Friendship-ISN'T magic? ch. 2

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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While Dipper reunited with the Mane Six...both Gravity Falls citizens and ponyvillites were sizing each other up...

"Did I...go back in time to when I was five?" Thinks a certain red lumberjack girl in wonder.

"Ponies!? Talking like us?! It's finally happened! The end of days!" Thought a frantic Sprott as he turns and runs...right into a wall...no one even notices...

"A world full of colorful talking ponies...someone shoot me now." Thinks Stan to himself.

Daisy, Rose and Lily naturally screamed and fainted over the whole thing

" Humans? Here?" Questioned Dr. Whooves out loud, "But none of the nearby humanoid universes should be capable of inter-dimensional travel yet!...wait...how do I know this?...from a past life?...what's a past life? BAH! I'm probably just going crazy!" Said the doctor dismissively as he swung around a strange golden watch with constellations on it on it's chain...

Sweetie Drops playfully nudges her friend Lyra Heartstrings, "You must be having the time of your life huh?" Lyra groans, "One time! I try to get comfy by sitting like a human ONE time, and suddenly everyone's labeled me as a human fangirl! Nut's to that! I'm my own person, frack it!" She snarls annoyed. Sweetie wisely decides to drop the issue...

Fortunately the panic and confusion that usually would rule this type of situation was mostly defused. The ponies weren't worried since their protectors- The mane Six -were here and armed with their elements of harmony. And the people of Gravity Falls weren't worried because...well...would YOU be worried if a large group of adorable, colorful, talking, downright magical ponies came up to meet you?

Okay...anyone mind telling us what just happened here?" Asked Stan finally. Many people/ponies on both sides nodded. "Yeah, some exposition might be needed here dude." Said Soos to Dipper.

Dipper smiled as he helped himself up from the big hug his friends were giving him, "Right- Right...well for starters let me introduce my friends: Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle."

"Howdy!"

"H-Hello."

"OMC! OMC! SO MANY NEW FACES! SO MANY PARTIES TO PLAN!"

"Charmed."

"Glad to meet you all!"

"I just want to say what an honor it is to be the first to introduce you- Humanity to Equestria and Pony-kind!"

Suddenly they all heard a laugh, they all turned to see one Robbie Valinteno. "Ah, man. This is rich! A boy your age friends with a bunch of sissy ponnies!"

"Hey! Who you calling sissy!?" Shouted Rainbow Dash as she immediately flew right over him menacingly- prompting gasps from all the humans. "Yeah, what in tarnation is your problem with us?" Demanded Applejack angrily as she trotted to him annoyed.

Robbie paled- more at the sight of a FLYING horse then two angry females(although the last part didn't help either) -as the two glared at him, all the other humans were quick to give him a wide berth.

Robbie gulped, "It's just...well come on! Your...colorful ponies...it doesn't exactly scream 'macho' dose it?"

"Oh? Were not 'macho' are we? HOW ABOUT NOW!?" Shouted Rainbow Dash as she lifted him up in the air screaming, wetting his pants in front of everyone...before letting him drop a measly five feet to the ground-

CRACK!

Where applejack was waiting to kick him in the nads on reentry.

Robbie whimperd as he rolled on the ground in pain.

"Riiight...moving on. What is the story here?" Asked Grunkle Stan awkwardly.

Dipper nodded, "Okay it all started 4 years ago- "4 years?! Dipper it's only been 4 weeks!" Interrupted Twilight. Dipper's eye's widened...then nodded in understanding. "Inter-dimensional temporal dissonance." He realized out loud.

"Say what now?" Asked Applejack. Before Dipper could explain- "It means that time flows differently between dimensions, apparently 4 weeks is equivalent to 4 years in his world." Explained Twilight flawlessly.

Dipper nodded happily, "Exactly right." He'd forgotten how smart Twilight could be...

"4 years!? You were gone four years!?" Shouted a horrified Pinkie pie, I thought you seemed a bit taller but I thought that was just because it was dark! but 4 years! That's a long time! Like a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY long time! I thought 4 weeks without you was unbearable but 4 YEARS!? I'm going to need to plant so many parties to-

Stan coughed, "Right, if we could get back to his story?"

Dipper nodded and began...

...4 years/weeks ago...

Twilight sighed and lounged on the side of the flying chariot as Spike narrated Princess Celestia's directions, "I don't understand...Nightmare Moon will return...and the princess wants me to make friends? The fate of Equestria doesn't depend on me making friends!"

BOOM!

Twilight and Spike screamed as a loud explosion nearly knocked their chariot out of the sky, Twilight watched in amazement as a crack appeared in the sky...and sent something crashing to the ground!

Twilight's eyes widened, What is this!? Nightmare Moon!? Has she come early!? I must know for sure!" She quickly demanded that they fly down to investigate...

...

8 year-old Dipper Pines groaned as he awoke...everything hurt. "Twilight...what is it?" Asked an unfamiliar voice. "I...I don't know...I've never seen anything like it." Said an unfamiliar voice.

Dipper groggily opened his eyes...and beheld a dragon peering right at him!

GAH!

Screamed Dipper!

GAH!

Screamed the dragon!

Dipper hastily ducked and covered, "Please don't kill me! I'm sorry!"

Suddenly he felt a very comforting and warm embrace, "Hey...it's okay. No one's going to hurt you." Said a soft, reassuring feminine voice.

Dipper's eyes opened to see a very adorable pony! Right out of his sisters sketch book...except better! "Hey little guy...my names Twilight! What's your name?" She asked happily.

Dipper was so stunned and amazed by a talking pony...all he could do was- "D-Dipper Pines..."

...later...

Twilight groaned as she detached herself from pinkie pie's party...all day it had been one crazy friend-obsessed pony after another. Fortunately Dipper had happily distracted them with his...'humaness?' Was that the word she- Whatever, bottom line it worked to get her away from them fast...until Fluttershy, she was so enamored by a new species- although in fairness she could hardly fault her their...it was awesome! -that she wouldn't leave them alone! And now with pinkie throwing a party, forget about researching Nightmare Moon! She could barely hear herself think!

Suddenly the door burst open and a panting Dipper came into the room. "Oh man...I never thought I'd say this...but that Pinkie is more energetic than Mable!"

Then he sees a depressed and ragged Twilight. "I'm sorry I couldn't get fluttershy or Pinkie to leave you alone like the others." Said Dipper sincerely. Twilight sighed. "It's okay Dipper...you've been more helpful then anyone else in this town today...Thank you." She said sincerely.

Dipper climbed up on her bed and gave her a comforting hug. "I know what it's like to have your ideas dismissed...no one back home ever takes me seriously...even Mable...yeah, she's MOSTLY nice about it...but she's always trying to make me do what she wants to do...to be NORMAL."

Twilight hugs him back, "Thanks again Dipper...it's nice to meet someone who has his priorities straight during a a crisis." She said sincerely...they just sat their hugging for awhile...it was nice...

Twilight was lost in her thoughts, "Is this what it's like to have a frie-

"Hey twilight? Can I ask you something?" Said Dipper suddenly. Twilight looks at him, "Sure what is it?" I was just wondering if you could-

...

BURP!

It was at that moment that spike burped out a scroll. Twilight stopped the story and read it, "Princess Celestia is coming!" Exclaimed Twilight happily. People nearby were surprised to see how much she brightened up...but were more surprised how annoyed Dipper now looked.

"Oh, great...HER." He said darkly.

Suddenly the Mane six went very pale. "Dipper...please tell me you won't do what you did last time." Pleaded Twilight.

"Whoa, back up. Who's princess Celestia?" Asked Wendy.

"We'll explain that as we continue the story." Said Twilight desperate to get her mind off what could happen when Dipper and her mentor met again...

…...

TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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