A standoff had occurred in the kitchen. Robin was holding his Levin Sword; Villager was holding his axe. "Don't do this, Robin," Female Robin cried. The Pink Villager gave Villager a pleading look. Both were unfazed at the cries for a truce. Robin's sword sparked a little brighter. Villager's eyes sported a trademark glow. They raised their weapons and… sliced their pancakes in two, as well as breaking the plates. Female Robin and Pink Villager sighed, knowing fully well that would happen.
Lucina was wandering around the mansion, when she spotted what looked like a familiar green haired individual. "T-Tiki?" she stuttered, unaware of how her old friend was in the mansion. "Hmm?" said Palutena, who turned around to face Lucina, revealing herself not to be Tiki. "O-oh! Sorry, I thought you were someone else…" Lucina stammered, realizing her rather embarrassing case of mistaken identity. "Homesick much?" said the goddess, a look of sympathy upon her face. Lucina sighed,"You have no idea…"
Ike and Swordfighter were duking it out, Ike still a bit agitated about Swordfighter's actions (and terrible meme references) from last night. The people spectating the match were Brawler and Marth. "How did that guy get his hands on a sword!?" asked Brawler, wondering why such a jock was wielding a piece of metal. "It's Fire Emblem, Brawler. Probably something around the lines of 'divine destiny', maybe?" answered Marth, not entirely sure himself. Brawler nodded, as he watched his brother continue to pummel Ike.
Lucina found it therapeutic to share her longing of home to Palutena. As she continued rambling about missing her father, Palutena stopped her mid-confession. "Can I tell you a secret?" asked the goddess, to which Lucina hesitated before realizing she could. Palutena took a deep breath before admitting, "I'm in love with Pit..." Lucina's jaw dropped, as Palutena hid her blushing face in embarrassment. Coincidentally, Pit walked by, greeting his Lady with a "Hey, Lady Palutena! What's up?"
The Zelda gang was walking past the gym, when they caught the strangest of sights. "C'mon, Marth! AVENGE ME!" cried a wailing Ike, whose face was in tears from losing his fight with Swordfighter. While Marth continued to refuse, Swordfighter, with a sly face, commented to Marth, "Brawler said you looked like a girl when he arrived!" Brawler was taken aback by his brother's comment, especially considering that was not at all the case, for he knew quite well Marth was a boy. Before Brawler could defend himself, Marth screeched, "DIE, YOU OBLIVIOUS SCUM!" Ah, the irony…
As for the Zelda gang, the chaos somehow affected them as well. Link and Ganondorf decided to try and take out one another, sword to fist. Sheik commented, "As much as I'd like to see this cliche, I sense drama elsewhere…",teleporting afterwards. As for Zelda, she cradled Toon Link in her arms, surprisingly sending him to sleep. "At least you're mostly innocent…" Zelda whispered, giving Toon Link a kiss on the forehead. To the side, Luigi saw the whole scene, muttering, "Mama-mia, this mansion is a-crazy!"
Villager was gathering timber, while Robin was fighting thunderclouds. The reasons for this, we shall never know. While the two were doing odd jobs, Female Robin and Pink Villager were laying under the only tree that wasn't doomed to be cut down. "Boys…" Pink Villager muttered. "Believe you and me, and that guy's married!" added Female Robin, pointing to Robin. As the two continued to converse, somewhere in the middle, Robin and Villager's weapons clashed again!
Lucina was more uncomfortable than when she faced off against Grima. She didn't know whether to beat herself up or blurt out Palutena's crush. Then, without warning, Palutena grabbed her angel, and crashed her lips into his. "M-MmFf!?" muffled Pit, slightly caught off guard before giving in to his goddess' kiss. Dark Pit then inconveniently flew into the scene, before complaining,"I'm always absent during the good stuff…" Then Sheik (without her mask) appeared out of nowhere, saying, "Come here, you!" before giving the Dark Angel a smooch. Lucina rushed to the bathroom, trying to contain her vomit before then.
Mario, Kirby, and Rosalina & Luma were caught off guard at the sight of the Smashers. Villager looked like he was electrocuted, Robin had splinters all over, and Female Robin & Pink Villager looked in dismay. Link and Ganondorf were fighting, Zelda was still cuddling with Toon Link, and two of the Mii Fighters, Marth, and Ike, were still battling it out. Then, Palutena and Pit were gazing into each other's eyes dreamily, as well as Sheik and Dark Pit, and Lucina looked nauseous. Mario face palmed, Kirby and Luma fell anime-style, and Roslina fainted, leaving the rest of the mansion to its normalcy.