Toon Link had an evil plan. Lately, he'd been noted as one of the more cuter characters in the Smashers. He had done his research, and realized that with the right amount of concentration, the cuteness could put a person, mostly female, into a hypnotic state of obedience. The thought of beautiful women doing his bidding was a rather good one to Toon Link. He couldn't do it on his own, though. He needed more... cute…
Ness had gotten Peach all by herself. "Let's hope Toon Link's right about this," he thought. "What is it, Ness?" the princess asked politely. Ness shuddered. It was make or break time. "Peach," he said taking a deep breath,"Look into my eyes…" At first, Peach was at a bit of a loss for words. Surely, a psychic youth of all people would know hypnosis wasn't real! She would've said something, but she looked into Ness' eyes. They were so… cute… The Mushroom Princess let her guard down all too easily. As the last of her free will left what was now her empty shell, she quietly whispered, "What is your desire, Master Ness?"
It was moments before noon. Link was frantically searching for Zelda. He hadn't' seen her since she and Sheik went off with Toon Link to do… something. The Hero of Time continued to frantically look, until he spotted her over the mansion's balcony railway. But she looked a bit… off. "Zelda?" asked Link. The green-clad hero was knocked out with one punch.
As Zelda slugged Link's unconscious body over her shoulder, she quietly whispered, "All hail Master Toon Link…" She began to leave, thinking she was alone and unsuspected. How wrong she was. Greninja looked at the scene in horror. And to think Toon Link had orchestrated it! He couldn't trust anyone at this rate. That is… except for a few people…
Greninja looked left and right before entering the dark room. The light pulse that came off Greninja's small Water Shuriken served as his torch. He made his way to the middle of the room, where Meta Knight, Lucario, and Little Mac were present. "What's up?" asked the masked puffball. Greninja hesitated before stating,"We have a problem."
Greninja told his three friends of the scene he had just encountered. "Who knows?" said Little Mac, "maybe she's just going through one of those days." "It's far worse, I'm afraid!" Said a bruised Kirby at the door. He promptly collapsed, leaving Lucario to quickly shut the door and carry Kirby to the circle. "What do you mean 'worse'?" asked Greninja.
*Flashback* Kirby was stuffing his face with ice cream bars. He was about to nod off when he spied Toon Link. He knew the second he laid eyes on him that something was wrong. Following closely behind Toon Link were Rosalina and Wii Fit Trainer. They were both dressed in casual maid outfits, and they looked a little blank. Beside Rosalina was a Red Luma, a scared look on its face. "Ah, Kirby," Toon Link began,"do I have an offer for you…" *End of Flashback*
"Toon Link has created an organization he calls the Cute Cult," Kirby began. "Their goal is to make all the beautiful females in the Smash Mansion their personal maid servants, and to capture and contain all whom they see as a threat," he continued. "He offered me a position, but…" Kirby trailed off, "I refused, and this is what I get for it…" Kirby pointed at the bruises. Lucario sighed, "Well, that explains that. Sooooo… what are we gonna do about it?"
Toon Link was rubbing his chin in his cult's secret location, the basement of the Smash Mansion. "MAID PEACH!" he yelled. The now obviously demoted princess stepped forth, and bowed to Toon Link. She, too, was in a maids dress. "Yes, Master Toon Link?" she asked submissively. "Get all the members of the Cute Cult ready," demanded Toon Link, "we have some Smashers that need capturing!"
Greninja shifted his tongue slightly. "Anyone got a plan?" Meta Knight bellowed. "I don't think there's a plan we can come up with that has a decent success rate," offered Kirby. The speakers crackled to life. "Attention Kirby and his allies!" the nefarious Toon Link began. "Meet the Cute Cult in the main portion of the mansion to 'negotiate' the fate our maid servants. Refuse to comply…" there was a pause," and we'll completely destroy you." The speaker shut to a close. The Smashers in the dark room were silent. "What a cunning trap," Lucario and Kirby said unanimously.
Villager was conflicted. He had become a member of the Cute Cult, and had successfully taken over Samus and ZS Samus. The two were standing at attention in front of him, wearing maid outfits and looking like twins. What side should Villager fight for? The one that had the most to offer for his benefit? Or the side that was being led to a lose-lose situation, but risking everything to uphold the proper morals? He thought of this for a long time, before Toon Link called all members and maid servants of the Cute Cult to the Main Hall of the mansion. Villager hugged his two servants, then grabbed his axe. The battle would have to decide for him…
The clearly outnumbered Smashers looked toward the Cute Cult. It was practically an army of cute characters and maids! A fan girl would find this cute. This was NOT cute. At the head of the entire armada was Toon Link, rubbing his hands together evilly. Kirby wasn't sure this was a good idea. Then, he saw the back of the mob.
All the Smashers that Toon Link and his cult captured were being held in cages. No, worse than cages; they were trapped in cube glass pods, with electric rods zapping them at a constant rate. "H-how could he!?" thought Kirby. Greninja was thinking something a little more... foul, as was his next move. "GrEnInJa!" he screeched, leaping toward the cult, somehow summoning the tidal wave.
The battle set off from there. Just when the Cute Cult looked as if it would overpower the underdogs, Greninja and his allies would push back the offense and gain the upper hand. Toon Link saw this unfortunate repetition, and decided to unveil his secret weapon. "Sayonara, suckers!" he yelled, throwing his modified Smart Bomb into the fray. Villager screamed,"WAIT! TOON LINK! STO-"
The mansion was covered in flames. Inside, the cages the captured Smashers were shattered, but the Smashers lay unconscious, completely overwhelmed from recent events. Both the Cute Cult and their resistors layed on the ground. Villager, Kirby, and Greninja were the first to stir into consciousness. To the side, Villager saw something fall out of Toon Link's pocket.
It was his Reset Orb! If Villager could crack it, time would reset, and this would never come to be! Villager grabbed his axe, but in the metal's reflection, he saw his servants. Again, Villager stood, contemplating his decisions. Toon Link suddenly woke up, and ordered, "MAIDS! ImPrIsOn ThE bArBaRiAnS!" The maids began to dash towards the resistors.
While Kirby was making one last stand, Greninja noticed Villager. Just as one of the maid servants began pinning him down, Greninja shrieked, "Do it kid! Or we're all GONERS!" Villager snapped back into reality, knowing once and for all what needed to be done. As Villager grabbed his axe, he lunged towards the Reset Orb. And Toon Link was there to grab it before it shattered.
As Villager's axe split the ground under it, Toon Link laughed to rub salt in the wound. "I give you everything you could've desired, and you betray ME!? It's not like it matters, as long as I have this! Do you think I'm that stu-" "GrEnInJa KiCk!" As Greninja's foot made painful connection with Toon Link's gut, the Reset Orb flew into the air. Villager, seeing his chance at redemption, jumped, and brought back his axe to unleash its full power. Kirby joined him using his Final Cutter. The blades met as one, slashing through the Orb as a white light took hold of the universe.
When the cosmic grip ceased its hold, Smash Mansion was back to its former glory. The morning that began this episode's events had been replaced anew. The Smashers were talking, unaware of the events that had at one point taken the mansion by storm. The only exceptions were Greninja, Kirby, Villager, Toon Link, Meta Knight, Lucario, and Little Mac. As they all stood in silence and remembrance, a certain cosmic princess and her Red Luma walked toward the group.
"First off," began Rosalina,"Thank you for saving us. Especially you, Villager," She gave Villager a kiss on the forehead. "And as for you…" Rosalina pointed at Toon Link, and angry expression on her and her Luma's faces. A cosmic aura surrounded the duo, as Roslaina declared,"YoU'rE gOnNa PaY, yOu MiScHeViOuS cHiLd!" As Rosalina & Luma chased a panicky Toon Link, Meta Knight, Lucario, and Little Mac decided to take off. As for Kirby, Villager, and Greninja, the three had a nice chat before heading to the kitchen for lunch.