Pikachu, Toon Link, and Little Mac were bundled in a sleeping heap. The wreckage had been repaired from last night, and it just so happened that these three Smashers collapsed in unison in front of the staircase. A certain Aura-Wielding Pokémon and Giant Pill-Using Plumber weren't having it. After a few Mega Vitamins and Aura Spheres to the face, the trio woke up, still a little groggy. Lucario and Dr. Mario sighed, and dragged the Smashers into the screening room.
At this point, character reveals were commonplace at the Smash Mansion. Once again, the Smashers filled up the seats, as the room dimmed. The slash animation took off, opening on a cloudy backdrop. "Grim… I like it," muttered Ganondorf. The Zelda representatives told him to pipe down, just as blue streaks began flying on screen. As the screen zoomed in, the streaks… became Pokéballs.
"NEW POKÉMON REPRESENTATIVE!?" Pikachu and Jigglypuff screeched simultaneously. As the Pokéballs touched down to Earth, a multitude of Pokémon filled the barren desert. Upon a cliff, Pikachu was standing, with Charizard right behind him. Said Fire-Type Pokémon stomped his feet and released a Earth-trembling roar. The words Charizard Fires It Up! took over the screen.
"We already know…"complained Pit,"Why are they reminding us?" Everyone turned to Charizard, who used his finger (claw?) to do a tear motion. "R.I.P. Pokémon Trainer," Lucario said under his breath. The crowd grew silent, mourning and paying respect to their lost friend. It was only 5 seconds before the on-screen Charizard crashed down to earth in front of Mario. "OOOOOOOOOOOH! FIRE BATTLE! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!" screeched Fox in an unmanly matter.
The trailer continued, with Mario leaping away from the assault, being backed up by Samus, Link, Kirby, and Olimar. What really caught the Smashers' attention, however, was a mysterious figure looking an awful lot like a certain Melee fighter. "MeWtWo!?" the whole audience screeched. The fighter in question began charging an attack, while Mario dashed and leaped towards Charizard, aided by Link's Gale Boomerang, Samus' Missile, and Kirby's Star Rod (Olimar launched a Red Pikmin, but it didn't make it with the rest of the projectiles). Charizard dodged the projectiles, and his mouth was set a flame.
This mysterious figure continued to charge their attack, while Mario's palm was also set a flame. It was a battle of the ages… before a shuriken-shaped attack canceled the two out. Mario slid to the side, and the two fiery warriors looked at the third wheel of an attacker. Sensing the moment of truth, the Smashers were at the edges of their seats, thinking,"Mewtwo?" The figure stood on the top if the branch, revealing himself to be… Greninja.
Greninja Makes A Splash! There was a brief silence before ZS Samus declared, "To HeCk WiTh ToLeRaNcE!" and began shooting her blaster everywhere. The Smashers stupidly followed her example, and the rest of the trailer was forgotten (even the Mega Evolutions! *GASP*). When Master Hand appeared, he had to bellow "SILENCE!" causing the Smashers to fall anime style. Master Hand then cleared his throat (?) before continuing,"Hailing from the Kalos region, the starting Water Pokémon in Pokémon X and Y! Equipped with his new Dark Type after evolving and advanced ninja skills, as well as a tongue scarf, give it up for… GRENINJA!"
Greninja had to play bob and weave since after lunch (Fish). Luckily, he was very good at evasion, since he was a ninja. From what he could gather, the Smashers were mad at him because the trailer made him look like a previous Smasher named Mewtwo. But how was he supposed to know? "These guys…" Greninja sighed, as he continued dashing between pillar to pillar.
Believe it or not, the Smashers eventually gave up after Mario and Pikachu came up with a Peace Treaty. The terms seemed fair all and all, and so it was done. Greninja just made dessert that night (there was no dinner) of cookies that looked like Pokéballs. They didn't' taste too bad, either. But Greninja had accidentally put a tranquilizing solution in the cookies (don't ask, even he doesn't know), which caused everyone to pass out, leaving Master Hand to warp them into their rooms, before taking a cookie and passing out himself.
