Marth lacked interest this morning. He usually could find something decent to do, or hang out with Ike, but neither appealed to him today. He slumped into his seat, sighing. Maybe the newcomer today would help out. As the rest of the Smashers filled their seats, the lights darkened, and the trailer began to play…
After the familiar slash intro, there was a collision. Someone flew back from the force of impact, a dust cloud forming opposite of them. The person raised up their head, commenting,"What is this power?" She swung her blade around her… Lucina Wakes Her Blade!? In the screening room, the Smashers were losing their heads. Marth just looked big-eyed.
In front of Lucina was a shadowy figure, revealing himself to be Captain Falcon. While Falcon expectedly screamed, "Falcon YES!", someone was beside Lucina, looking weak. "ChRoM?!" Ike screeched. Though Marth was shocked as well, he did a much better job of composing himself. "For my father," Lucina declared, rushing for Captain Falcon.
Every time Lucina tried to attack, Captain Falcon would shrug it off. At one point, the Captain gave Lucina a well timed counter kick. As the princess fumbled, Captain Falcon began charging his signature move. "FALCON-" green projectiles interrupted the attack. After on overemphasized dodged, the Captain looked up to see a floating hooded figure.
The figure closed his book emanating with magic aura, and began to descend to Earth. In his other hand, he carried a lightning sword. Lucina looked up at the figure. "It's going to be alright," he said, pulling back his hood. He swung his sword around him; "Time to tip the scales!" he declared. Robin Brings The Thunder!
[The author regrets to inform you that due to the sheer overpowering level of reactions, Chrom salt, and laziness, he will not be able to continue the trailer reveal and shall promptly skip ahead. Apologies for this inconvenience.]
Every Smasher was cooing over how Lucina was crushing Marth in her bear hug. "Get.. off me… child!" Marth managed to say through the pain. "Never, great grandad! I've wanted to meet you since forever!" Lucina innocently replied. She lost all forms of composure the second she laid eyes on Marth. "Help… me…" the Prince of the Emblem begged, but Ike was a little preoccupied.
Female Robin was definitely S to the I to the N-G-L-E! Ike just happened to try leaping on the opportunity of romance. "Nope," said Robin, guarding his female counterpart like a brother to a sister (they weren't technically related). "Is she from Tennessee, 'cause she's the only ten I see!" replied Ike, still determined to flirt with the female white haired magician. "Get rekt," whispered Swordfighter, before lunging at Ike, knocking him into the wall.
Marth eventually escaped Lucina's grasp, and was recovering in the corner. The Robins saw this, and walked over to Marth. Robin held out his hand, "Sorry about Lucina. When it comes to family, she's a bit…" While Robin struggled to find the words, Female Robin did the cucco sign. Marth chuckled, before replying, "She couldn't possibly do that to someone else," Robin countered,"Buddy, she's my wife," while Female Robin added,"And you weren't there when she revealed herself to Chrom,"
Dinner was upbeat for the Fire Emblem cast. Marth and Lucina were getting to know each other better as family, Robin was stalling Ike, who was almost over flirting, and Female Robin was busy conversing with Swordfighter. No romance was in the air that night (if Ike's flirting didn't count), and believe it or not, Robin made an excellent Chicken Pot Pie! Things were going so well, until the evening brawl. While it's unclear what started it, the last things heard before that were "YoU sToLe My IdEnTiTy!?" from Marth and "JOHN CENA!" from Swordfighter...