Little Mac, Pit, and Mario were the first in the screening room that morning (foreshadowing). As everyone began to pile in, Master Hand nervously floated onto the stage. "Ahem. Attention, Smashers! As you know, E3 took place some time ago," the hand began, "and Smash Bros. gained some new info at that event! But I'm afraid today,..." The hand gulped, before continuing,"We'll have four newcomers today… goodbye!" The hand dashed off stage, as the Smashers began clamoring among themselves, and the room began to go dark.
There was a man slowly raising his head up; it was Satoru Iwata. Another man raised his head up; it was Reggie Fils-Aime. The two men faced one another. Reggie lunged toward Iwata, and the battle began. The Smashers were 50% confused, 50% HYPED! As the fighting ended, both men flashed a grin.
A slash on screen appeared. Iwata picked up a Wii U Gamepad. Reggie held up his game Smash Bros. Gamecube Controller. The two men sat down, as Super Smash Bros for Wii U took over the screen. "How anticlimactic…" Bowser and Mario said in unison. Then they saw the newcomers.
Iwata's Mii landed on stage with a sword in his hand. Reggie's Mii landed with his fists. The Mii's eyed each other, before taking off on Battlefield. They were juggling between each other at first, before Iwata's Mii countered Reggie all the way to Palutena's Temple. "How does that even work?" asked Marth, flabbergasted. Pit shrugged and said,"Trailer logic,"
The battle continued, after Iwata tried getting the drop on Reggie. After some minor beating, and a random shield break, Reggie launched Iwata with his fire kick! The battle was not over yet, however. From a pocket, Iwata pulled out a Mario Amiibo! "It's a me!" the red-clad plumber cried.
Though Reggie tried holding down the fort, the Amiibo reigned supreme! After a quick victory pose, the Smashers clapped their hands at the wonderful trailer. Then, in a puff of smoke, three Mii Fighters crashed on stage. The Smashers were taken aback. But there was no time for questions, because they took a seat, and the next trailer began to play.
"This fighter from Hyrule is quite impressive indeed… for a mere mortal," Pit and Link sat up at this. "Lady Palutena?" wondered Pit out loud, while Link commented,"How the heck does she know me!?" The trailer continued, bursting through the clouds to place the scene at Palutena's Temple. From there, anime versions of Link and Pit were duking it out! Everyone in the screening room tried not to burst out into superfan craziness.
"AnImE! MAKE IT HAPPEN, NINTENDO!" squealed Marth. The trailer continued, with Link eventually getting the drop on Pit with a nasty kick. "I'm the best!" yelled Link. As Anime Pit laid on the ground, about to be hit by Link's Gale Boomerang, there was a CRASH! Something had stopped it! But what?
Pit looked up from his near demise. Who should he see but the Goddess Palutena! "Lady Palutena?" the young angel asked. "Oh, I'm not here to save you, Pit," the goddess answered, manipulating Pit's Power of Flight to take him off the stage. Palutena raised her staff high, before… Palutena Alights! "I'm here for a little… uh, divine intervention," The Hylian warrior planted his feet…
"HOLY GUACAMOLE!" screeched Pit to the very top of his lungs. Everyone else had similar reactions, including "OMIGOSH!","HOW IN THE WORLD?!",and "THEOPLEVELOFSMASHIS oVeR 9,000!" (Sorry. It had to be done.) Towards the end of the trailer something interesting began to play. Palutena spun her staff around before placing it on the ground, when a dark figure appeared from behind. "Dark Pit," began the goddess,"You just dropped in to crash my party?" The camera zoomed in on Dark Pit, as the evil angel answered,"Uh-huh," Then the trailer ended.
Pit and Link were at a loss for words. Then, a golden door of light appeared, opening up to reveal none other than Palutena! "LADY PALUTENA!" Pit cried, flying to his goddess and giving her a hug. "My, my, Pit! You seem to have gotten stronger since we last met!" The goddess welcomed the hug with much glee. "I just have one quest-" Pit was cut off by Palutena, who said,"You wonder if Dark Pit's coming?" "How'd you know!?" asked Pit. The goddess pointed up, and the Smashers' eyes followed.
"KiYaAaAaAaAaA!" yelled Dark Pit, as he slashed down on Pit, his double blades knocking him into the back of the screening room. "This mansion just got a lot more interesting… weh heh he!" commented Wario. As Dark Pit was smugly smirking, Pit, with rather tremendous speed, lunged at him, and the two began to pummel each other off stage. Palutena just shrugged, and she took her seat as the third and final trailer began to play.
Mario was battling Link. He launched a Fireball, and the camera zoomed in on his hat, before creating a red line. Sonic was running, and then used his Spring Jump, just as Mega Man brought down his Flame Sword on Greninja. A blue line shortly followed. Suddenly, a slash created a yellow line, enveloping the screen before turning into a circle. There was a brief pause. Then the circle turned into Pac-Man.
Pac-Man Hungers For Battle! Everyone completely, and I mean COMPLETELY, lost it! Samus and Palutena remained sitting, commenting that Pac-Man's in-game design "makes him look more capable," The trailer was entirely forgotten, except for the Final Smash, which somehow made things worse! When Pac-Man actually appeared on stage, everyone acted like they did nothing out of the ordinary (or as ordinary as it gets around here). But the Smashers knew quite well what had just occurred: they had four newcomers, and four of the roster were the most famous video games of all time…
The rest of the night was pretty normal. The three Mii Fighters were acquainting themselves with the Smashers. Pit and Palutena had a heartfelt reunion, with Dark Pit reluctantly complied though secretly enjoyed it. The four most famous video characters were fighting one another. Oh, and Rosalina & Luma were chasing Toon Link for last chapter. Just another evening at the Smash Mansion!