Late, I know. And not all four battles are included, so I'll make Chapter 33 with the other two battles.

The battles are similar to how I watched them, as I needed a visual to see how I can write them. Agahnim is the only change. Normally, his first fight is his three attacks while the penultimate fight is the trio of Agahnims, but the second fight will be combined with the first. Twinrova plays the same as Ocarina of Time. I was going to use her Oracle of Ages/Seasons battle, but decided not to.

Next chapter is Dark Link and Vaati.

Agahnim didn't know what to think at first.

As he looked over the land, he recognized the areas, such as Death Mountain, but the layout was different. Death Mountain was behind the castle, between the Lost Woods and Zora's Domain. He guessed Kakariko was to the left, as he could see a river flowing from the right to what he believes might be Lake Hylia somewhere to the south. This wasn't the Hyrule he was in for nearly a year. Nor was it the Hyrule described in the maps during the Era of Time, Twilight, and the Revival of the Four Sword. It was his Hyrule.

How did he know? Because he was currently laughing his ass off at Link.

Why? We all (probably) played A Link to the Past. Why would a timeline jumping villain laugh at the hero?

Easy. Pink hair (Roll with me here. I know it isn't pink, but roll with me), a short tunic, which didn't even seem he was wearing pants, and the kicker:

WANTED: LINK KOKIRI, ACCUSED OF KIDNAPPING PRINCESS ZELDA AND MURDERING THE KING.

Oh, this was golden! Link, a convict? What are the chances of that happening? The Legendary Hero, Hyrule's #1 Son, becoming Hyrule's Most Wanted!

Hey, Nintendo, here's a story idea for a Zelda game.

If Agahnim wasn't laughing, he would've noticed the Sheikah warrior standing in the entrance, looking annoying and amused at the same time.

"Hey, girls don't like being ignored!"

The wizard stopped what he was doing. Straightening his green robes (As you can see, I'm going with the game sprites.), Agahnim faced the Sheikah. He didn't know why no one wasn't hopping on this beauty in front of him.

Must be the eyes.

"Why hello my dear. Impa, isn't it? Do you know where you are?"

Impa scoffed. "Hyrule, duh."

"Do you know when?"

"I...no."

"Ahh, of course you would not. You would never see this event in Hyrulean history because it never happened."

"What?"

"My dear, this is an alternate reality. The Hero of Time and the Princess of Destiny failed to defeat Ganondorf, so to prevent the Demon King from wrecking havoc, the Sages sealed him in the Sacred Realm. However, the knowledge of the Triforce was out, and those filthy Hylians wanted it. But in their greed to enter the Sacred Realm, they never touched the Triforce, as my master claimed it and turned the realm into the Dark World. Ahh, how fabulous that place was. Anyway, to cut this short, we failed to conquer Hyrule thanks to the Princess and her Hero. Although this poster is hilarious, won't you agree?"

"I got a picture of it."

"Great. Souvenirs are awesome. Now I believe we're back when I and the Hero are traversing the Dark World. No interference from him means your death will be uninterrupted." Without warning, Agahnim blasted Impa with several bolts of lightning, and she fell down in agony. However, she tried her best to rise despite the pain, and it only made the green wizard smile.

"I'm not going down so easily!"

"Oh so? You mean to say you would like to be totally destroyed? Well, I can make your wish come true!"

Agahnim teleported away, and Impa checked her surroundings, not wanting to be caught off guard.

"Catch!" She turned and swiped her sword, hitting the beam attack from Agahnim back to him at the last minute. He growled and disappeared again.

"HERE!" Impa wasn't ready, so she ducked as the beam passed over her. Once she got up, she had to dodge another attack.

Agahnim saw something in the eyes of the Sheikah. It was fear. He savored it.

He decided to change attacks, and he knew what Impa was expecting. He summoned his attack, and fired at Impa.

She didn't expect four circling orbs to come at her, and one of them hit her as the others bounced off her sword. She was still trying to recover from the attack when Agahnim shocked her for the second time. The lightning flowed around her, and it hurt like hell. She had never experienced so much pain in her life.

This time, she couldn't get up. It was too much for her, even when Agahnim stopped and hit her with another beam, sending her crashing into the wall.

"Weak! Weak and pathetic! Just like the clan you were born from! No wonder they're always on the brink of extinction! I should probably end it here!" He charged another attack. "Any final words?"

"Hyrule will still win."

"Pathetic. Just like your princess!" He fired the beam.

Impa eyes closed as he fired.

For some reason, death nor pain ever came. Weird.

"Just who are you calling pathetic, Agahnim?"

Impa hoped she wasn't dreaming about the owner of the melodic voice she have know for her entire life.

"PRINCESS ZELDA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"Get it right, wizard. It's QUEEN Zelda! And I won't allow you to hurt my best friend any longer." Impa looked up, and saw the form of her queen. And a Red Potion.

Oh hell yeah. Impa quickly drank the potion as Agahnim and Zelda battled. She waited for the potion to finish working, so she watched the queen fight.

Whatever Link had taught Zelda over the last ten months have paid off. She was faster. She was more analytical. She wasn't the lovesick princess. She was a badass queen and warrior.

Agahnim couldn't handle the queen, and he was still in shock. No princess was this hard to fight. Not even the Princess of Light.

"Grrrrugh! Well met, Queen Zelda! Better than that guardian of yours! But I'm not ready to admit defeat yet." Instantly, Agahnim split into three, and Impa rose beside her friend.

"Thanks Zelda."

"I did owe you one. Let us finish this together!"

"Alright!"

The duo prepared for battle as the three Agahnims disappeared, hoping not to be caught in surprise. They reappeared, and they fired beams at the two girls. The first round they dodged, and when the Agahnims reappeared again, Zelda hit one of the beams back, and it hit the true Agahnim.

Now they found him, but hitting him was hard to do. However, a big opportunity came when all three Agahnims seemed to combine, and two beams were fired, hitting the true Agahnim twice, and he retaliated with the orb attack.

However, the previous move was his big mistake, and he would only fire three more attacks before Impa sent the last hit at him.

No screams of defeat.

No words of revenge.

Nothing came from Agahnim's mouth as he struck the ground dead.

"With my flame, I'll burn him to the bone!"

"With my frost, I'll freeze him to his soul!"

'Damn, their eyes are big!'

Joshua was almost about to start laughing as the two witches circled him. He knew how the battle went. It was going to be easy as...He doesn't have the Mirror Shield.

And Koume was going to burn him now. He shielded himself by creating creating one, and the fire beam reflected off of it and hit Kotake. Josh didn't actually expect to hit her before he actually tried to aim. Score one for him.

Kotake sought revenge, but instead got her sister hit by her reflected beam. "Well Koume, look who thinks he's an all-star."

The fire witch clattered her teeth. "Clearly...he is...out of his...mind." Regaining her power, Koume fired at the king, but he missed the other sister.

However, he wasn't ready for Kotake's attack, and he he got hit in the leg. As a pyromancer, it stung really bad. And for some reason, he couldn't feel the affected leg. It would take some time for him to melt the ice, as the powers of the witches are 10 times stronger than his. He'll have to focus on the witches. Less energy would be spent, and he didn't want to end up using his innate ability. Best use the unlimited power of the Magical Rod and burn these women.

He wished Midna gave him her mirror.

Wait, he could use the unlimited power of the Magical Rod. Holding the rod, be wished it to become a shield. The end of the rod began to morph, as parts of the rod expanded to cover the blue core and flatten. It worked, and he doesn't know why he didn't think of this before.

As he continuously blocked the beams from the witches, he couldn't get a hit on them. Sometimes he came close, but that was it.

He hopes he isn't the only one who hears that buzzing sound, cause it is getting louder. And lighter.

"OHH THAT BURNS!"

"BUGS? WHAT THE HECK!"

"Bug off!" Hold up! A girl?

"It's time for you two to cool down!" That voice...Oh, now he knows who's here.

"Go and save the king, my darling."

A giant beetle rammed into the sisters, and the help Joshua wished he had come along. "Thanks guys."

Agitha and Midna climbed up the side of the main platform, and joined the still crippled king.

"Hi, Mr. Joshua! Miss Kitty and I will help you out!"

"That's nice, Princess Agitha. And you too, Midna. Now help me up. Fire the Magical Rod on my leg."

Midna took the rod and twirled it. "Will it hurt?"

"Nah, remember, I'm proficient in fire magic." Midna pointed the tip towards the king's frosted leg, and heated it up. Once she was done, the girls helped him up. "Thanks once again."

"You're so reliant on women, my king."

"Midna, put your finger to your lips before I put something in it to shut you up!"

The girls laughed, but Agitha laughed because it was funny to her. Midna laughed because, well, dirty mind.

Koume and Kotake laughed because they were ready to kill the three heroes.

"Ok, let's get serious now, Kotake!"

"Oh, ok, Koume." They began to spin hand in hand in a circle.

"KOTAKE AND KOUME'S DOUBLE DYNAMITE ATTACK!" As they said the last word, their powers combined, and Twinrova appeared. She winked and blew a kiss at the king before laughing.

"Miss me didn't you? I know, my looks are hard to imitate." She turned to the Twilight Princess. "Oh, the filth my people gave rise to. Welcome to the temple of half your ancestors, Princess Midna."

Somehow only Agitha was surprised at this. Josh and Midna only tensed up as the large woman crackled.

"Well, enough barking. Time to bite!" Twinrova shot a plume of fire at them, and Midna blocked with her mirror. It began to glow red.

"Josh?"

"Don't let it get iced. Block only her fire attacks. Agitha, get down from here. When she falls, bug her."

"Ok!"

Twinrova fired fire twice, and Midna's mirror began to react, sending flames towards Twinrova. She fell onto the small platform she was hovering over.

Agitha jumped up and down. "Get her my darling." From under the villain, a giant battle appeared and swiped at her. Twinrova moaned in pain, and that's what it sounds like. Look up her battle or get to the Spirit Temple.

Twinrova rose up, angry at the Princess of Insects. She fired fire at her, and the little girl scrambled into hiding. "Hmm, not that one annoyance is taking care off," she turned towards the two actual royals, "I shall finish the other one." She twirled her righleft wand and fired frost at the couple. Josh blocked it with his shield.

"You capture fire. I'll freeze the bit-woman."

"Good plan."

Twinrova apparently wasn't bright, as she sent ice two more times. Josh frosted her, and swarm of butterflies attacked her.

Twinrova couldn't find the child, so she set her sights on the teenagers. She first sent ice. Josh caught it. They were expecting ice again.

Midna was unprepared when the fire came at her, and the two had to dodge the attack. The fire burned the platform before disappearing. Now they knew the sorceress was switching things up.

More fire came their way, and Midna caught all three, and Agitha followed up with with a combo of a beetle and butterfly attack. This caused Twinrova to split again, as red and white smoke flew around the room, and landed in front of Josh and Midna.

Koume and Kotake reappeared. "Shoot, what a fresh bunch of kids. This time, we'll get serious, right Kotake?"

White light enveloped them and they began to rise. Kotake was surprised. "What? Hey Koume, what's that above your head?"

"I don't know, but you have one over your head too, Kotake!" Koume suddenly realized what was happening. "But I'm only 1,400 years old!"

"And I'm just 1,380 years old!"

"We're twins! Don't try to lie about your age! You must have gone senile!"

"Who are you calling senile?! Is that how you treat your older sister?"

"We are twins! How can you be older?"

"Keeeeyaaaah! How heartless you are!"

"How can you be so ungrateful!"

You're heartless!"

"You ungrateful..." The trio of heroes thought of what was the last word, but would never hear it as the sisters rose into the light still arguing.