropped some oranges into the water by accident! Don't mind me! Carry on!" Ron interrupted them in the most unsuitable time ever. Draco, irated because he interrupted their special moment, scooped up the oranges from the water and started launching them like snowballs at him. "Oof!" Ron got hit multiple times and fell off his boat.
"Ha! Serves you right, Weasley!" Ron spouted water when he resurfaced.
"I said I was sorry!" Ron said.
"You know what? From now on, oranges will share first place with green apples on my list of favorite fruits." He took the last orange in his hand and aimed straight for Ron's forehead.
"Oof!" Splash!